Problems with Jurassic Park 3 & 4

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Drumdude1167
When I found out they were making a Jurassic Park 4 I literally yawned in my seat. After Jurassic Park 3's upset I knew that this would be another drone of a movie.

Here are some problems that I have found with the movie. First of all, the CGI crap. Remember in Jurassic Park 1 & 2, there were more machine animals, robotronic, or what ever its called, which made it more realistic when the dinasaur roared. But when Alan Grant came back into the picture ( J. P. 3) with the fake dinosaurs, it just sucked. I was hoping it would come back with the same concept, that T-Rex was most dominent, but it had this messed up aqua lizard, and it really pissed me off, first of all the direction was not of Speilburg, but of someone else, dont know who, thats why it sucked. Spielberg brought a certain essence of realism into those pictures, he did 1 & 2,. Another point is that Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park and The Lost World, so spielberg had to make a screenplay for the book, but the other one just had a crappy script to it.

SO I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, THAT WHEN JURASSIC PARK 4 COMES OUT DO NOT GO SEE IT.

ladygrim
i wont be watching it if it has keira knightly in she is sooo annoying

botankus
People will still see it. It depends on what movies it's matched up with opening weekend. If there's nothing else, people will still see it in herds.

Jodo kast
3 WAS COOL

TheFilmProphet
I agree.

ladygrim
indeed most we see wot it is like ..

mc pee pants
i said this before and i'll say it again...

how many f*cking times will people go to this f*cking isalnd? don't they watch the news? a dinosaur was in f*cking san diego wreaked havoc... and it was by itself. imagine how much sh!t 6 people would get into if they went to an island full of these pre-historic steriod-taking, will-f*ck-you-up-while-you-run-and-scream, oversized motherf*cking lizards... stop it with the JP bullsh!t already.

TheFilmProphet
Easy Solution for Jurrasic Park 4: Kill all the dinosaurs and make them extinct. They need to just lay a nuke on that little island already and kill them all.

BloomBabyGirl
laughing out loud honetsly back in the day it was cool but now they need to move on

<<Solo>>
What's really horrible is that there's a rumour that the dinosaurs can talk and use guns on JP:4.

BloomBabyGirl
....blink ...talk?????!!! guns??? i mean them being able to open doors exertly was as advanced as they should go

dAgEnIuS
I know I will see that movie because of Keira Knightley....
Not in the theaters, but maybe on video or DVD....
All of the Jurrasic Park movies sucked but since keira knightley is in it, i will definately see it sometime......

Red Superfly
Jurassic Park 3 - where Alan Grant learns the language of the Velociraptors (LANGUAGE!!!!!!!) and manages to convince (CONVINCE!!!) dinosaurs that they are good people. The Dinosuars bargain (BARGAIN!!!!!) with the humans and let them go.

Notice the words in caps. In JP3 the dinosaurs are capable of such things.

JP has gone to hell.

Drumdude1167
Yeah, I will not see that movie if tha damn dino's can talk and use guns, that'd be like....apes......is that what were moving to in jurassic park....YOU KNOW THAT DINOS COULD SPEAK ENGLISH WAY BEFORE ENGLISH WAS INVENTED, GOSH!!!! lol

TheFilmProphet
big grin roll eyes (sarcastic)

SaTsuJiN
JP4 : Kiera goes in with guns blazing, karate kicking dinosaurs and breaking thier necks with her bare hands.. and then vin diesel comes out of nowhere and they make out. the island blows up as they swing away on a helicopter.... :sigh:

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud laughing out loud

Yeah then we see two dinosaurs flying around in the sky at the end of the movie.

mc pee pants
just put up a "nuclear bomb test site" sign on the f*cking island.

































you thought it was over huh? BEHOLD! jurassic park 5: mutant dinosaurs. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN*

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud laughing out loud

What if the dinosaurs breed with humans then become super-human-lizard soldiers eek!

vvvrulz
Haha at the rate the franchise is going, you really never know what to expect.

TheFilmProphet
True.

Drumdude1167
I just cant belive its going to happen again, they take a perfectally good book and run the crap right out of it, the only movie from a book they haven't used the crap out of would have to be fear and loathing in las vegas, SEE THAT ONE

SaTsuJiN
nah.. they'll realise the dinosaurs are more human than we've known... turns out they 'evolved' again... and then kiera sits down and has tea and krumpets with a velociraptor.. :cue JP theme by john williams: the end

Drumdude1167
Yea, you really never know when its going to end, will it end with a minisize asteroid to wipe the dinos out when they are just about to evolve into humans, just then superman swoops in and kills adrien brody(which isnt in the movie but i seriously hate that mofo) after that he kills the dinos and has sex with dr grant and wonder woman comes in and has sex with all of them, then the dinos come back to life and create a sienfeld kind of show then yadda yadda yadda its over.

vvvrulz
Even Hollywood won't come up with that.

Drumdude1167
Yea you're right, but tell me that would'nt be a good movie, CAUSE IT WOULD BE AWESOME

TheFilmProphet
Sounds more like violent porn.

Drumdude1167
yea i know, i kinda like it......

pr1983
if its done properly it could work...big grin

mc pee pants
they're gonna need speilberg for that.

TheFilmProphet
I agree.

Drumdude1167
no they need a wierd director, i suggest either me( whome wants to be a director/writer/screenplay writer) Or Tim Burton......Now he would be great, but i suggest you pick me

pr1983
sure, its not like you could do any worse than the last guy

Drumdude1167
tru dat

Red Superfly
Anybody ever seen those Dino Crisis games?

The latest one has the crazy idea of Dinosaurs IN SPACE!

I can see JP films going that way, in fact I can see Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson directing the whole thing:

Peter: "This is where the humans go into space to stop the space dinosaurs that have been living on the moon"

Homer: "But how are they going to get there? We don't want this movie to be stupid"

Peter: "This is where they call upon the ancient power of the power rangers and fly to the moon in the Megazord, and then they kick the dinosaurs ass, then we'll put another American flag on the moon cos we're twice as better than everyone, especially France"

Homer: "Genius"

TheFilmProphet
Homer: "Yuummmm moon pie......" *Begins to drool.*

laughing out loud laughing out loud

vvvrulz
I vote Tarantino take on that idea stated back there. cool

Cipher
They should really just let this series go and come up with new ideas.....


Unfortunately, that seems to be asking a lot from Hollywood.

fruits
when is it comin out? have their already been trailers in theaters??? im a big fan of the JP series and plan to see it even if critics say its the worst movie ever

Drumdude1167
if we say its going to be a bad movie, its going to be a bad movie, ok, we're not even crittics and we hate it, so just give up, you know its going to suck, ok

Drumdude1167
Why oh why does this have to come out.....IM not excited

finti
blah JP

amity75
I actually thought JP3 was easily on a par with the original. JPII was just Spielberg going through the motions. I'm all for a fourth installment. There's something about dino movies that take me back to my Ray Harryhausen obsessed childhood.

Agent Elrond
JP1: Really good
JP2: More gory(compared to other movies I've seen at that time), but still good
JP3: Different style, more fast-paced. Raptors thumb up Really big dino I can't spell thumb up Story thumb down Characters thumb down
JP4: Could be good, but most likely will suck. Hollywood rarely learns from its mistakes and usually makes them worse. JP4 better be the end. As said, how many times can some idiots wind up on that island and have an original storyline?

big gay kirk
I know... why don't they just take some of the bits from the two books that they never used, cobble them together with an unconvincing storyline and hope it makes money....

big gay kirk
Oh, no... they already did that with number three, didn't they...

Susan-Storm
Jurassic Park 6: Dino's and the pie contest

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