Beware!

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Canadian Moose
This is for those of you who don't respect the Moose.

My cousin Monty, in Northern Ontario has had enough...

read:

http://www.kenoradailyminerandnews.com/story.php?id=120423

MonkeyNipples
wow

angelsflame265
aw sad i wonder how he lost the antler

MonkeyNipples
yeah me too

Canadian Moose
He likely left it in some hunter's ass.

MonkeyNipples
lol thats great that hunter deserves it then

ladygrim
keep it there .. friging hunters..

cauteriZed
i hope so

MonkeyNipples
yeah i mean who hunts moose honestly?

ladygrim
sik weird people

Canadian Moose
You guys...*fighting back a tear* you guys are the best...GROUP HUG.

ladygrim
we do nething for u moose ...smile

cauteriZed
eh,there is a thread for hugging.but ill allow it

ladygrim
smile

unknownrocker
i wanna hug to

MonkeyNipples
i agree

cauteriZed
shall we have another group hug? big grin

Canadian Moose
*throws his arms around the big bastard nad gives him a manly moosehug*

You're such a great fella.

ladygrim
no expression

MonkeyNipples
wow

cauteriZed
lol,ladygrim is not amused

ladygrim
smile ... lol...

Corran
cool I've always been concerned about death by Moose but always asuumed it was more likely to be death by chocolate Mousse.

Canadian Moose
Moose vs Man is a very rare thing, unless you count hunting, which obviously gives the advantage to man.

Man vs Mousse is also decidedly one sided, as chocolate mousse is an inanimate object and cannot defend itself. You should be safe.

Corran
Surely that depends on the quantity of Mousse, I could explode.

Canadian Moose
This is true. But you could also explode if a moose stood on your stomach for like, 3 days. It's all relative man. Pace yourself, you can do anything.

Corran
But surely Monty can't be that Dangerous, he only has one Antler.

cauteriZed
tell that to the guy with the antler up his ass

Canadian Moose
Again, danger is relative.


A fish with one fin is not dangerous.

Monty STILL has one antle left. Where will this one end up?

cauteriZed
my 'point' exactly

Canadian Moose
Yes.

Good Moose humour by the way.

Someone finally understands me.

cauteriZed
glad to be of service

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