If yu got kissed by Backfire what would yu do

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Mr Zero
Okay what would yu do if Backfire kissed yu and then left yu hangin there would yu what???

LordKerrigor
male or female?

Mr Zero
I'm almost certain one of those is correct.

BadKitty
I've been kissed by backfire in the chain saw shack...I've never been the same evil face

Mr Zero
Is that a secret room where Mods go to dry hump?

m!$hA
id drool all over the place naughty

Samurai Guy
It is not very often you make spelling errors. Are you okay?

BadKitty
yeah and slap each others ass's with wet towels happy

m!$hA
i wanna go cry

Clovie
i will never be kissed by backfire so i'm not gonna wonder about this issue no expression

shellie
never EVER have i wanted to be a mod......



untill now wink with benefits like that

sniper
ooh, ooh, me too! eek!

Mr Zero
The key word here is IF !

Thorondor
Hit him then phone the police

shellie
well IF it happened to me......i think i would be in shock blink


btw....what does "like a laser" mean ?

Clovie
i'm not so stupid to don't understand thw word 'if'.
but since it is totally unprobably to happen i see no point for this WORD. no expression

DeNiro
I would get so excited my nipples would get hard

MonkeyNipples
i wouldnt like it cause im not gay....

lil bitchiness
Like a laser!!!

laugh1

Mr Zero
hug

lil bitchiness
Holly shit! shock Zero used a smilie.

*bookmarks the page*

Mr Zero
My apologies Clove: Next time I will make "totally unprobably to happen" one of the choices. I'm very sorry.

Still - no kisses from clove. poor backfire.

Df02
if i got kissed by backfire i would run down the hospital to screen myself for diseases

Mr Zero
Yeah, spelling errors and smileys - it almost looks deliberate eek!

lil bitchiness
Dont do that. Its REALLY not you no expression

Tex
I'd like so totally pop a big rubbery one! zorro

Samurai Guy
Looks familiar.

I knew you wouldn't have typos or grammatical errors on purpose, Zero.

Clovie
confused
i hope so stick out tongue



and yes i'm very sorry for him too blink

Mr Zero
lookit sherlock samurai there thumbsup

Samurai Guy
Well, I had to find out the reasoning, and asking is so passe. wink

And another smile, Zero? You're going soft!

Mr Zero
Aw... I can tell what you want .... winkiss

Samurai Guy
You are getting soft. Dis-A-Pointed.

Arahael
Why would I ever let BackFire kiss me?

Samurai Guy
WHY NOT! flirt

Arahael
Because he is soooo not my type!

Mr Zero
then zip it up and get out of the thread!

radical thinking i know, but give it a try and see how it works for you.

Samurai Guy
Thats more like it, Zero.

lil bitchiness
Oh you read me like a book.

Mr Zero
we both know thats unlikely to be true - don't tease, it's unkind thumbdown

lil bitchiness
Sorry! Wont happen again.

flowers

BackFire
What does "like a laser" mean?

Samurai Guy
The man of the hour!

NyC-gUrL
mmmmm....backfire droolio

lil bitchiness
I dont know, but it cant be a bad thing, therefore i voted for it.

BackFire
Ah, alright.

Mr. Zero, you never answered your own question. What would YOU do if I kissed you? You should answer, because you're the one I want to kiss the most. wink (except for BKK of course)

Samurai Guy
schmoll I see how it is... you hussy

BackFire
I don't think your gf would much appreciate me kissing you. Of course, if the chance arose, I would jump at it.

Storm
Here' s your chance. Now jump.

Samurai Guy
flirt naughty

*Grrroooowwwlllll*

Linkalicious
MAZZZLETOF!!!!

BackFire
That's by far the strangest orgasm noise I've ever heard.

Samurai Guy
hysterical

lil bitchiness
Oh by the way ''like a laser!' is the phrase Zero used to describe your brain BF..its like a laser!

flirt

Tired Hiker
Yes, Backfire, Zero said that in anther post about how sharp your brain is with witty comments and comebacks! smile

JToTheP
Rip the liquor out of his hand, hit him, run away screaming. laughing

BackFire
Oh, how sweet. embarrasment

What thread was this?

lil bitchiness
I cant remember, sorro, but i borrowed his phrase! Cos its cool! flirt1

Mr Zero
Yeah - while the trend for threads to occasionally turn all "zero what a ****ing sweetie - I'd blow him in a heartbeat" is all well and good: I should be honest...

My first use of "like a laser" was when you pointed out that silver_tears and silver_stardust both had the word "silver" in their handle, not exactly rocket science. It was gentle mockery - but born of a deep awe.

It has of course since then since become everyones watchword for the genius scalpel of truth that is the mind of backfire. a man so respected he even has his own smiley disguise

Syren
I voted faint.

I probably would.........

BackFire
Ah, I shoulda known better then to think that you would give anyone a straight forward compliment. big grin

darkcrown
I voted try and catch him. Cause once I did, I would kill him! no expression

BackFire
You'd try, I'm no push over sweet heart.

shaber
weird thread

darkcrown
*pulls out a machine gun* ahem.....no expression

BackFire
Machine gun? I never picured using a gun as your style.

Captain REX
He's got Leatherface in his sig, what'd you think he would do to defend himself? evil face

lil bitchiness
I knew that Zero, thats why I used it in the 'homosexuality - Generic or Chosen' when BF pointed out that i made up a new word, after i said ''chosogeneric''.

darkcrown
I know, I'm so ashaimed of myself! weep

Oh well no expression *Cla-click*

BackFire
It's alright, it's the most practical and simple way of destroying someone. You'd be back home watching TV in a matter of minutes.

Captain REX
Chosogeneric isn't as good a word as Pyronecrobeastility. Come on, sound it out...

darkcrown
That's not fun. no expression *drops machine gun*

I'll cut you into pieces in stuff you under the floor board like in the tell tale heart! evil face

BackFire
any word with "beastiality" as a part of it is instantly one of the best words in existance.

Captain REX
Edgar Allan Poe is sooooo 19th century, darkcrown...

Glad you think so, Backfire! Still, you need to grasp the full word. Pyronecrobeastility...Pyronecrobeastility...Pyronecrobeastility...

darkcrown
I don't care! no expression *pulls out knife and begins walking towards backfire*

Captain REX
Oh no you didn't! stick out tongue

*grabs a Luger*

darkcrown
Oh yes I did! *picks up her old machine gun and points it at REX*

What exactly did I do again? confused

Captain REX
I have no idea!

*grabs an MG42*

Hah!

darkcrown
*gets in a tank*
hah.... hah hah! no expression

Captain REX
*gets in a Panzer*

Hah...hah...?

BackFire
Where did you get a tank from? You just had one lying around?

Mr Zero
I knew that you knew - but I didnt know that you didn't know that I knew. eek!

Mr Zero
Oh and I voted "laser" big grin

darkcrown
*Gets in a stelth bomber* Hah ha.. Oh forget it! HAH! big grin

Captain REX
eBay. raver

darkcrown
indeed no expression

I would either:

A) Kick him in the knuts.
B) Giggle like a school girl.

It all depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

lil bitchiness
Well now you know better cool

darkcrown
Or does he? roll eyes (sarcastic)

mc pee pants
i'd buy him a orage mocha frapuccino... but that's not an option.

Tired Hiker
I don't know what I'd do if Backfire kissed me. I'd probably wipe the mustard off my face. erm

Jacob_Luver
Run and slap him

m!$hA
WHAT is going on confused

Korri
i would be shocked no expression

Corran
Is that your pet name for, well you know???

Mighty Yoda
whos backfire?

R0B
Well I wouldnt get kissed by backfire but The old version of the texas chainsaw massacer is one of my favorite movies just like its one of his I would just have a blast cutting random objects up with a chainsaw with him I guess.

Tired Hiker
Backfire is a moderator here at KMC. He usually can be found in the Horror Film section of KMC forums. His real name is Chris and he has a girlfriend. He has brown hair as well. Sometimes he wears glasses. He used to be known as Backfire349 until he changed it to just, 'Backfire', a name of his character in some computer game. Backfire also has a gay streak. At any given moment he may be flirting with other men here in the forums. Backfire also hates school, but goes anyway. He also was writing a zombie movie a while back, I don't know what became of it. Do not taunt Backfire! His mind is like a Lazer!

That's about all I know. erm

BackFire
Everyone welcome my biographer. big grin

furryman
Something involving a magical flying carpet!

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