Do you want to hear a weird.....very weird dream that I still
remember about 9 years ago?
My friend was suppose to through a birthday party for herself and
I was invited along with many others.
In the dream my ex-boyfriend was invited whom I hate!
Before all of us got to have the party, we go to the zoo.
At the zoo....we see an elephant circus act at the zoo.
An elephant act at a zoo????
Very weird.....we all sit and watch the show.
Next....my friend tells me to go and become a volunteer in the
elephant act. I refused,but she convinced me otherwise.
I go down there and the trainer wants me to lye down on my back.
The elephant's act was to put his paw over my head and balance
without crushing me.
Once the elephant starts.....he sneezes snot all over me!
Discusting!!!!
Elephant Snot!
I rinse off at the showers and go to the party.
My friends say I stink and should take a shower.
Note...(the bathroom I step into had no soap, no shower curtains,
no lock on the door!)
I think to myself no one will come in if I take a quick hot shower.
As I shower....(remember my ex that was invited that I hate?)
He has to go to the bathroom and surly enough he walks right
in and sees me naked!
He could not stop starring. Then he invites the guys in to take a
peek.......I wake up!
Anyone who's had the weirdest, most discusting, wonderful,
