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It's Friday night!!!!!!

What's everyone going to do tonight?

I'm gonna take a hot bath and go to sleep

going to sleep in a few minutes I think

It's only 5:10pm here

Damn you people!

Have a nightlife, for heavens sake.

nightlife? with the competition I'm in, it's impossible to go out on a friday

What competition is that?

If you need beer, yers, I'll buy it for you.

yeah, and when you sent it too me, it will be drunk by the postman!

At least HE has his priorities straight.

The postman always drinks twice

No one is going to go play tonight?

I'm going to a casino, and a few bars.

One of those Indian casino's?

Yup, Mystic Lake.

A group of us decided that we should go lose some cold hard cash.

Remember when the Simpsons go to that Indian casino?
What ever happened to your Simpsons thread?

I don't know where that went. I don't think it ever got closed.

Yes, that is a great episode too.

Marge is off gambling, and Lisa wakes Homer up, saying she had a dream about the boogie man.

Homer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! BOOGIE MAN! You nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!"

Same Episode:

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! "

Then he runs through the Casino screwing things up. He runs up to the guy on the phone, grabs it and yells "Can't talk now!" Then hangs up.

Classic!

"Double stars, everyone wins!"

Barney keeps burping up quarters.

"Hey, this guy's paying off!"

I never went to the casino.

I got a piece of bad new tonight, which kept me at home.

One of my best friends brother was hit by a truck while snowmobling today.

He's alive, but he has a punctured spleen, a collapsed lung, and several broken ribs.

God. . . I pray he will be okay.

went to town everything was fine until Tequila............

had to recover from friday afternoon rush hour commuter major road rage

are you ok now, K?

much better. it's all those dummy drivers out there either trying to run you over or in lalaland

But they have to have a lot of guts to take on you!

finti, it appears you and I are the only one's the throw down on the weekends.

you two are the only ones talking about it

we are sharing our experienses

I can't do what you guys do on the weekend..it always ends up with my head over the toilet.

just headaches for me

I knew yesterday was gonna be a challenge to my liver so I drank 1 1/2 bottles of red wine on Friday to set myself up. Damn silly idea that was too, by yesterday afternoon I'd simply topped myself up and was getting drunker than everyone else.

ummm, red wine does that to you, and the deeper the red, the harder it hits you. There's some enzyme in the red skins of those grapes that whacks your body to the floor.

Isn't alcohol great?

Oooooho momma, yes it is.

the more you drink, the more you see

yeah fiction inside your head

i love alcohol and generally party every weekend!

BG, I think that's the first sentance that you've ever managed to spell right.

since when did they start serving beer from toilets.

Myabe it's a biday.

shut up im dyslexic!

BG - your spelling is nowhere near as bad as my other half. (not queeq) Tom is dyslexic and some of the things he writes I can't even decipher. He sometimes even substitutes competely different words. Like Bed &Breakfast is Bread&Breakfast. Or there's an expression "Goodnight Eileen" when somebody is going to pass out or something. He says "Goodnight Irene." His friends make fun of him all the time.

thanx but it offends me a lot wen ppl bring it up! i get the miki taken out of me to!

TTo is just rude, pay it no attention

k

A couple of the lads that work for me are the same, but I must admit it can be funny when reading thier time sheets. I know its not PC but it is funny.

I've had my share of piss taking though and I provided everyone here with a classic story that'll live forever at my company. I was once on the back of a big lorry, checking all the goods were correct to the delivery note. I was so wrapped up in what I was reading that I walked backwards and fell straight off the back of the lorry in front of everyone.

Go to hell, yerssot

Well, it's Friday again! Anyone have plans? I know Mech has got his game face on tonight.

well yesterday a went got mccy d's and went and stayed at my bros! got verry stoned and played our own wordgame! its longer than the one on the board!

yeah, it's a bit chilly here, would be good to go there