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Im up for adoption

who wants to adopt me

umm i wanna be adopted 'i wipe my own ass'

so now theres two of us up for adoption!

welcome to the adoption club

well 2 is better then one shoe

wait till korri commes

I'm confused just thinking about it

Korri my scottish fwiend! will she adopt me *puppy dog eyes*

i haven't seen her recently cry

WAIT KORRI IS A GIRL?!!!!!!!!!

DUUUUUUUUUUUH since her birthday.

uh...yea......

i see i allways thort... well n/m

Korri is a gurl SHES NO MALE

males suck....

WHAT SHE^^^^ SAID!!!!

lol first impression...
can i have a lollypop while i think it over?

djee, thanks

clovie my celtic friend ur so right !! that means Im right.. right?

korri is too nice to be male
what's wrong with that?

cors! I have two anyway

I have great sharing qualities

omg Id die for you to be my father

but.. Im ur mother ...

*sucks on lollypop and swings legs while sitting on chair*
im being a good boy...

Im better ... and a girl

i'm not addopting anyone
i can't even take care about myself

we're suppose to adopt?
i just want a lollypop...

I could be ur slave instead and take care of you

another one of my great qualities

hell yeah

do I look like I want to be there all my freakin life

smart idea.

ooeee yeah! another one of my great qualities IM SMART AS HELL

cough cough.. I dont do lies

hmm....
how nuch would it cost me?

i see

smart people make me feel insignificant cry

the lollipop or the adoption?

you should give urself up for adoption

sure, why not

Im off for a pee guys *runs out of the waiting room* DONT TAKE ANY PARENTS WHILE IM GONE

i dont know....
which one would be in my best interest?

prolly the lollipop, this way y'know what you're getting

THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION THE ADOPTION

theyre my special flavour

uh..........don't take the lollipop

run, run far

run run run as fast as you can you cant cath the gingerbreadman

who would want to catch the gingerbread man

...

um...run?
is that your final answer?

iwanna adopt golden moon and misha

i dont think theyre up for adoption... yet...

lol im sure i can presude thm to let me adopt them

kekeke

Noooo!!!! Golden Moon is gonna be my kid , shes sooo cute

i wanna be adopted but noones gonna adopt me coz they wont

dont laugh now im upset

its okay m8, if i put myself up for adoption i would have spider webs all over me and i would be in the corner waiting for the rest of my life, i just know it

we suk ave u seen ray part 2

i have asked about ray part 2 and will soon get a reply on the second 1, but soon as i get it i will post it back in that thread i love that movie, i just killed everything when them guys come with the baseball bat, and they want my car, i just killed them with my gun its great i think

who did u ask

a guy from DW clan, i am in DW clan as Sun Ce so i asked about it, then he gave me one, so i asked again abotu part 2 we will have it soon don't worry

Ill adopt you trace


if you adopt me

lets adopt some baby ducklings too

anyone wanna adopt me

howbout yeah! well have a farm.. kind of.. and horses and then well be one big happy family

ducks everywhere

hmmm.

interesting

I wonna be adopted

I'm up for adoption

i want to be adopted

i'll adopt anyone that i feel deserves my love

lol

nobody wonts to adopted mecry

Nobody likes mecry

crycrycry

okay im out to adopt someone who shud it be......?

i wonder

Can i be up for adoption?

yeah

Yey

*awaits parents*

ok



jump kinky.......!

i wanna be part of kinkiness with trace and liv

sue me

*sighs* i'll let you off this once.... what with you being illiterate and all

but next time, that's a copyright infringement

what does this adoption thing mean though?

nothin

kinkiness hour with trace and liv

KMC adoption

better not waste a minute

I wanna adopt SeptemberRain

I want to adopt dogbert, hes my neighbor, but I want him to live in my house

whip

A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE


A monologue from the play by Oscar Wilde




NOTE: This monologue is reprinted from A Woman of No Importance. Oscar Wilde. London: Methuen & Co., 1916.




MRS. ALLONBY: The Ideal Man! Oh, the Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says. He should never run down other pretty women. That would show he had no taste, or make one suspect that he had too much. No; he should be nice about them all, but say that somehow they don't attract him. If we ask him a question about anything, he should give us an answer all about ourselves. He should invariably praise us for whatever qualities he knows we haven't got. But he should be pitiless, quite pitiless, in reproaching us for the virtues that we have never dreamed of possessing. He should never believe that we know the use of useful things. That would be unforgivable. But he should shower on us everything we don't want. He should persistently compromise us in public, and treat us with absolute respect when we are alone. And yet he should be always ready to have a perfectly terrible scene, whenever we want one, and to become miserable, absolutely miserable, at a moment's notice, and to overwhelm us with just reproaches in less than twenty minutes, and to be positively violent at the end of half an hour, and to leave us for ever at a quarter to eight, when we have to go and dress for dinner. And when, after that, one has seen him for really the last time, and he has refused to take back the little things he has given one, and promised never to communicate with one again, or to write one any foolish letters, he should be perfectly broken-hearted, and telegraph to one all day long, and send one little notes every half-hour by a private hansom, and dine quite alone at the club, so that every one should know how unhappy he was. And after a whole dreadful week, during which one has gone about everywhere with one's husband, just to show how absolutely lonely one was, he may be given a third last parting, in the evening, and then, if his conduct has been quite irreproachable, and one has behaved really badly to him, he should be allowed to admit that he has been entirely in the wrong, and when he has admitted that, it becomes a woman's duty to forgive, and one can do it all over again from the beginning, with variations.

now thats drama

Anyone want to adopt me...?

you expect me to read that







you really ARE as stupid as you look

okay i am here to adopt mini me..

yay runs up to samurai girl *hugs* thank you

Anyone want to adopt me??

Who wants to adopt me?

I will

since no one will adopt me *sniffs*

Yeah!!! I got adoped! And dont worry I wont poop in the carpet

lol..thats good to know

*gives you cookies*

*wags tail and drools*

if your good you can have more cookies

i dont like adoption... it takes the fun out of having kids

of cores you dont

are you stalking me? cuz that would be super.
















*hides*
dont hurt me

Personally I would rather adopt

im not stalking you sniper

cry

j/k
i know who you'd stalk

tongue

cry
dont be mean

im being mean, just teasing you

i know

tongue to you too

I wanna be adopted!...Who loves me?

death

Aww Mini me your a samurai now....well in training but your still part of the clan...

whats with the death sniper

i want death... but he's working

hahaha...lol

moop

I'll adopt you

I will adopt Clavis...if she wasn't already adopted (i didn't read the whole thread...)

Who would

I bet no one adopts me

Aww..someone wants to adopt me

I ll adopt u eezy45..cause u like skating

I'm adopting myself because this way I'm guaranteed a good home

very good point

I have a great home!! there is a bowling alley downstairs, and a putt-putt green in the backyard, beside the pool with the water-slide....oh, and we have a 5 star chef in the kitchen at all times, if you ever get hungry...and there are tons of rooms...i could adopt everyone!!!

i wanna party with you !

thank ya

oh but i wanted to adopt u

ull get shared custody

i want a piece of clavis too

im up for adoption

aaaaaw, can i have aqua AND trace?

YOU CAN HAVE ME FOR THE MANIC MONDAY

u wanted my kids O.O...but oh well...

clavis> it's either everyday or no-day

and aqua.... when did i want your kids?

thread

no day it is!

whens no day

omg how did you remember that?

never

good question...and yet i dotn have a brain o.o

.....well the offer still stands if you're ready

so r u gonna adopt me *gives puppy eyes*

cry how can i say no?

*wags tail and nudges u*

aaaaw, ok