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well what do u think?

i think shes cool

she's like, a total babe!

j/k
she's cool

Aww! Thank you.

well i felt like u need a thread practially every1 else has 1

what's all this racket?!?

what do u think about vaya_the_elf?

well, she has a cool smooth distilled taste, like a non-radioactive mountain stream.....

wait, is she a beer?

true

oh, well, she's nice but I think she has an identity problem...she claims to be an elf but she seems like more of a shmoopie.

no shes a person on kmc 1 of my friends!

No no. I'm just not a beer.

shmoopies are what I call the things from Don Herzfeldt's rejected cartoon (there's one on my avatar). they are happy, optimistic, love to dance, and occasionally suffer from severe anal bleeds.

for what i have seen...she is cool in my book

thats good

the spoon is too big

I'm a Banana!!!!

Dont think I suffer from severe anal bleeds, and I hope that never happens. Sounds very painful.

lol

welcome back to the family learning channel, now, angery ticks fire from my nipples: MOOOOOOO!!!!

Thanks You also seem pretty funny, and cool.

vaya, provided that you have 80 MBs of free space, I'll send you Rejected once I get back to my dorm and have glorious ethernet. but I must adjourn to dinner. adu.

I am not funnycry

Have a nice dinner.

Sometimes you are. Seen you on some threads.

i am way more serious then funnycry

I think you are both, its not a bad thing.

yeah i like being funny(or at least i think im funny)

You are

ok cause i try really hard.

I can be funny, but it is hard to be funny on a message board

I know what you mean. Internet is always harder.

OMG like, this is like, sooooo annoying.

what is?

a man walks into a bar. "ouch"

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

um,....why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?

probably because they are drunk

that was a joke...just like- I'm so ugly, I'm proctologist shoves his hand down my throat every time I see him.

oh I feel stupid now.

don't be, i think in non-sequitors

ok...

Its ok. I just did not get it when I first read it.

yay vaya you have your own thread

I know. Its kind of strange.

i think its cool

Glad you like it. How have you been?

You think this is strange - someone made me a mr zero thread and everyone I'd pissed off at KMC came in to it to say how much they hated me.

In fact - now that i remember, I must bump that thread again and get some more nuggets of hate for my sig scrapbook.

Dont know why people say that about you. I dont hate you.

Really? I understand it only too well.

but thankee.

So far I have not found any reason to, and probably won't.