Separated at Birth - you decide?
Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.
Mr Zero
Separated at Birth - you decide?
Inspired by vampys flattering comparison - anyone else here at KM have a famous lost twin?
Mr Zero
this is what i was referring to.
eggmayo
pretty sure you got the pics mixed up - but yeah... you look like a serial killer
Mr Zero
suspicious? I think so...
Corran
Yes, I do. Angelina Jolie is my identical twin

Mr Zero
Sun CE - nice to see you fess up!
Vampy
Oh so you do think of me sometimes? Djee, I'm really flattered.
eggmayo
i look like a stoned hobo if thats any consellation?
Mr Zero
Ive been thinking of you today every time I look in a mirror and weep!
eggmayo
mirrors are the tools of the devil!
Vampy
Those are tears of joy, my dear
And yes, I do agree to marry you. When I turn 21, of course.
Mr Zero
It's a bird? It's a plane? ...No It's just Spearhead.
Sun Ce

thats sooo not my twin

Mr Zero
Dude - look at the evidence...
finti
actually i fail to see the resemblance with Ush and Bowie
Mr Zero
Wow, tough crowd.
what do you want? perfection? It's a gag. Cut me some slack here.
eggmayo
i do... they look nothing alike
Mr Zero
Remind me a couple of weeks beforehand so i can get a haircut and carve a cross in my forehead.
finti
between the two horns?
Linkalicious
I have a famous FOUND twin. I'll post a pic one day....
Sun Ce
what evidence?

Mr Zero
Ok last one for now - I'm even starting to bore myself.
eggmayo
the offspring guy is dexter holland... just thought id annoy ya
Linkalicious
don't you dare compare me to the guy from Offsrping!!
i have a legitament, real life, twin brother....and that's bad enough.
finti
refering to the dog or?
Mr Zero
you didnt have to post to do that... but thanks.
Vampy
Honey, we're jsut waiting for you to get bored. Shame it comes so slowly.
Link! No more Ben Affleck? What happened?

Mr Zero
Oh boo-hoo - I got Charles ****ing Manson!!!!
A real twin you didnt know about? thats kinda freaky - yet - oddly - cool.
Linkalicious
i retract my previous statement, i didn't know you posted previous spoof pics.
This is a hilarious damn thread. Do more! Do more!
Mr Zero
Ouch. You are mean, poor me.
Ben Affleck.. I should have thought of that.
Linkalicious
use a different pic if you're going to try and get me to look like afleck
Mr Zero
No - I am all out. Plus it's a pain in the ass and i have to get to work.
Feel free to carry on the not-actually-as-funny-as-it-seemed-in-my-head idea tho.
BackFire
Hah, this thread is gold.
lil bitchiness
Heh, I can see the slight resemblence, but overall...nah, not really.
Mr Zero
Thanks! "Slight resemblance but not really" I can live with.
Wow - the first thread of mine where your first comment hasn't been "locking" ...
I'm welling up here - it's an emotional moment.
Vampy
What's so bad about it? He was kinda.... err... interesting

and it's only your face

Paola
first, I don't say "locking".... I say "closing"...
remember it Zero..... is never happening again
lil bitchiness
This truly is an emotional moment. I shall bookmark this page. (and the one in GDF where i agreed with your comment)
I tend to say ''closing'' more often than ''locking''
Mr Zero
This gets my vote as the least comforting "i didnt mean to hurt your feelings" Ive ever seen.
V: "At least your hands and kneecaps don't look like a serial killers!"
Z: "No? Oh Yay! I'm so relieved!"
In any case - i'm creating a fuss for no reason other than amusement - i've been compared to far far worse.
Vampy
Oh come on, you can't be mad at me.
Oh well. You still look like Charles Manson

Mr Zero
It's true for you too!
(TRU 4U 2! ugh. )
Paola
glad you remered me
Mr Manson....

ladygrim
lol...

Aqua
its really his baby pic

yes
Mr Zero
YaY! Somebody else pitches in - I have no idea who they are or whats going on but YAY! YAY! YAY damnit.
Aqua
hes a werewolf

Mr Zero
Congratulations to smoothcriminal who is apparently one of triplets ! bless!
Vampy
i'm looking for a matching katie holmes pic for this cute member
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1264583
Vampy
no, i edited already -.- wrong url
lil bitchiness
Let me see the pic droolio
Mr Zero
Originally posted by Vampy
i'm looking for a matching katie holmes pic for this cute member
If only I were at home i could send you one - i must have a million pics of Katie Holmes on my ha..er..wait ..no what i mean is "I can't help you there.."
Vampy
id' prefer a pic with her clothes ON

§pearhead
wow, thanks for using what's arguably my worst picture here

§pearhead
...I don't know who that is
i can shut up

Vampy
Hey, smoothcriminal got ET, you should be pretty pleased, Jeremy

Mr Zero
I could certainly see something of the ET in his face - maybe its the innocent pout?
Nazgulinthedark
Ush's lost twin in brad paisley.
Vampy
THE NOSE.

§pearhead
there's no resemblance

Mr Zero
I can 100% see where you are coming from with that!
Except you got the names the wrong way round...
Nazgulinthedark
yes there is! theyre like clones!
silver_tears
holy crap that's good

unknownrocker
ol charlie looks nothin like zero
Mr Zero
Ya hear that vampy? Eh? Eh? Ya listenin'??????
Nazgulinthedark
you have just convinced me spear has a lost twin

silver_tears
that one was gold

Silver Stardust
Wow...Jeremy actually looks a lot like him...

I wonder if there's some celebrity that I look like...
Mr Zero
Oh you are on the list....
Silver Stardust
Am I, now? Hmm...I'm wondering what you'll come up with for me

shellie

yes more...this is a great show . good eye

Mr Zero
Vampy
Listening and I still don't agree.

By the way you COULD be bothered writing my screenname with a capital V
And I do agree about Jeremy... droolio
Mr Zero
I'm lax with capitals - but since you always call me "Mr" I'll use your "V" ...
did I just really type "I'll use your V"? - ha.. thats pretty frisky for this early in the day.
Mr Zero
Anyway *cough* back at the slowly getting harder and less funny plot...
m!$hA
im sorry but i couldnt resist droolio
m!$hA
how much does he look like johhny there

droolio
m!$hA
omg is that sessy?
whoever it is, shes gorgeous droolio
Mr Zero
The kid gloves are off....
m!$hA
i was just thinking about how it made me want to kiss you all over

m!$hA
im not going to tell you who everyone says i look like

Mr Zero
PG13 please. Dont make me act like your father.
lil bitchiness
Im sooo gonna show that to Jez!


m!$hA
i would never return to kmc if you acted like my father

She-Devil
I think Jeremy looks like Guy Pearce
m!$hA
thats only because of the part in her hair

m!$hA
who cares who he looks like, he's drop dead gorgeous droolio
Mr Zero
Guy Pierce scares me - did you ever notice how he seems to have twice as many teeth as anyone would ever need crammed into his mouth?
shellie
isnt guy pierce married to madonna ?
Mr Zero
No - you are confused. Guy Pierce is married to Guy Richie.
She-Devil
No thats Guy...errrr
m!$hA
now they acctually kinda do look alike!
shellie
best match ive seen yet

Mr Zero
I suspect they may well in fact be the same person...
m!$hA
no, their hairline and nose is different

shellie
hmmm...something to ponder....
m!$hA
but look at their noses

Samurai Guy
I dont believe this, but I have heard I look like... *reluctant sigh*....Justin Timberlake
lil bitchiness
No no no no no, you do NOT want to be comparing yourself to Justin Timberlake...cry
eggmayo
dance in flashing light box!
Samurai Guy
Hense the reluctant sigh. An ex-coworker actually faxed and e-mailed that picture to everyone she knew...
I was getting pestered with calls "Hey, Justin!" cry
Vampy

TOLD YOU!!! xd
finally

Samurai Guy
schmoll
It isnt true. I dont look like him
Vampy
... You just posted such an obvious proof. Not only the face, LOOK AT THE POSE! xd
ladygrim
lol... i noitced that aswell but i wasnt gonna comment
pinsleepe

Scott, you ARE Justin scared
Samurai Guy
I was asked to sit like that by the girl who took the picture.
ladygrim
bviously some one obseesed by JT
pinsleepe
Yeah, right

Samurai Guy
If I wanted to look like him, why would I be denying it?
Vampy
Because that's your dark secret, eh?
A room all covered in JT posters! I SAW IT!! I KNOW!
cry such trauma...
Samurai Guy
You have never seen my room, liar!
I have one post up in my room, of Mark Tremonti from Creed. I havent hung my X-Men, Spiderman or Resident Evil posters up yet.
... and no!
pinsleepe
Poor Vampy. HOW COULD YOU? You know she is so sensitive!
Vampy
He's lying! He dragged me there! droolio OOOH THE PAINFUL MEMORIES
Now let's sue him and get some cash droolio
pinsleepe
Right! droolio
And go to Bora-Bora!
Vampy
cry Great Barrier Reef!
pinsleepe
That too! We can travel all over the world!
Kangoos! Koalas!
Samurai Guy
Aruba... Jamaica Oh I wanna take you...
...sorry.
anyways... NO! Just... No. I mean... if.. no.
Vampy
If ! A HAH! HE ADMITS IT!
cry I'm a poor, hurt child, mr judge, gimme cash droolio
Oh and New Zealand too!... just stay away from CHristchurch

pinsleepe
cry What do you mean? No trip?
Vampy
yes trip... for me

you not included

Samurai Guy
I mean no! I do not resemble Mr. N'Sync.
Vampy
Oh that. Meh... I can't sue you for that *scratches head*
Ginger Ale cry
pinsleepe
I WILL GO WITH YOU! You want it or not, who cares?

Mr Zero
This is the thread that lets you say those painful things out loud in a safe and supportive environment. Nobody will judge you or mock you here - this is a thread of nurturing and love. We are only here to heal your pain.*
* I have been warned by my legal team to point out that this entire post in in fact a tissue of lies and you will most likely get ripped to shreds. sorry.
shellie
not really....your eyes are prettier

Samurai Guy
Thank you for your comforting words. However, about 3 words in I knew the summary of your disclaimer.
I have been told many of times when I have short hair and a goatee, I look like Justin Timberlake
Thanks, Shellie. Too bad it is seldom you see them.
Mr Zero
Uncanny as it seems only one of these pictures is KMCs new bi-lingual superslut Canadian Moose. You decide.
silver_tears
best one yet

Mr Zero
whythankyou. I'm almost certain not even The C-Moose will be able to tell which is which.
<< THERE IS MORE FROM THIS THREAD HERE >>
Copyright 1999-2025 KillerMovies.