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I got wasted last night, now I'm hungover today.

Plus, were having the biggest storm of the winter here, and were getting loads of snow. Roads are closing down, and I'm stuck inside my house.

*sigh*

and now you have to pass your days here with us

well then I can happily say that weather is improving lots here, sun all week, getting warmer, spring is coming closer!snow is all gone!

I like the company here!

Except I'm burried in 2 feet of snow.

yeah, dogs are fatefull

Dogs? What?

you know, four legs, and stuff

It's an absolutely spectaculsr day here!!!!
Temps in the 80's
Sunny, not a cloud in the sky!
Warm breeze blowing in from Mexico!!!

SUCKER!!!!

I'm going to mail you some snow, Tex

No Thank you!
Send me some tanning oil instead

You bastard.

You can send him that eskimo chick Bjork something, she is as cold as a winter

How has everyone else been doing today?

My stomach has betrayed be again. Yuk.

Why? What did you eat?

he`s been eating funny pills

Ush, are you a drug addict?

Not likely!

I think I will have to lay off the fancy food for a while...

eat salad

Don't eat salad

dont eat fish

Hmm... two pieces of advice that are difficult to re-concile...

Why are you sick, Ush?

I'm ALWAYS sick. My whole life story is one long sickness. I'm pretty tired of it. My digestive system has been out of whack for years. I should have it replaced, or something.

That sucks, man!

I hope you feel better.

Why, thank you very much!

Take some Pepto-Bismol.

I normally try to take as little stuff as possible.

Then I suggest you just go to bed with a big glass of water.

strange sex

Americans, finti, Americans...

That is VERY close to what I did last night.

What - the strange sex or the water?

americans?

That sucks that you feel that way everyday, Ush.

Is something else troubling you?

Well, there are always a fee general things triubling me; I;ve been trying to recover from Chronic illness for years.

Oh, and Edna dumped me.

Yes Ush talk....the psychiatrist is waiting....

Edna dumped you?

That b****.

That's spelt with a 'w', To...

Actually, that's all a whole lot less dramatic than it sounds.

witch?

I don't want to pry. But it sounds like you are REALLY having the "Thursday Blues".

but sad nonetheless, right?

Ush: "Everything's gonna be alright"
- Bob Marley

He will talk when he feels the time is right

Well, thank you, everyone.

But it's not as if we stabbed each other to death in a frenzied orgy of violence, though us being us we DID argue about it.

Basically we are back to where we were this time two months ago, with me wanting things bacxk and her... not... um...

Actually, I am very confused by the whole thing

Two months ago, making it January... wich was one month before you two went official... not THAT bad

It;s been more than a month, hasn't it?

Ok, ok. Things are back to how they are the day before Kiwi Leia joined the boards.

water and sleep. That's what you need.

and when was that Ush?

Check her profile!

What does she have to do with things?

Nice to find someone who doesn't say that I drink too MUCH water...

who? wich? where? when? how?

I don't think you can drink too much water. It's the best thing you can put in your body, I've been told.

that's true

Kiwi Leia has very much to do with why myself and Edna hitched up in the first place, so if we take back everything before she came to the boards then that is where myself and Elle are now.

Sounds like a complicated situation, Ush.

Yeah it is... things seem to be passing me by very quickly right now.

time for me to fall asleep, I take...
if someone can give me the simplistic story, wake me up...

Ush, if you need someone to talk to, PM me.

Only bad thing is you'll be running to the loo every 5 mins!

Well, I was kinda doing that anyway...

That's a very kind offer, To.

running to the loo every five minutes Ush?

Hmmm... is it a boy or a girl?

It's horribly unpleasant, that is what it is.

how's the tummy holding? is it growing?

Poor Ush!
You should drink some mint tea.

I hate stomach aches!

Thanks Tex!

This seems to be becoming the 'sympathise with Ush' thread!

Sweet sympathy

Since you get chronic stomach aches, have your doctors prescribed anything?

Oh, I don't tend to go to Doctors much.

Ush, what's the matter with you?

I sort of lost track..

Errr... what's the matter in which way, Keo? In general, with Edna, or with my stomach?

Come on down to the lab Ush - I'll have you fixed up just as soon as the next thunderstorm comes around.

Somehow I think getting me back with Edna is beyond even the scope of your lab, Gundy...

remember: positive thinking!

Why did she dump you?

I don't think "dump" is the right word.

How about: They're on a cooling off period for an unspecified time.

Well it feels like a dumping to me!

Icky.

Is that from experience?

Edna, you've got some 'splanin' to do!

Errr... you shouldn't be too harsh on her really. I certainly don't want her feeling victimised!

Oh, we all like you and Edna.

I'm not angry. I just like to stick my nose in on other peoples business.

Right-oh. She is worried that people will see her as some sort of evil Ush-dumping machine!

so I take... she is not?

JK

No. She's lovely.

I know, that's why I've put the JK there

In reality she's a lovely, nice, caring, forgiving person

It's actually the other way around!
You are the evil "dump the lovely Edna" machine!
How dare you!

I saw the jk, yerss, I just wanted everyone to know that anyway.

let's all celebrate that with a big grouphug!... but I think it's better to wait till some ladies show up...

*Texas huggs yerssot*
Ohhhh, strong shoulders there yers

*blushes*
Well, I have been working out lately

Trying to look good for ToMacco there, eh?

yeah, as soon as he sees my big shoulders he will run away, far away, straight into the PDF

Yeah right!! he'll run straight into your bedroom, that little freak!

should I tell him then that it's a former gasroom?
...
...
...
nah!

What's a gas room? Is that what you Belgians call a bathroom, cause you pass gas in there?

you'll find out soon enough...

Hey, how did I get dragged into this?

by your girlfriend, why?

Your his man hoe yerssot

I'm what now?

No one is going to court me, dammit.

no-one wants to be near you too, To

That's right!!
He's taken!
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I'm not the one who's gonna sit home alone tonight

are they going to lock you up again To?

I'd rather be home alone, then out in a snow storm with MN Eskimo women!

They closed down all the schools today because we had so much snow.

A cold front blew in from the north today, and it got really chilly here, temps in the 60's!
It's all your fault!!!

The 60's? You pansie!

shus about the weather!
I had a test today about it and I'm certain I failed

That's why I'm taking a hot bath and not going out!
Too cold!
Yesterday it was 87 and today it's like 60!!!
All your fault!!!

Smooth move, yers

have you ever seen an elephant fall down?

I don't think so. Don't have too many elephants around here.

NO!

I had no idead the Brussles Zoo had dying elephants!

Brussels Zoo doesn't exist...

It was me failing the test btw

Why are you an elephant? Are you a big fat guy?

oh well, at least I failed once and not twice, isn't that right FIREMASTER

Hey Tex, at least he took the test instead of skipping town like you

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I had a B average before I withdrew!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

ha! just a B!

No complaints here

No complaints there either!

yuck Can I complain?

Sure!
Call 1-800-EAT-SH........