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Okay what would yu do if Backfire kissed yu and then left yu hangin there would yu what???

male or female?

I'm almost certain one of those is correct.

I've been kissed by backfire in the chain saw shack...I've never been the same

Is that a secret room where Mods go to dry hump?

id drool all over the place naughty

It is not very often you make spelling errors. Are you okay?

yeah and slap each others ass's with wet towels

i wanna go cry

i will never be kissed by backfire so i'm not gonna wonder about this issue

never EVER have i wanted to be a mod......



untill now with benefits like that

ooh, ooh, me too!

The key word here is IF !

Hit him then phone the police

well IF it happened to me......i think i would be in shock


btw....what does "like a laser" mean ?

i'm not so stupid to don't understand thw word 'if'.
but since it is totally unprobably to happen i see no point for this WORD.

I would get so excited my nipples would get hard

i wouldnt like it cause im not gay....

Like a laser!!!

laugh1

hug

Holly shit! shock Zero used a smilie.

*bookmarks the page*

My apologies Clove: Next time I will make "totally unprobably to happen" one of the choices. I'm very sorry.

Still - no kisses from clove. poor backfire.

if i got kissed by backfire i would run down the hospital to screen myself for diseases

Yeah, spelling errors and smileys - it almost looks deliberate

Dont do that. Its REALLY not you

I'd like so totally pop a big rubbery one!

Looks familiar.

I knew you wouldn't have typos or grammatical errors on purpose, Zero.

i hope so



and yes i'm very sorry for him too

lookit sherlock samurai there thumbsup

Well, I had to find out the reasoning, and asking is so passe.

And another smile, Zero? You're going soft!

Aw... I can tell what you want .... winkiss

You are getting soft. Dis-A-Pointed.

Why would I ever let BackFire kiss me?

WHY NOT! flirt

Because he is soooo not my type!

then zip it up and get out of the thread!

radical thinking i know, but give it a try and see how it works for you.

Thats more like it, Zero.

Oh you read me like a book.

we both know thats unlikely to be true - don't tease, it's unkind thumbdown

Sorry! Wont happen again.

flowers

What does "like a laser" mean?

The man of the hour!

mmmmm....backfire droolio

I dont know, but it cant be a bad thing, therefore i voted for it.

Ah, alright.

Mr. Zero, you never answered your own question. What would YOU do if I kissed you? You should answer, because you're the one I want to kiss the most. (except for BKK of course)

schmoll I see how it is... you hussy

I don't think your gf would much appreciate me kissing you. Of course, if the chance arose, I would jump at it.

Here' s your chance. Now jump.

flirt naughty

*Grrroooowwwlllll*

MAZZZLETOF!!!!

That's by far the strangest orgasm noise I've ever heard.

hysterical

Oh by the way ''like a laser!' is the phrase Zero used to describe your brain BF..its like a laser!

flirt

Yes, Backfire, Zero said that in anther post about how sharp your brain is with witty comments and comebacks!

Rip the liquor out of his hand, hit him, run away screaming.

Oh, how sweet.

What thread was this?

I cant remember, sorro, but i borrowed his phrase! Cos its cool! flirt1

Yeah - while the trend for threads to occasionally turn all "zero what a ****ing sweetie - I'd blow him in a heartbeat" is all well and good: I should be honest...

My first use of "like a laser" was when you pointed out that silver_tears and silver_stardust both had the word "silver" in their handle, not exactly rocket science. It was gentle mockery - but born of a deep awe.

It has of course since then since become everyones watchword for the genius scalpel of truth that is the mind of backfire. a man so respected he even has his own smiley disguise

I voted faint.

I probably would.........

Ah, I shoulda known better then to think that you would give anyone a straight forward compliment.

I voted try and catch him. Cause once I did, I would kill him!

You'd try, I'm no push over sweet heart.

weird thread

*pulls out a machine gun* ahem.....

Machine gun? I never picured using a gun as your style.

He's got Leatherface in his sig, what'd you think he would do to defend himself?

I knew that Zero, thats why I used it in the 'homosexuality - Generic or Chosen' when BF pointed out that i made up a new word, after i said ''chosogeneric''.

I know, I'm so ashaimed of myself! weep

Oh well *Cla-click*

It's alright, it's the most practical and simple way of destroying someone. You'd be back home watching TV in a matter of minutes.

Chosogeneric isn't as good a word as Pyronecrobeastility. Come on, sound it out...

That's not fun. *drops machine gun*

I'll cut you into pieces in stuff you under the floor board like in the tell tale heart!

any word with "beastiality" as a part of it is instantly one of the best words in existance.

Edgar Allan Poe is sooooo 19th century, darkcrown...

Glad you think so, Backfire! Still, you need to grasp the full word. Pyronecrobeastility...Pyronecrobeastility...Pyronecrobeastility...

I don't care! *pulls out knife and begins walking towards backfire*

Oh no you didn't!

*grabs a Luger*

Oh yes I did! *picks up her old machine gun and points it at REX*

What exactly did I do again?

I have no idea!

*grabs an MG42*

Hah!

*gets in a tank*
hah.... hah hah!

*gets in a Panzer*

Hah...hah...?

Where did you get a tank from? You just had one lying around?

I knew that you knew - but I didnt know that you didn't know that I knew.

Oh and I voted "laser"

*Gets in a stelth bomber* Hah ha.. Oh forget it! HAH!

eBay.

indeed

I would either:

A) Kick him in the knuts.
B) Giggle like a school girl.

It all depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

Well now you know better

Or does he?

i'd buy him a orage mocha frapuccino... but that's not an option.

I don't know what I'd do if Backfire kissed me. I'd probably wipe the mustard off my face.

Run and slap him

WHAT is going on

i would be shocked

Is that your pet name for, well you know???

whos backfire?

Well I wouldnt get kissed by backfire but The old version of the texas chainsaw massacer is one of my favorite movies just like its one of his I would just have a blast cutting random objects up with a chainsaw with him I guess.

Backfire is a moderator here at KMC. He usually can be found in the Horror Film section of KMC forums. His real name is Chris and he has a girlfriend. He has brown hair as well. Sometimes he wears glasses. He used to be known as Backfire349 until he changed it to just, 'Backfire', a name of his character in some computer game. Backfire also has a gay streak. At any given moment he may be flirting with other men here in the forums. Backfire also hates school, but goes anyway. He also was writing a zombie movie a while back, I don't know what became of it. Do not taunt Backfire! His mind is like a Lazer!

That's about all I know.

Everyone welcome my biographer.

Something involving a magical flying carpet!