Separated at Birth - you decide?

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Mr Zero
Separated at Birth - you decide?

Inspired by vampys flattering comparison - anyone else here at KM have a famous lost twin?

Mr Zero
this is what i was referring to.

eggmayo
pretty sure you got the pics mixed up - but yeah... you look like a serial killer

Sun Ce
no expression

Mr Zero
suspicious? I think so...

Corran
Yes, I do. Angelina Jolie is my identical twin big grin

Mr Zero
Sun CE - nice to see you fess up!

Vampy
Oh so you do think of me sometimes? Djee, I'm really flattered.

eggmayo
i look like a stoned hobo if thats any consellation?

finti
nah I am unique

Mr Zero
Ive been thinking of you today every time I look in a mirror and weep!

eggmayo
mirrors are the tools of the devil!

Vampy
Those are tears of joy, my dear yes

And yes, I do agree to marry you. When I turn 21, of course.

Mr Zero
It's a bird? It's a plane? ...No It's just Spearhead.

Sun Ce
no expression thats sooo not my twin no expression

Mr Zero
Dude - look at the evidence...

finti
actually i fail to see the resemblance with Ush and Bowie

Mr Zero
Wow, tough crowd.

what do you want? perfection? It's a gag. Cut me some slack here.

eggmayo
i do... they look nothing alike

Mr Zero
Remind me a couple of weeks beforehand so i can get a haircut and carve a cross in my forehead.

finti
off course

finti
between the two horns?

Linkalicious
I have a famous FOUND twin. I'll post a pic one day....

Sun Ce
what evidence? no expression

Mr Zero
Ok last one for now - I'm even starting to bore myself.

eggmayo
the offspring guy is dexter holland... just thought id annoy ya

Linkalicious
don't you dare compare me to the guy from Offsrping!!

i have a legitament, real life, twin brother....and that's bad enough.

finti
refering to the dog or?

Mr Zero
you didnt have to post to do that... but thanks.

Vampy
Honey, we're jsut waiting for you to get bored. Shame it comes so slowly.

Link! No more Ben Affleck? What happened? shifty

Mr Zero
Oh boo-hoo - I got Charles ****ing Manson!!!!

A real twin you didnt know about? thats kinda freaky - yet - oddly - cool.

Linkalicious
i retract my previous statement, i didn't know you posted previous spoof pics.

This is a hilarious damn thread. Do more! Do more!

eggmayo
my pleasure btw

Mr Zero
Ouch. You are mean, poor me.

Ben Affleck.. I should have thought of that.

Linkalicious
use a different pic if you're going to try and get me to look like afleck

Mr Zero
No - I am all out. Plus it's a pain in the ass and i have to get to work.

Feel free to carry on the not-actually-as-funny-as-it-seemed-in-my-head idea tho.

Alice_In_Chains
jawdrop

ladygrim
lol

BackFire
Hah, this thread is gold.

lil bitchiness
Heh, I can see the slight resemblence, but overall...nah, not really.

Paola
marry me! cry

Mr Zero
Thanks! "Slight resemblance but not really" I can live with.



Wow - the first thread of mine where your first comment hasn't been "locking" ...

I'm welling up here - it's an emotional moment.

Vampy
What's so bad about it? He was kinda.... err... interesting erm and it's only your face yes

big grin

Paola
first, I don't say "locking".... I say "closing"...

remember it Zero..... is never happening again

lil bitchiness
This truly is an emotional moment. I shall bookmark this page. (and the one in GDF where i agreed with your comment)


I tend to say ''closing'' more often than ''locking''

Mr Zero
This gets my vote as the least comforting "i didnt mean to hurt your feelings" Ive ever seen.

V: "At least your hands and kneecaps don't look like a serial killers!"
Z: "No? Oh Yay! I'm so relieved!"


In any case - i'm creating a fuss for no reason other than amusement - i've been compared to far far worse.

Aqua
messed

Paola
oops!

Vampy
Oh come on, you can't be mad at me.

Oh well. You still look like Charles Manson yes

Mr Zero
It's true for you too!

(TRU 4U 2! ugh. )

Paola
glad you remered me big grin

Mr Manson.... laughing out loud

Aqua
*cough*

ladygrim
lol...smile

Aqua
its really his baby pic stick out tongue yes

Mr Zero
YaY! Somebody else pitches in - I have no idea who they are or whats going on but YAY! YAY! YAY damnit.

Aqua
hes a werewolf happy

Mr Zero
Congratulations to smoothcriminal who is apparently one of triplets ! bless!

Vampy
i'm looking for a matching katie holmes pic for this cute member embarrasment

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1264583

Mr Zero
who? discos? ? ?

Vampy
no, i edited already -.- wrong url

shaber
can't remember

lil bitchiness
Let me see the pic droolio

Mr Zero
Originally posted by Vampy
i'm looking for a matching katie holmes pic for this cute member

If only I were at home i could send you one - i must have a million pics of Katie Holmes on my ha..er..wait ..no what i mean is "I can't help you there.."

Vampy
id' prefer a pic with her clothes ON wink

§pearhead
wow, thanks for using what's arguably my worst picture here no expression

Mr Zero

§pearhead
...I don't know who that is laughing out loud

i can shut up cool

Vampy
Hey, smoothcriminal got ET, you should be pretty pleased, Jeremy wink

Mr Zero
I could certainly see something of the ET in his face - maybe its the innocent pout?

Nazgulinthedark
Ush's lost twin in brad paisley.

Vampy
THE NOSE. yes

Nazgulinthedark

§pearhead
there's no resemblance messed

Mr Zero
I can 100% see where you are coming from with that!

Except you got the names the wrong way round...

Nazgulinthedark
yes there is! theyre like clones!

silver_tears
holy crap that's good laughing out loud

unknownrocker
ol charlie looks nothin like zero

Mr Zero
Ya hear that vampy? Eh? Eh? Ya listenin'??????

Nazgulinthedark
you have just convinced me spear has a lost twin messed

silver_tears
that one was gold happy

Silver Stardust
Wow...Jeremy actually looks a lot like him...

laughing out loud I wonder if there's some celebrity that I look like...

Mr Zero
Oh you are on the list....

Silver Stardust
Am I, now? Hmm...I'm wondering what you'll come up with for me laughing out loud

shellie
big grin yes more...this is a great show . good eye wink Mr Zero

Vampy
Listening and I still don't agree. smile By the way you COULD be bothered writing my screenname with a capital V wink


And I do agree about Jeremy... droolio

Mr Zero
I'm lax with capitals - but since you always call me "Mr" I'll use your "V" ...

did I just really type "I'll use your V"? - ha.. thats pretty frisky for this early in the day.

Mr Zero
Anyway *cough* back at the slowly getting harder and less funny plot...

m!$hA
im sorry but i couldnt resist droolio

m!$hA
how much does he look like johhny there eek! droolio

She-Devil
Yum

m!$hA
omg is that sessy? embarrasment

whoever it is, shes gorgeous droolio

Mr Zero
The kid gloves are off....

m!$hA
i was just thinking about how it made me want to kiss you all over embarrasment

m!$hA
im not going to tell you who everyone says i look like ninja

Mr Zero
PG13 please. Dont make me act like your father.

lil bitchiness
Im sooo gonna show that to Jez! eek!laughing out loud

m!$hA
i would never return to kmc if you acted like my father no expression

Mr Zero
huba!

She-Devil
I think Jeremy looks like Guy Pearce

m!$hA
thats only because of the part in her hair roll eyes (sarcastic)

shellie
mmhmm

m!$hA
who cares who he looks like, he's drop dead gorgeous droolio

Mr Zero
Guy Pierce scares me - did you ever notice how he seems to have twice as many teeth as anyone would ever need crammed into his mouth?

shellie
isnt guy pierce married to madonna ?

Mr Zero
No - you are confused. Guy Pierce is married to Guy Richie.

She-Devil
No thats Guy...errrr

Mr Zero
My brain hurts.

She-Devil
nice lol

m!$hA
now they acctually kinda do look alike!

shellie
best match ive seen yet big grin

Mr Zero
I suspect they may well in fact be the same person...

m!$hA
no, their hairline and nose is different smart

She-Devil
Scary!

shellie
hmmm...something to ponder....

m!$hA
but look at their noses erm

Samurai Guy
I dont believe this, but I have heard I look like... *reluctant sigh*....Justin Timberlake

lil bitchiness
No no no no no, you do NOT want to be comparing yourself to Justin Timberlake...cry

eggmayo
dance in flashing light box!

Samurai Guy
Hense the reluctant sigh. An ex-coworker actually faxed and e-mailed that picture to everyone she knew...

I was getting pestered with calls "Hey, Justin!" cry

Vampy
eek! TOLD YOU!!! xd

finally happy

ladygrim
smile

Samurai Guy
schmoll

It isnt true. I dont look like him

Vampy
... You just posted such an obvious proof. Not only the face, LOOK AT THE POSE! xd

ladygrim
lol... i noitced that aswell but i wasnt gonna comment

pinsleepe
eek! Scott, you ARE Justin scared

Samurai Guy
I was asked to sit like that by the girl who took the picture.

ladygrim
bviously some one obseesed by JT

pinsleepe
Yeah, right stick out tongue

Samurai Guy
roll eyes (sarcastic)

If I wanted to look like him, why would I be denying it?

ladygrim
smile

Vampy
Because that's your dark secret, eh?

A room all covered in JT posters! I SAW IT!! I KNOW!


cry such trauma...

Samurai Guy
You have never seen my room, liar!

I have one post up in my room, of Mark Tremonti from Creed. I havent hung my X-Men, Spiderman or Resident Evil posters up yet.

... and no!

pinsleepe
Poor Vampy. HOW COULD YOU? You know she is so sensitive!

Vampy
He's lying! He dragged me there! droolio OOOH THE PAINFUL MEMORIES


Now let's sue him and get some cash droolio

pinsleepe
Right! droolio


And go to Bora-Bora!

Vampy
cry Great Barrier Reef!

pinsleepe
That too! We can travel all over the world!


eek!


Kangoos! Koalas!

Samurai Guy
Aruba... Jamaica Oh I wanna take you...


...sorry.

anyways... NO! Just... No. I mean... if.. no.

Vampy
If ! A HAH! HE ADMITS IT!


cry I'm a poor, hurt child, mr judge, gimme cash droolio


Oh and New Zealand too!... just stay away from CHristchurch messed

pinsleepe
cry What do you mean? No trip?

Vampy
yes trip... for me stick out tongue you not included stick out tongue

Samurai Guy
I mean no! I do not resemble Mr. N'Sync.

Vampy
Oh that. Meh... I can't sue you for that *scratches head*


Ginger Ale cry

pinsleepe
I WILL GO WITH YOU! You want it or not, who cares? mad

Mr Zero
This is the thread that lets you say those painful things out loud in a safe and supportive environment. Nobody will judge you or mock you here - this is a thread of nurturing and love. We are only here to heal your pain.*


* I have been warned by my legal team to point out that this entire post in in fact a tissue of lies and you will most likely get ripped to shreds. sorry.

shellie
not really....your eyes are prettier wink

Samurai Guy
Thank you for your comforting words. However, about 3 words in I knew the summary of your disclaimer. laughing

I have been told many of times when I have short hair and a goatee, I look like Justin Timberlake


Thanks, Shellie. Too bad it is seldom you see them.

Mr Zero
Uncanny as it seems only one of these pictures is KMCs new bi-lingual superslut Canadian Moose. You decide.

silver_tears
best one yet yes

Mr Zero
whythankyou. I'm almost certain not even The C-Moose will be able to tell which is which.

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