If You Could Fight Anyone, Who Would You Fight?

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<<Solo>>
Who? smokin'

SlipknoT
this kid steve

BackFire
I'd fight GW Bush.

<<Solo>>
I'd fight Kid Rock.

Captain REX
And I'd fight Kerry just to smite BF. stick out tongue

But seriously, I'd like to put this one kid at my skool into a trashcan. He's very...er...not cool. Skater punk that smells like crap and is a big D-I-C-K to everyone. Pimp-slapped him last year and HE got in trouble, the school staff hates him that bad.

SlipknoT
Actually I'd fight eminem

<<Solo>>
Actually I'd fight that singer of Good Charrolette, or however the hell you spell it.

BackFire
That wouldn't smite me? I don't like him either.

Darth Revan
I'd fight the guy from GC, the guy from NFG, the guy from Simple Plan, 50-cent, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, and whatever dumbass opposed me no expression

Captain REX
Then I'll kill Leatherface...? stick out tongue

I dunno, I'm not into politics. big grin

<<Solo>>
I'd fight the singer of Rage Against The Machine.

BackFire
YOu know damn well Leatherface would ruin your shit.

<<Solo>>
Hell yeah, Leatherface would ruin anyone's shit.

DeNiro
I would fight my old house wiring teacher mr taviani. i love the guy but he is this little but huge italin guy that is small but h works out and he like doesnt suspened people that fight in his class all he does is like freak out like seriously roid rage on there ass for like 2 minutes then stops and goes on about teacher class fighting him would be awesome.

Darth Revan
I would say that I'd fight the lead singer of Joy Division, but I like Joy Division so... stick out tongue

Silver Stardust
And I'll fight you no expression

Nah, j/k stick out tongue

I dunno...there was this one girl at my high school that I was just itching to kick the shit out of...maybe her big grin

<<Solo>>
Yeah I like RAM, but I was just saying that...so I could...well I wasn't really going anywhere with that I guess.

Darth Revan
Oh, yeah... I have at least ten kids from my school who I would probably shoot if given the opportunity.

Captain REX
Of course! He'll gut me within seconds...

But it's worth a try...? Ah hell... *runs for the hills*

SlipknoT
I'd fight stephen hawking, an easy win.

<<Solo>>
SH is pimp.

Unholy_Cheese
I would fight justin timberleg

<<Solo>>
Wait, I'd also fight the Insane Clown Posse.

GroundedAgain
i'd fight christina aguilara...call me a f*ckin hick that dirty lil ****

GroundedAgain
u cant say sl ut??? interesting

Silver Stardust
Oooh yeah I'd love to fight her...I'd knock her little skanky ass out...

Captain REX
laughing out loud

Alana in one corner, Christina Aguilara in the other corner getting spanked by...

TADA!

ReXXy! big grin

GroundedAgain
dont forget me in one corner!!! *flexes farm girl arms*

Captain REX
*takes out gun and blows you away*

Anyway...

Silver Stardust
Or how about I fight you, Rex? I'm sure I could take you...evil face

Unholy_Cheese
Oh ofcoarse!! J.Lo!

Mane
id fight Hitler

and then Tyler Durden...and lose.

Crash Overload
I'd fight either Gandhi Or Abrham Lincholn. But an alive person i'd fight today is myself, just to see who would win.

Mane
such a rip off of Brad Pitt...

Kosta
I'd fight The Wiggles!!!! eek! I hate those prissy bastards!

LordKerrigor
id wrestle britney spears in a pool full of ky jelly cool

f00tball
yep i'd like to fight with anyone that had problems with dukes777 but unfortunately that includes alot of mods and i dont feel like gettin banned

trouble
id fight with the tweenie's they have mentally scared me for life messed

Mighty Yoda
i would fight my high school bully

Df02
like i said in another thread....gimme 5mins alone in a room with a pedophile or rapist lol...

Mighty Yoda
i'd go with ya there

f00tball
i guess ima have to fight unknownrocker cus hes right next to me so i could just hit him when i want 2

Mighty Yoda
thats nice

f00tball
ya i think im gonna punch him

Mighty Yoda
tut tut

f00tball
to late i already hit him and he just gave me this look

LordKerrigor
ill come over there and get blue to hit on you lol

Mighty Yoda
laughing

f00tball
wow LK thats kinda weird, u really have some issues u need to work out

f00tball
oo ya has darrin been on at all cus the password i changed for his name isnt workin anymore

LordKerrigor
yeah ask jeff all about the issues i need to work ou t youll be scared shitless in a couple of minutes smile

Mighty Yoda
are you all in the same room as each other?

LordKerrigor
nah were spread out in the same building like im giving them the finger right now cool

f00tball
u givin me the finger im not even lookin my backs to the window so i think ill give u the finger

Mighty Yoda
hmm.

laughing

f00tball
why's ur shirt say azkaban on the back LK

Mighty Yoda
eek!

trouble
already done that 1

f00tball
pmspmscsm]pmspmspmspms

Mighty Yoda
what are they for

LordKerrigor
well hmm lemme think i broke out of the wizarding prison maybe and this is my prison shirt maybe?

Samurai Guy
I would fight Raz. He looks like he would put up a good fight.

LordKerrigor
go for the shins!

Mighty Yoda
he might ban you from the forums if he finds you said that

Samurai Guy
I dont mean like I dont like him and want to bludgeon him to death, I mean I think he would put up a good fight.

f00tball
right anyways, umm cool beans yo. u break outta that prison u freak

LordKerrigor
im not krazy........ wacko

Mighty Yoda
didn't say you were

f00tball
LK ur extremely crazy and lazy and ur in the easiest shop we have in this school

LordKerrigor
hahaha you think data is easy wow your stupid lol

Samurai Guy
SO FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE... and to cover me own ass I suppose... I am merely saying that I think Raz would battle to the death, and thus making it a good fight.

I have much respect for Raz... boxing big grin

Mighty Yoda
i would put money on raz

LordKerrigor
id put money on both just so either way i win smile

Mighty Yoda
true

f00tball
i'll put my money on the kmc memeber

LordKerrigor
id fight f00tball id judo poke him in the eye and make him cry like a little girl smile

Mighty Yoda
laughing

shellie
no......he'll know what scott means...


he's just saying he'd like to try him out....nottin wrong with 2 friends wrestling....same thing...


right ?

LordKerrigor
no no he was talking about when i said "go for the eyes"

Mighty Yoda
ok fair enough shellie

f00tball
LK i'd wreck u with my 1 2 ear pull.. ooo yeah
data is easy to my cousin graduated last year from that shop and told me 90% of the time ur in their u dont do work

Mighty Yoda
really

LordKerrigor
thats bullcrap we do so much work learning how to evade the internet block cool oh and ill give purple nurples till you die from it! smile

Mighty Yoda
ouch

f00tball
what the hell are u talkin bout internet block. u mean the messages that come up and say that the adminastrators blocked us from this website

f00tball
i'd counter the purple nurple with a fish hook(i hook the inside of ur mouth with my finger and just pull

Mighty Yoda
i don't know

LordKerrigor
hmmm id counter your fish hook with a kick in the shins im not a cheap mofo and would go for the nuts thats not right you only do that if your in mortal or ass peril

f00tball
do u mean evade them like get around them, cus then id hafta know how

f00tball
kick to the shin, why didnt i think of that, sounds good but then id have to give u an indian sunburn and play some celine dion songs

LordKerrigor
ok ill pull out all the stops and make you listen to bitchney spears

Mighty Yoda
britney. hmm i like britney

LordKerrigor
i like britney too but thats only certain things if you know what i mean big grin

CherryPie
Britney is a trashy whore! She makes Christina Aguilera look like a princess, yet Christina is older and now more mature, I like Christina she took out all her piercings and is wearing conservative looking clothes. Bythe way Britney married a non-working ugly f***** and that dude has a kid an the way (WHITE TRASH)!

Getiing to the point of kicking someones ass; in 10th grade I got into a fight with some venezeulan B**** who got into my business and so I puncged her in the ****ing face and that b**** pulled my hair....fighting is not my bag but I had to do what I had to do....y'know!
But seriously I want a rematch with all her hands tied around her back...that seems fair to me....what do you think?

LordKerrigor
punch her in the boob lol

f00tball
um ok LK u win i couldnt deal with thAT abuse and Cherry i dont know how to respond to that

f00tball
right u have issues u horny ****

LordKerrigor
what lol for a chick being punched in the boob as like half the pain guys feel from being kicked in the balls

f00tball
dude when io get hit in the balls i dont even feel like moving i just want to drop to the ground and lie there

LordKerrigor
lol i hear ya it hurts!

<<Solo>>
Ok...now that we're done with that gay discussion....

mc pee pants
ronald mcdonald. what's with the red afro?

<<Solo>>
Ronny Mc D is big tyme pimpin'

mc pee pants
he'll be big time limpin' after our session...

D-Double
I would love to beat the sh*t out of George W Bush. That'd be kewl.

<<Solo>>
Man, that was lame McPP.

mc pee pants
the point of the thread was to say who i would fight. i said mc donald. you said pimpin, i said limpin... big deal.

Turbo-Cajun
I would like to fight lil Bow Wow, or Franky Muniez... because they are both smaller than me, and both have way more money than they deserve and they are both little bitches.

<<Solo>>
Frankie lol.

Korri
Moss miffed

Alias Neo
michael swan

darkcrown
I would fight dirty and use a gun. I would shoot..... someone from school. (Robert Ende) erm

Sun Ce
awww hun i would love to hug u loads too hug

TrAnCeDuO
i would cut down anyone who got in the way of my dreams

Korri
KILL MOSS!!

shaber
http://f.frost.bbboy.net/healnpd/other-pcwar.gif

Darth_Midal
I'd kick the crap out of samurai Guy in a second

Korri
no expression

TrAnCeDuO
oh yeah i would also kill off dark princess because shes really annoying.

star_scar_child
does it have to be a real person?

<<Solo>>
Ok, why is this?

lil bitchiness
George Bush.

Ronny
id fight avril lavinge

Mr Zero
I'd pay to be ringside when it "went down" between lil B and lil Bush

Mane
hmm...Paris Hilton

Mr Zero
would kick your ass.

mc pee pants
moses

Darth_Midal
He knows why

pr1983
bush, cheney & KIM Chong-il in a three on one

BOPRecruit 16
My Hit List laughing

1 - George Bush
2 - Britney Spears
3 - (This guy at school)

lil bitchiness
Oh god that was so dirty...


































..nice, very nice

Lone_Dragon
Who would I fight? Hmm...Some chick that I knew...She's SUCH a f-ing B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad And...One of my old teachers...He was a jackass &gt;.&lt;

Then...Jean Grey, for having Scott Summers!!!! mad!!!!!!!

Darth Revan187
I will fight anyones sister

04wayne
I would beat the hell out of SlipknoT (Someone's username on KMC)

Mistah DEVIL
I'd like to get my a55 kicked by Bruce Lee

a1hsauce
FIGHTING IS STUPID

Discos
this little ginger guy in my school who thinks he is funny - he is just a complete arsehole.

my friends & myself have always hate him and his friends, i would just like to square punch him in the beadie little face of his!

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