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just wanted to say hi since we both are online
I wonder what this thread will turn into....

...not much

well actually I saw an old music-video with her today, that with her going to a dentist that's a gorilla......nice...

That was the video for Army of Me!
*singing* and if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me.............

she has been in some cool videos, can't deny that..

Have you ever seen her 'All is Full of Love' video?
Pure genius!!
One of the top music videos of all time according to MTV, VH1, Rollingstone, etc.................

I probably have, but can't remember how it is right now..

*walks in*
Hi everybody!

Stop the talk about Bjork.

Yes. What Lance said.

Ya know, finti - you could have just sent her a pm.

Or did you really want to see what a thread like this would turn into ?

Finti can talk about his Russian Eskimo ancesters in this thread.

tex: that cocoon video is amazing!

Yes it is.
It's been banned here in the US, you can only get it online
I like how she plays with the nipple silk!

yes, they showed it on the news today, and talked about how it was banned on MTV now. but not here

I'm glad they hardly play her videos here. I think she's just a crazy psycho.

That attacks innocent reporters

BTW, Hi Dim!

She needs to beat up more people, like Lance

Bjork is insane

I don't think that I have ever seen one of her videos.

And your a better person for it.

Thanks.

I've seen the "Oh its so quiet" one only.

At least Josie and the Pussycats are hot. Not have man, half ape like Bjork

Dentist ape? What the. . .?

That probably really happened and they just happen to have the camera on.

bastard!

I wonder when Bjork will go back to her home planet.

As soon as her alien 'leader'(Jesse the body Ventura) says so!

No arguement from me here. I didn't vote for that bald headed dumbass.

I aint got time to bleed!!
Was that his campaign slogan?

I think that was the name of the book he wrote.

That line is from Predator. He said it there.

I know, it was a joke!

He wrote a book?!?!
Wow! Must of been a pop-out one!

He's an idiot. He thinks he's going to be President someday, too.

President of Norway maybe!

after finti that is!

He should run for the mayor of Brussels, maybe then you can get a zoo

finti would get assassinated.

why would he be interested in a dump?

Hey, he's in MN, anywhere is an improvement!
*runs away*

*tosses rock and smacks Tex in the ass*

*Runs over to Tex who is holding his ass*

*In Nelson voice*

Ha Ha!

That's not Bjork, that's just the nasty bruise from the rock.

Looks the same though

yes, when we start having presidents he might be...

*starts singing*
You finally, yes you finally, you finally made a monkey out of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

Dimmy, Dimmy, Dimmy

nah I am way to cool for that

*waves*
hmmmmmm...fint..I just don't know what to say..

ehhh HI ? I guess

HI FINNNNNNNTIIIIII!!!!...how's yer weekend?..Did you sit on the couch and get drunk? are you hungover? Is it cold? Is blue your favorite color???..huh huh??

well me and my bestfriend hit town Friday, it was very fun and then came the tequila...... Fine now though and blue is actually my fav color

Hmmmm...lucky guess!

What came after the tequila??? I can only imagine.

pain

He seems to be made to suffer

Hello der Dimmy, top of the morning to you girl.

If we're talking apes in video's there's none better than the Basement Jaxx video for "Where's your head at". Class.

yes! that IS a funny and disturbing video

Ain't nothing funnier than chimps and thats a FACT.

Hmmmmmmmmm...and what happens on this video??

There's these chimps but the faces are the band members. Go see if they've got a website, its a must-see video.

IT says it's "coming soon"..but it doesn't show a chimp..it shows a gorilla..

These were monkeys for sure, let me go and have a scout round for some still frames of it.

*scared of monkeys now*

Tee-hee, it's great isn't it! Its a class tune too.

I haven't bought the album yet but I'm gonna.

you can get the video on their website, just click on that little face at the bottom and you get to a site where you select low or high bandwith for the video.

and the album is great.

I haven't bought it cus Mrs.MM said she would. I'm gonna get the zero7 album for sure, the singer has a real soothing voice. They remind me of Portishead a little.

coming to a chump, errrrrrr, chimp, near you very soon.

who, Bush?

I think finti would really love to go to the White House and meet Bush. He talks about him all the time.

we have zoo`s closer than DC

Yes but none with a Bush Monkey..

you got ambassadors here

Bush monkey!

That sounds saucy.

and George W Bush sounds not saucy?

monkey-ettes

There are female versions of Bush????

Kate Bush for one.

Kate "drinking" Bush?

Kate "smoke 'em out of their holes" Bush?

I've pretty much began to hate anyone with the name Bush.

Really?

*gets out clown gun, goes hunting Bush Clowns*

start in the white house Gundy

Nah, too easy. Hardly a hunt.

at least there are enough clowns there

That's what I want. Just pop the gun anywhere and you score. No hunt at all.

Its more fun hunting squiks.

Especially tow squiks. And you can eat them afterwards.

With sauce.

Yummy. Dinner at Gundy's, I hear.

I'm the main course.

Ah, dinner for two I hear. YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!

ow no! not the yippee!

YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

way to go queeq, you just needed to push the correct buttons you know

that's better!
Say... can you say that again, but post in blue this time

queeq doesn't like to be corrected. Except by me of course.

Oh yes.

Hmm, very odd that. I just deleted the quote post.

ha! you just edited that first Yippie-post!

So are you done saying "Hi" to Dimmy now ? Is is safe to lock it up ?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*little tear*

Jeeez, this is the longest hello in history Dim. Just let it go will ya!

quick! get it back on topic!

Hi Dim

Hey! I never get any attention so just pipe down mech!


Hi yers! *gives a little wave*

*starts to sing*
It's the mexicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan wave!!!!!!

hey dimmie!

Yes yes, hello Dim.

*Hugs dim and gives her a couple of oily hand prints on her bum*

(Oily hand prints are a trademark of MM)

Now mech, what would Mrs MM say?

where's the camera?

There.

Oh nuts!! I've just dropped the black bean sauce lid on the carpet. I'm dead.

*pokes with a pencil in mech's ear*
no, you're still alife

Prince charming, prince charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.


(I've just had a phone call BTW asking if I want to go on a drinking holiday in June. Could life get any better?)

errr... yes... if they gave me the DVD of AOTC right now...

My arse.

he has it??

What, my arse?

I donna thinka so.

why did you said it then?

I don't know. I've become all disorient........disoriant.........I don't know where I am anymore. Gonna go to bed soon before I pass out in my own pool of spittle.

your room is that way...
*points to the wall*
run, before you fall asleep!

Jeepers I'm all sleepy now. Damn black bean sauce, must have been a bad meal.

I still commend you on your mixture of alcohol and good spelling!

I wonder... will my spelling improof if I'm drunk...?

*starts drinking*

Is it better than when I sober?

Dunno, but you're doing pretty well for a drunk!

BTW, don't want to be you tomorrow morning! You're gonna have a BAD hangover! Have some milk thingie Keo was talking about before you go to sleep!

don't ask me, ask Edna

Cures are for wimps. I'm gonna hit Mrs.MM womens drinks in a minute.

pull out in time

Have you found her secret stash?

No, the fool has left her Baileys unnattended in kitchen. Oooh and her Rose wine is in the fridge.

and the water?

Where is Mrs.MM? Be careful! She might catch you!

She's at her very hot mates. I assume they're pillow fighting in thier underwear as we speak.

Hmm....I wish I could believe you. I'll need some pictures for proof!

*books first plane taking off to England*
Now... where are her mates again?

I let myself believe they are.

Aaaaaaaah the very thought.

She's where?

they aren't?
*cancels flight*

They MIGHT. Mech lives in hope

I bet hes sitting by the phone hoping they're gonna call him to join them.

Blokes have such a deluded view of what us women do when we get together!

ooooohh.....do tell!

Sitting by the phone!

I'm oiled up in preperation.

Stop waiting, just leg it over there now!

Oooh no, a naked mechmoggy pressing myself against the window will surely break up their friendship. Could you look your best friend in the eyes having seen thier pist up partner in the buff?

Try a phone call first then...try not to slur.