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after a long hiatus with some really serious personal problems and and involvement with another forum who turned out to be a group of f*cking assholes (SW fans...long story), I'm back and despite all the bickering, and petiness that takes place here it's good to be home!!!!

Welcome back

Some home, since you walked out and left me with all the kids the place has become a shambles; there's no discipline because none of the kids will do as they are told and the rest just follow suit; the place needs a lick of paint because you were not around to do anything and I couldn't do it all myself; we are in debt and we are in danger of being re-possessed (after all the trouble with the priest during the last possession, I don't hink I can cope) because you never paid any maintenance while you were gone. At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey-hey)

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
and now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive


Umm I mean Welcome back.

Welcome back Darth.
Corran DONT eat the green pills anymore.

welcome back DJ

But, but, but they taste so delicious.

who the hell are you? I'd never have kids, I keep a military grade Depleted Uranium bullet in my underwear at all times just in case!

Don't pretend you don't know me.

besides, i'm a guy!!!! were these kids a result of eating at casa bonita and then suffering a hysterical pregnancy in the car?

Yes, yes they were

well, let me tell ya, it has a nice atmosphere...but after eating there you really could pass a couple of kids through your rectum.

Err, nice to meet you I guess

i know, i'm awkward with those first lines, aren't I?

well, some of the people who I left just sent me several nice messages, some physically threatening, some lies, and one or two death threats. should I be an ******* and press charges?