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Hit men for hire

count me in.

i shall hire all of them u have ...

good now who do you want killed

alright i'll give you 500 to kill monkeynipples

im ready for service...

just sed them to my school and i shall direct them from there lol

monkey nipples kill the hit man hater

*gets in car and sent to school* im here for u job that u offered

kill monkeynipples

kill monkeynipples i'll pay for it in cash

*kills hit man hater

good ... of to room 64 or is it 63 .. oh welll we'll find out when were up there ...( theres alot of stairs)

kill the person she wants killed

hahahaha u tried to kill me but u cant

*walks with ladygrim* how far is it?

not to far now ... u'll now wen were there cuz she has blue hair

oh ok*loads sawed off shot guns*

murder football by way of spork

kewl... ... were out side the door .... so wen ever ur ready MN

usin a sawed off??? I taught u better. Where's the rocket launcher and if not that atleast use explosive shells

ok *murders f00tball byt the way of a spork*

either will do as long as there dead ...

PM me if you want a job as a hit man

damnit u should know i cant die im me i only die if i want 2

cool

lets go finish ur job and lets do sumthin else

ok *finishes job for lg* what else?

thnku

All hit men come to my office now

who wants to die now i wonder

my name is ?

hey lee, mind if i join ur band of hitman?

PAINFUL MEETING!
WHAT ABOUT IF I AM A HIT MAN?!

No of course you can AN and you CM

when do we get the guns!

we get them now

yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
wait, what gun have i got?

shiny shiny shiny

a shiny gun
glare

Kill AliusJimbob AN

sHOOT HIM kILL HIM

hes not online

and wheres my gun!

hERE IT IS damn him

oh wait, yes he is



wheres my gun, dam it!

Kill him quickly

I NEED A GUN!

Here it is * hands him a spas 12 *

spas 12, that'll do

Hey annie show us you TEETH

WHAT are you guys doing?

we are of the hitman tribe

Oh...it all makes sense now.

I want a gun 2. thats not fair

what is there to do?

well we could play russian roullette untill we get a job

you all have jobs now jobs for all

who do we get to kill

im after the football midget again

Kill alius jimbob

who and where is he?

jimbob it is

monkeynipples took care of it, who else??

*stands in corner, hands in pockets*

you got the job samurai guy

*nods*

Thanks.

Anyway your first assignment find aeris ,i mean find alius jimbob

I'll be back in a few minutes...

*walks out*

hes good all of you should be more like him

*walks in*

*Stands in corner, hands in pockets*

welcome back mission completed?

hey all

I'll be at the bar if you need me.

Kill everybody in sight here is the ammo didulum didulum didulum dum dum

cool *grabs spas 12*

Boss.... can I kill for fun, too?

I'm in... but i kill who i want... and that includes all u too... you know what
*takes out shotgun and kills everybody and leaves*

*walks in* Ahhhhhhh!

That was funny. I like your style.

Can someone kill Laura Croft for me?

I would, but... she is kind of attractive... so ...

*comes back in*
Huh? I didnt kill u?
*Takes out gun and threatens to kill everybody else.*
If u wan to live.... u have to stand one ur knees and sing something... if i like the song.. u live... if i dont... the rest is up to ur imagination

*exits*

All right Darkcrown.... ill kill Laura Croft, but u must go get Samurai Guy back here... he still has to sing a song!

*walks back in*

I forgot my flask

*exits*

*Grabbs Samurai Gy and points a gun to his head* SING!

You really dont want to touch me. Do it again, and the arm is mine.

You got 10seconds to start singing... if u dont sing... u die...

1
2
3
4
5

*Pulls out katana* Really

Really.

Should I keep counting?

9..... 10 Ok u die....
*Takes out gun and points it at SG's head. Quickly turns gun to darkcrown and shoots her in the head....*
HAHA u fell for our plan! And ur dead... ur not immortal... thers nothing u can do...

*walks in*
*Laughs* Poor Scottie

Ding dong, the witch is dead.... *sings*

*grabs Katina*

*cuts off arm*

...really!

Poor me?

Ok i gtg... SG u r now the boos until i return... u may kill anyone u like.... but if u decide to kill me.... u will die before u even have a chance to take out a gun... bye

*Floats down to hell*

Satan: You're becoming a failiure

DC:

Satan: *sigh* Dissapproved death

*Pulls bullet out of head* Hello

The Cavelry arrives... but too late. Thanks, Ash.

I'm always late

*looks at her missing arm* damn.

A promise is a promise.

Apologize, and you can have it back

But I didn't touch you that supposed second time

*duct tapes C4 onto dark's back and disappears holding detonator*

I hate you all!




blowupblowupblowup

Dont mess with the Turks, DC

*removes outfit and steps out of doorway in shady limited attire* w3rd to ya'll

Pain.... oww...... death. *dies*

*walks in*

*rolls in*

this thread has lost its touch

wow... it's been a while.
and my price has gone up

yep i agree u all suck

cool i guess

grab ur left nut and make ur right one jealous

But nothing happened.

i think Zeke needs to clean house again

jeff grab ur right nut and make kerrigor jealous

*pulls out flask and takes a swig*

do it now

*leaves*

*also leaves*

good leave uh oh oreos. u suck

*walks back in and uses shock stick on f00tball*

*leaves*

damn that hurts

watch ur back. sumday i'll jump u

snipes football thru window from across street

damn jeff use real bullets next time, the rubber ones hurt

*snicker*

gggrrrrrrrrrrrr..... just wait *wires myself up with tons of C-4*
KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *trips and detonates C-4 before he gets to samurai guy*

*walks away*

ok im alright now. damn. ya u betta walk off

*stands still*

just playin keep goin *runs away*

*walks back to the office*

*walks back in*
Darkcrown ur still here?
*Decapitates darcrown. The keeps chopping darcrown into pieces until it is physically impossible to put the pieces back together.*
Now ur dead forever... nothing anybody can do now...

*walks in and sees the utter chaos*

*loads spas-12*
maybe it's time 4 some cleaning up?

Blow it up and start anew.

u got the bomb?

Sorry but I left a while ago.

*walks in*

*also walks in*

*stares at unknown*

whos next to get taken out