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easy on the shaking alright...

will korri find her marbles

Will I ever marry?

me wants to have all existing zippo lighters.

will i find what i was looking for?

definitely

ask again later

kewl

i said "ask"... now back to school you go...

should i go make a sandwich?

see answer above...

oh... can vampy have all the existing zippo lighters? no school at 8pm for ME...

absolutely... while ur at it, make me one too?

of course you can. just don't set me on fire...

Does Mark Silvester like me ?

will i ever grow out of my shoes?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Maarten like me?

ask me again later...

whoa... does alan rickman like me?

your future looks cloudy...

does anyone love korri?

try asking him out... if he says no, you're sh!t outta luck...

everybody loves korri

I knew it! It' s a scam
We are already a couple

this thing is telling lies!

to prove an magic 8 ball infallable will bring great misfortunes... ask im out anyways...

i am no thing mada-- okay maybe i am...

should i shoot my neighbours dog? its been keeping me at night for the last week

its broken!

should i drink more vodka?

I don' t need a magic 8 ball to answer that question total nettlehead. NO.

as i see it, yes...

i am certain

should i use a shotgun?

if you ask this query, you're not drinking nearly enough...

no way man!

you are insightful, young grasshopper

YES! VODKA!!!!!

yes...


wait- no

okay, yes...

very doubtful

absolut-ly

i'm going on break... you guys shake too hard...


korri> you shake the hardest, i think you broke me...

it was worth it

I am a sad pathetic excuse for a man?

will i burn something today? MAUAUA

will life ever improve or will it continue to be mass existence of stereotyped zombies?

Does CaptianClaudia fancy me?

Boy you need to stop plaugerizing http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26020&highlight=eight+ball

Who me?

Nah the thread starter.

Oh ok.lol I got confused for a second.

Will I become FAMOUS?

not unless you're a woman

i'd be surprised if you didn't

stereotyped zombies

all signs point to you're sh!t outta luck...

all signs point to get the f*ck of my back

most likely you already are

This 8 ball is messed up.

reply hazy... ask again later. you don't like it fudge off!

Ok Ill fudge off.

better not tell you now

You're a mean Eightball - I wasn't.

sounded funny to me... my apologies... i need my balls rubbed

AHAHAHAAHH HAHAH HHAH AHA HAH HH HAHA HAH HA HAHH HAHA!

question for the eightball: will stinky come back

it is decidedly so... maybe in like, a few months... or a lot...

Do the dancing hippos in my head have a purpose?

only if they are pink...

Will i get back from China Alive?

will i ever get off the stupid computer

Will I be a starter on my sophmore baseball team for Left field

*shakes*

Ill find out for sure like this monday

as long as you don't eat chicken and like dog meat...

not as long as there is internet porn...

it is decidedly so...











that you'll find out on monday...

Will I?

there's a 50/50 chance

Asks question again hoping that you will be nicer to me this time.

what was your question?












ps.
didn't mean to be mean... my apologies...

Well thats ok and I was just joking around and asked if CaptianClaudia fancys me but you dont have to answer that.

can't concentrate... siggy and avvy scaring the sh!t outta mefear

I get that a lot.

i told you! this thing is broken!

told me what?

will Birmingham win on saturday?

see! broken!

will my toes ever be warm?

Didn't Mike already do this...

* refills bucket with hot water and gives to pixie *

thanx leatherface12 ............ (puts toes in hot water)

"ouch burnt toes"

new question Will my toes ever return to norman?

there is a 50/50 chance

what's broken?

if you put them on fire, yes...

yes he did... he told me that 2 days ago...

who is norman and why did yor toes come from him?

the magic 8 ball is broken!

magic 8 ball broken? *gasp*

yeah its broken

well who broke it?

i dunno

wasnt me

blushing I might have knocked it over.

who got knocked up?

should i go offline now?

only if your life depended on it...

*shakes*

will I get an A+ in History?

i don't know... A + what? please finish your thoughts...

*shakes again*

will I get a good grade in history class?

hey! easy on the shaking...

the triangle in the blue mystery fluid says you may rely on it...

sorry

Thanks!!!!!!

Will I ever get married...?

no problem... that would be $5... the bill is in the mail...

only by shotgun... your shotgun...

Will I ever get to go home?

you'll probably need a map...

i told u its broken!

gee, i wonder who broke it

*shakes gently*

should i buy the nike shoes for my dad on his birthday?

hey the KMC magic 8 ball is fixed?

i think so! kalantiaw never send me a bill for the 5 dollars

haha ok. *shakes the ball and message pops up* hey it really does work!

not unless he's a reebok man...

all signs point to i don't know...

Will I ever be filthy rich? Mwahahahaha...

yes... but only if you rob a bank...