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Useless Inventions
A freezer for Eskimos.
AC adapter for solar calculators.
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Avalanche prevention goggles.
Battery powered battery charger.
Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Blinker Fluid.
Braille Drivers' Manual
Braille toilet paper.
Braille tv guide.
Braille tv remote control.
Brake oil.
Breathable space suit.
Brown undershorts.
Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device.
Cast iron wire.
Cat flap for the fridge.
Checkered paint.
Combs for bald-heads.
Cordless plumb line.
Dehydrated water.
Diet celery.
Digital clock-winder.
Digital computer.
Double-sided playing cards.
Downhill stairmaster.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Electric dog polisher.
Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
Fat-free Twinkies.
Felt Jumper cables.
Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Fireproof cigarettes.
Fireproof kindling.
Fireproof matches.
Flame-retardant gasoline.
Flashbulb tester.
Flavoured suppositories.
Foam rubber toothpicks.
Freeze Dried Water.
Frictionless Sandpaper.
Fur sink.
Hand-powered chainsaw.
How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Inflatable anchor.
Inflatable darts-board.
Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Kickstand for a tank.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Leather cutlery.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Low-calorie PowerBar.
Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Matte finish floor wax.
Mesh raincoat.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Muffler Bearings.
Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell).
Non-stick Cellotape.
Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Papier mache step ladder.
Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Particle board tent stakes.
Reduced calorie water.
Remote control for a computer.
Remote control for a Watchman.
Reversible garbage disposal.
Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Rubber Kleenex.
Screen door on a submarine.
Second-hand fireworks.
Self stick frying pan.
Soap Dissolver.
Solar powered flashlight.
Solar powered night light.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Strap-on portable chairs.
Sugar coated insulin.
Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Tire chains for motorcycles.
Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Umbrella with a skylight.
Unsinkable submarine.
Waterproof sponge.
Waterproof teabags.
Waterproof toilet paper.

Are these useless are what?

Whats a ''hand powered chainsaw''

I don't think that is useless.

thay are useless. brakes already has fluid for it. why oil?

Nevermind I was thinking fluid.

....a saw just an ordinary one

Solar Powered Torch

"Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact."



I guess you can only use it once!

Oh

Thats hardly useless

The lady does have a point lol

how about the braille on a drive thru atm machine? just in case a blind man is in a real hurry...

intsant water - just add water!!

fire proof matches!!

This shit is retarded.... i hate this thread

than don't visit it again

what about the glass hammer?

i actually seen a glass hammer befor my grate uncle makes glass and he made one just for fun.

Solar powered flashlight, hehehe, weird... you use flashlights when there is no light
Really useless stuff

lol... never knew half of them exsisted ...i have seen the inflatable dart board .. lol...

um.... i think there is such a thing as a "remote control for computers...."

i have 1 a black lightbulb

how bout a book teaching illiterates how to read...

lol... fingerless gloves ????

are all those actually real?

omg ....wot for ...

???

yup...

they have fingerless gloves there called mittens.

Tartan paint

D'oh.

y'know, some of those are a tad useful

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Originally posted by eggmayo
are all those actually real?
D'oh.

not ma fault - im slow and some of them seem like real things

what about paper umbrella's?

They real dammit, and excellent in cocktails

no big ones like a real one made of paper and glue.