mah bose bis bleebing
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Ronny
i cabt sbeak righb
Crash Overload
I'd laugh... if i did not see that cnocpet in Garfield every six months...
No offence, it has comical value, just I seen it too often.
§pearhead
er...what did you do
Mr Zero
your not having such a great day. ribs and now this... are you still under warranty?
Ronny
damb garbfild sbole by boke
Ronny
i ran into the bathroom door
Crash Overload
NOW THATS FUNNY!!!
§pearhead
actually...it is
Crash Overload
Take Pride that you have Inspired People to laugh, and made somebodies day funnier.
Ronny
thanks for the support jeremiah disgust
§pearhead
Jeremiah?
ugh! I hate that name
Crash Overload
If your nose is bleedin i suggest you go to the medicine cabnit or get some kleenex, not sit on the computer while your dripping over the keyboard, man thin,k of the keyboard!
And how funny it will be when you friend says "ewww! you got blood on the keyboard!" and out on the street a cop hears it and.....
Ronny
i have a kleenex
i got it right after i ran into the door
awww jermey its a beautiful name
Mane
my name is better
Ronny
thank you sadwalk
JToTheP
Just ****ing with you Ronny, me and my friends used to sled down his stairs, and smash our skulls into his front door.
Ronny
niiice
JToTheP
Remembering it answers a few questions....
Darth Revan
A door? That's nothin, my friend once ran into a sign post with a whole lot of rusty staples and pointy things sticking out of it
It was funny
Ronny
i have a very sesitive body
i bleed and bruise very easliy
Mane
those are the best kind
JToTheP
I bruise myself sometimes, and wake up with bruises.
Mane
youre a subconcious self-abuser.
Crash Overload
I don't get bruises, I get scares
I like my scares as I can tell a story about each one of them
Mane
scares? you mean scars?
§pearhead
correct
jeremiah isn't
Crash Overload
as long as you understand the general gist of the word, just pelase, don't correct me.
It will save you a lot of time and effort
Mane
no i didnt understand. you said scares. i dont automatically connect "scares" to "scars".
Ronny
yesss
its very suave
Mane
THREE DOG NIGHT!
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog"
silver_tears
must you be an ass
Mane
umm, i have one.
§pearhead
really? d'you have a spare? I lost mine
Crash Overload
Hows about we take snapshots of your Scars and explain the story behinds them
Ronny
you are so rude
Mane
whoa! chill woman, its a song.
silver_tears
and you're a comedic genius
§pearhead
nah, i'll just explain
an 8-stitch-worthy scar on my leg, from jumping off a rock wall
you gotta love common sense
Ronny
i know it is but it is still terribly rude of you
Ronny
that sure is smart
§pearhead
oh yea
it was about 3 cm's wide and a good cm deep
Mane
aww that was sweet.
Crash Overload
cm? huh, Always thought you Where American...
§pearhead
I am
I also despise our measurement system, so whenever possible, I use the metric system
Mane
hey do you guys like steak? i do.
Ronny
poor guy
once i was on a confidence course and this girl pulled me down and i tryed to grab something to keep stable, suprie a bunch of cut wire
inch longhalf cm wide im sure of it
it hurt like ****
Crash Overload
People where teasing me that i was not thought, and had a low pani threshhold,. which i knew was false, So i took my pencil case, twirled it around my arm untill I was bleeding... I did that twice, as you can see.
silver_tears
why is there and exacto knife set on your desk
Crash Overload
Actually i have an Entire Box Set of Exacto Knives Right In front of me under my monitor Above my keyboard...
Crash Overload
OHHHH "Why is there" and not "Why, is there..?" lol, arts, sculpture, I do stuff with paper and Cardboard... Such as:
Darth Revan
I have a scar on my knuckle that I got from the inside of a toaster
Gawd I'm a dumbass
Crash Overload
You know thoes thought plastic rapings? liek that cover claculators and stuff? The Only thing I foudn to open them up properly is a Knife... this is what happens when a knife slips and slices you to the bone... I did not go for stiches...
Hum. I can't geta decent picture of it... darn.. is a pretty nasty scar that is skin colored on my left index, like on the knuckle where the finger meets the hand, and its a cresent moon shape, but sorta like a "w" also...
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