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I remember when I was little, me and my cousins would play jackpot 500 and someone always got accused of playing unfairly and the person who was accused would run into the bathroom, lock the door, and cry. I was usually the one crying.



Now you share a childhood memory!

*puts on ignore list*

anywho....

omg you're my hero, koz

the band Queen who was formed in the late 70's and finished in the 90's are my childhood memorys, i used to think i hated there music, but then 1 day i came across it and i new the tune then the words came and i knew all the words and i was singing with it weird but very nice to get them memorys back, i started to remember things like my childhood friends, i knew this girl called Sioni, shes 18 now an a mum and stuff, but still back then we were close friends , i like her even today, but i never get to see her cry

Aww, I'm sorry. hug

I almost drowned at 5

well shes my mum's best friends daughter, so we kinda played together and stuff when we were younger

OMG! What happened?

I beat up jared from subway when I was 2

I was playing in the water, and walked off this mini cliff, and it was a straight drop, my parents were on shore, didnt notice at all, and my dad had just left to change.

damn, i'm glad your okay nwo tho

I take it that you have never seen a subway commercial

nope

Ok then nevermind

okay

You need to quit using that stupid smilie all the time

when i was 7 some guys in my class taught me how to play blackjack, so we played blackjack over valentines day candy in after school care

smiles are good :s

You mean this?
Or this?
Or possibly this?
Or maybe even this?
Possibly one of these?

um.............hmm. I landed flat on my back after a 10 foot drop that was painful, let me tell you that

or gashing my leg open or riding my bike straight into a tree and getting knocked out the list goes on

thats crazy, if all that were on 1 day i would feel a little sorry for u

The first one. Using it all the time gets annoying

once i wnet off the high dive and i bruised the underside of my arm it hurt

Oh really? You don't say. How weird Well, that's your problem Not mine

i only have one memory ... cause the rest of my life was so horrid i blocked it out ... but that memory is one day my father took me to the base he was stationed at and sat me in the seat of an F-14 Tomcat ... ever since i've loved flying

you, darkcrown, are a very annoying person.

Ok nevermind, you just like being annoying

wow thats so cool, i wanna sit in a big airplane!

I take this as a compliment!

It's a lot of fun, you really need to try

Wow, Jeremy, sounds a lot like stuff I did...except I didn't ride my bike into a tree, I crashed into one of my friends, fell, broke my glasses, cut up the side of my leg (I have a four inch long scar on the side of my right knee) and knocked myself out

so instead of doing them one at a time, you do them all at once

Yeah, pretty much...I'm pretty damn clutzy

it's ok ... i walk into open doorframes

i did that me and my friend were riding our bikes, and my front wheel ran into her back wheel, and i got thrown off. i have a scar on my knee from where i fell

Ouch...

I walk into doorframes all the time. Doors, walls, posts, you name it... earlier I nearly walked right into the fridge in the kitchen, my mom just stared at me incredulously and said "Did you just nearly walk into the fridge?!"

awww *hugs SS* it's ok .... i've done the exact same thing .... only i've been hit by a parked car

Done that too

*is hugged*

part of your sig reminds me of what a friend of mine said to describe me being sneaky: "sublety to you is a rocket to the face"

I remember when I was younger I threw a penny in the wishing well and made a wish. I can't remember if the wish came true or not.

i remember being hit in the face with a matchbox car... i still have a scar

HAHA!

hey, im goin pretty far back....
besides, shortly after that, HE remembers 'falling' down some stairs

It's a from a Rage Against the Machine song called Calm Like a Bomb which one of my friends told me is my theme song...because I am about as calm as a bomb

And one of my friends said something similar to me once when I was trying to be sneaky

i actually remembered a childhood memory yesterday

when i was very young and at my nanas house, every single time i went the same thing happened! id get out a fireman puzzle and say 'look nan i can do this puzzle!' and shed say 'oh i think its too hard for you sweety!'
and id say 'no watch me go'
so id make my nan watch me do a puzzle then at the end shed say 'wow! i cant beleive you did it '

i always thought she was serious

aww

I also remember playing Chutes and Ladders with my uncle when I was about 4 years old and him complaining about me always cheating

quick reply

tankies

hey babe hug
and im trying to go dso by i guess

aww, bubye
*huggles*

I remember when I was 4 I took a shit in my toy chest.

riighhtt....
When i was in Cairns(Queensland), i almost handstanded on a stingray.....It got my cousin


And when we were back at their house, a couple of days be4, my cousin and i fell into their pool and she climbed on my shoulders to get out and she almost killed me....


But obviously she didn't, so here i am now...

i remeber when i was 7 and i was on holiday in malta and we were out looking at local sites ... my dad as per usual was annoying and tormenting me by tapping me and running off so the next time he did it i swung round and hit him in the lower region .. and as i did it tho and behold it wasnt my dad....

I 'member when I was little, I went to the circus with my family, and there was a clown sitting on a box talking to everyone. Then a monkey came on and started walking around the clown, but the clown shooed the monkey away... then the clown stood up... and his pant fell down

I don't know why but it still makes me laugh...

once my mum accused me of looking at porn ranting boy did i go off at her!

the earliest i can remmeber is goin fishin with me dad and then catchin a crab and then gettin chased off of it! now i know why im scared of crabs

aw my little babys scared of crabs in_love
dont worry sweety, il protect you boxing

oh gud coz im sh!t scared of then youll have to protect me from them

im scared of poodles!
not only are they ugly, theyre scary!
i got chased by one once

speaking of which i once got chased by a goat fear then my dad chased it and it ran up a tree hysterical

whoa...i know wat you mean they are ugly!! a goat!?

i got on a horse and then i fell off.

yeah i was really little and we ere staying at this weired place
woke up, went outside and a goat ran up to me and chased me cry

im sorry babe but i find that funny

it wasnt funny it was horrifying crybaby
i was only a wee little child! schmoll

i pulled down a girls knickers in primary school

nono

which reminds me of once in year one my friends and i were sitting in a circle and some one said "ill show you my nickers if you show me yours" so they all said "i promise to show you my nickers!"
anyway they went round in the circle and it came to my turn!
"no i dont want to." i said
"but you promised! you have to!"
"no i didnt"

silence pays off diva

how embarrasing

not for me, i didnt have to show

thats all right then

I have a disturbing memory!

I was 14 and at soccer practice, my buddy passed the ball into an empty space in between me and this other guy on defense. We both ran our asses off to get to the ball first, and we both went down into a slide, except I missed the ball, and the heel of my right sneaker went straight into his groin hard. And I mean hard You could actually hear the crunch. The kid's face turned green and he didn't breathe for like 5 minutes. Me and the coach had to drag him off the field, cos he wouldn't (or couldn't) stand up.

But it all ended happily ever after, his hernia operation was a 100% success, and he transferred schools a couple of months after, so he never got the chance to get me back.

you cruel, mean man cry

indeed

twas an accident, I swears it cry

I wouldn't hurt a fly no2 specially not in that area eek

but you'd hurt a poor innocent boy who was just looking for some fun? schmoll

now don't be too hard misha. It was an accident. Yoda knows he is telling the truth.

i dont beleive it schmoll

secretly he enjoyed it naughty

hmmm, see into the future i can

ok, maybe a I did a little, but you'd understand if you were there and heard him squeal droolio

i could imagine it

was it high pitched?

Hell yeah.
He sounded like a chipmink who'd drunk half a gallon of helium droolio

oh baby droolio

sort of like chip and dale

Kinda, but as far as I know, Chip & Dale still have both their testicles

he only has one now? oh the sexiness droolio

you find anything sexy don't ya hun

only if its worthwile diva

one ball = sexy huh

Things were different in my day

get with the times girlfriend

what do you mean in your day?

So your saying if I wanna impress the chicks I gotta cut off one of my...

nu uh. It's you who is wrong schmoll

i agree

not cut, but rip droolio

but now that i think of it sam, your so damn sexy you dont need to change a thing droolio

can't argue with that droolio

you are wise mish notworthy

wise and sexy diva


ALL HAIL QUEEN MISHA!

all hail queen misha

*bows*

thats more like it drooliodiva

yoda will be your protector

i need body guards, not protectors!
imking

Are you hiring? naughty

are you offering? fab

i would offer, but im hardly ever on when u r lol

youre on now arent you? naughty

i will be your body guard as i am powerful. Nothing will get near you.

great!
but im going to need more that one though


oh and make sure you dont drive away my fans droolio

anybody else for body gurads?

*guards sweet heart

you know what i mean

Looks like somebody's head is starting to swell to a terrifying sizefear

what benefits are there of being ur bodyguard?....i atleast want payment lol

oh no, my makeup fear

oh you get payement of me naughty

not worth it sorry, find sum1 cheaper

jawdropschmoll

huh. Am i the only one misha

ur head was getting to big for the room, had to bring u down a peg

there was no need for the crude comment schmoll

awww im sorry....hug

nope schmoll













sams sexier than you anyway

poor misha

exactly cry

body guard, BAD HIM

ah well... go for it then

with pleasure naughty

only me then for body guard

Leave me outta this nono

hmmm. Why do people argue

but youre so sexy cry

as am i

speaking of big heads

It's not true cry

If you want to the know the true definition of sexy, I suggest you go find a mirror

it so is cry

mirrors arent sexy

doh why is it always the cute ones that are dumb?

The mirror isnt sexy (unless you have a glass fetish ) its whats in the mirror thats sexxxy. With 3 x's

no they just show you what you look like

are you saying im sexxxy with 3 x's?

totally

there's nothing sexier than sexxxy with 3 x's, you should be proud

i feel so totally honoured droolio

i have to go

i might return in 30 droolio

luv you my sexy beasts winkiss

xxoo misha

bye babe

So, I'm about nine. Moms tells me to take out the trash. I gather everything up except for a napkin in the corner. I bend down, grab the napkin, and oddly it sticks to my thumb. Then starts to turn red. I find this odd and chose to investigate. Looking on the other side of the napkin I see a soup can lid. The lid has sliced through the top of my thumb about an inch and a half deep, and has yet to dislodge. I pull out the lid, peel away the napkin, take a deep breath, and scream like a banshee. To make a long story short (too late) I spent the next couple of hours in the bathroom running water over my finger and the next two months trying to get the wound to close and stay shut.
I will always remember this event. Partly because of the scar, but mostly for those few seconds of confusion. I didn't know I was hurt, so I felt no pain. Ignorance is bliss. To this day, I will always kick a napkin before I pick it up.

you're only 9?

as in years old