want cheap fireworks?!
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Matrix_man
drop a brick on a lighter!
or put CD's in the microwave
Disclaimer: do not try any of the above at home, serious injury or death may result. u've been warned.
enjoy
Aqua
O.o *Tapes, super glues, and ties MM to this thread*
eggmayo
dropping brick on lighter just causes hot metal pieces to shoot into your legs
caffeine_fiend
how do you use a microwave away from home?
caffeine_fiend
without going to the trouble of getting an extension lead and risking being put in the mental home for microwaving cds on your driveway
Baylin
You could always just try buying cheap fireworks...
Matrix_man
i meant a plastic lighter
silver_tears
why not just throw one into a bon fire droolio
Raz
Or throw an aerosol can in the fire
(Kids do not try this at home - leave it to the professionals like me!)
Baylin
thats right Raz encourage irresponsible behaviour...
silver_tears
Im quoting this to document it naughty
Although with you're powers you could probably edit and delete droolio
Baylin
Oooh how about the old molotov cocktail...
Raz
Is that a drink?
Baylin
Yeah the kind you may want to drink it from a distance...
btw I like the pale blue colour scheme - nice and easy on the eyes!
Raz
You mean like with a really long straw?
Baylin
If you like, one tip though. It's better to spit than swallow!
TheFilmProphet
How about throwing a can of hair spray into a fire?
Baylin
Um would that be like an areosol?
Nazgulinthedark
you should have told me that last fall, i threw bug repelent in the fire, it hurt my eyes cry
TheFilmProphet
I know I was kidding.
§pearhead
there are soooooooo many ways to make random, cheap fireworks...
the aerosol can thing is by far the easiest
Matrix_man
this ones fun...get a tennis ball, make a small hole in it and fill it with match heads (the non saftey kind) by breaking them off the matchstick. then tape over the hole and throw it at someone...they'll have a blast
(seriously, dont do this)
Mr. Wiggles
Fireball= light a lighter and spray aerosol on it, thats the shit, altho, you can get your hand blown off if the fire goes into the can....
throw a lighter on concrete, mad loud explosive
buy some super cheap fireworks, then stick them into the battery pack of a furby, furby on fire!
Mr. Wiggles
of course, you need to light em up
also, never light a stink bomb into someones milffler although throwing one in the car when the person is about to drive away is classic, and never try to play baseball with roman candles
Matrix_man
if u ever wanna phuck up a computer, get a floppy disk, open the two halves and take the black disk out. take some kitchen matches (white or blue) and scrape off the phosphorus into a bowl and mix it wiv clear nail varnish and paint the mixture onto the disk. let it dry and put it all back together, and wen u put it in the drive, the head attempts to read it and will start a small fire, which should be the end of that computer
Captain REX
You could always do all the things listed at once!
Or join the Army and buy some Tomahawk missiles...
Nazgulinthedark
im gonna do that to my computer when...and if i get a new one
Matrix_man
actually, dont..its quite dangerous if the power supply unit blows up, things will get electrocuted
Nazgulinthedark
ill find a better way to blow it up
TheFilmProphet
Shoot a car gas tank.
(Note: With no one inside.)
Mr. Wiggles
crap... i shoulda known that
oh, and i ment to say muffler, not milffler....
moonwalker741
ok throwing a brick on top of a lighter dosent do anything, just throw the plastic lighter and it will like do a little explosion, but its nothing like fireworks....
TheFilmProphet
How about making an aluminum kite and attaching a key to it in the middle of a big storm?
moonwalker741
how about! you go to Tennessee and buy good and real fire works for 50 bucks..!!!
Mr. Wiggles
no one should BUY fireworks, when u cane make them special!
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