Men Rule!!!!

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jasminerain
wink Hey there you guys!
Let's talk about you! Men are the bread winners and
the ones in control! You men need to stand up and conquer!



Question of the DAY:

So...... What do MEN really want????

yerssot
like you don't know that

Linkalicious
A girl like you! Every girl should be just like you!

dave123
smile

lil bitchiness
I strongly disagree with that statement! They are NOT the ones in control, nor are they bread winners.

Storm
http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/eek3.gif

crazy_c
and hopefully they never will beno2

dave123
Copycat Threads
Please do not start copycat threads based on a topic in the OTF. It clutters up the forum, and is just inappropriate.


So no "IT's a WOMAN'S WORLD!" threads smile

jasminerain
wink You chics disagree because you want to wear the pants
and toss the dress. You chics need to know what a real
woman is suppose to be like!

HelioAngel
they only think they are! anyway, just take a look at how the world has turned out, what with the majority of the world leaders being men..

Storm
What the f**k? Did you see Mona Lisa Smile lately?
*shivers*

lil bitchiness
You took the smiley right ot ouf my...head!!
Yeah...what storm said!!


http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/eek3.gif

dave123
laughing out loud no one said we were doing a good job stick out tongue

Mr. Bacon
what do men want hmmmm food and clicker control, car stereo control, and the obvious

jasminerain
cool This thread is not like a Guys Night Out.
This thread is about who's world this should be!
I believe that Men should be back in control, because
when men think logically, they know how to run things.
Women on-the-other-hand, express with emotions and
screw things up......that's why women get them selves
into more trouble.

HelioAngel
lol, true, but if they're supposed to be 'breadwinners' aren't they supposed to do a good job?!

crazy_c
pissed that face should say it all

Storm
sorry but http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/eek3.gif again

dave123
isn't "good job" an oxymoron stick out tongue

Mr. Bacon
yes it is

crazy_c
schmoll

lil bitchiness
Who told you that?


Women as humans are more adance than men...this has been proven scientificly!

jasminerain
wink No one said that men are perfect.
But men have fewer problems. Men can survive better on an
island than women. They are strong and brave!
They think better when they think logically.

crazy_c
Actually thats wrong. Its been proven that men find it harder to deal with depression than women.

lil bitchiness
Uuum...wrong again love!

Women could survive better on island than men. Wome can go with out water longer than men...women overcome many diseases men find it difficult to. Our thinking is also better.

Besides, when a baby starts to develop in the mothers womb it is always female to begin with.

crazy_c
really? blink

jasminerain
roll eyes (sarcastic) cool It's obvious that men rule!
Men are the leaders and women are by their side.
Women are too emotional and get tide down in relationships
to worry about the rest of the world.
They gossip too much about people rather than concentrate
on themselves and their goals. The majority do.

lil bitchiness
Yeah. Its female to begin with, then it developes...either stays female or developes male.

Why do you think males have nipples?

crazy_c
never thought about it......

lil bitchiness
Well....thats why. Its the truth, im not making it up, scientificly proven!

jasminerain
confused I am sorry? Adam came before Eve!
It's because of women that this world is falling apart.
Women don't want to be ladies. They have no respect
for themselves trying to put themselves in a man's
position!

dave123
women carry 1 gene twice, both the female gene

men carry 2 genes, the female and the male gene

since the male gene is dominant (wink) you get a male baby, but in a way it is 50% female.... sort of

Mr. Bacon
some one paid attention in biology

dave123
I've never seen a woman survive on an island with just the company of a little volleyball called Wilson roll eyes (sarcastic)

lil bitchiness
Exuse me?!?! mad

Because of women the world is falling apart!!

You have some nerve....

Mr. Bacon
the movie cast away sucked soooo bad tho

crazy_c
It's because women have respect for themselves they don't go around doing what men want them to be doing! mad

lil bitchiness
And socking is NOT allowed!!

''ancientwisdom'' person!

Linkalicious
Jasminerain for President 2008

jasminerain
wink Men rule for God left Adam in charge of Eve and
everything on the land.
Eve-being a woman was tempted by evil and ate the piece
of fruit then told Adam to eat it.
Women are stupid, thinking they know what's good for them
going with their sences and emotions even though God
demanded not to eat the fruit.

crazy_c
who's ancientwisdom?

Mr. Bacon
mine

leatherface12
What men want is beer, cars, and women. And when you get a girlfreind then she rules you. smile

lil bitchiness
The jasminerain person...thats a sock.

dave123
Men rule the world because we are physically stronger, I'm not saying women are smarter, but that is the reason, we are stronger yes

Like a 5 year old son would inherit the throne before his 21 year old sister, because men are stronger yes although we could see some changes as time goes on....... confused

jasminerain
big grin Thank you sweetheart! I know I've got the
men's votes! These girls are lame in their thinking.
My man is the head of me, otherwise I would be in
trouble. My man knows where its at!

lil bitchiness
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/eek3.gif

crazy_c
What the f**k? what the hell? i thought u were a guy?

lil bitchiness
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Im so sorry for you cry

Storm
different IP address but their welcome threads show similarities

jasminerain
cool You have got to find the right kind of man.
One who is like mine. He does not smoke, drink nor do
drugs. He believes in men should rule and women should
be ladies and be loyal to their men. I have a good man!
Without him in my life, I would be somewhere out in the
streets doing whatever and partying without a head on my
shoulders and getting into all kinds of trouble.
Women should also dress conservative in public not sluty.
Dress sexy for your man's eyes only. This is a big problem
out in public where this is the place men are pigs and don't
care about you, because women show-off and don't put up.

Linkalicious
Men have larger brains then women....


but that's because the average size male is taller and bigger than the average sized female...so my college professor says.

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Linkalicious
now whether or not there are more thoughts or more complex thoughts in a man's brain than a woman's i don't know. But based on sheer mass....it's all about the man!!!

The Force
This is really strange, women rule the male species with just the snap off their fingers, but Men rule the world, and it won't be shaken for a while.

Men can rule and still be whipped big grin

Dirty Vader
This is a man's world
This is a man's world
but it would be nothing
nothing! without a woman in sight...

are those the right lyrics?

jasminerain
cool I so love MEN!
You MEN rock my world! It's a man's world.....watch
Maximus in action! Russell Crowe in Galdiator!
The movie Gladiator is what our world should be like.
As for the women.....they should be like Lucilus!
A strong yet respectful, obedient, beautiful woman!

( Lucilus and Maximus Below.)

leatherface12
You are really into men arent ya.

§pearhead
no expression youre really good at pointing out the obvious, Lf roll eyes (sarcastic)

leatherface12
Thanks. big grin

jasminerain
cool I love everything about them!
Thats probably the reason I am a woman!
You should be proud to be a man!
I am proud to be a prominant woman! (who knows when to
shut up in a mans presents.) laughing

§pearhead
erm i see...out of curiousity, you're proud to be sumbmissive, are you?

JKozzy
Of who? confused

jasminerain
cool I love being summisive to the right man!
Men Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

§pearhead
aha! ancient wisdom, is it?

The Force
of ancientwisdom

jasminerain
cool Yes! But my name is now jasminerain!
I moved and so I had to change my name.
How are ya?

JKozzy
You didn't have to change your name, did you?

§pearhead
people do that to confuse others yes

jasminerain
wink I like jasminerain better and hey, a new place, a new name!

JKozzy
Better tell Raz to get rid of your old one, or u couldve asked to change its name-- you made a sock, hope you don't get banned for that erm

jasminerain
cool Enough of the small talk.
Let's get back to the MEN! How are you guys?!
Anyone, men, want to start and chat about anything manly?

§pearhead
Ye...hockey rules! big grin

JKozzy
big grin

jasminerain
wink I don't know about sports......but my favorite sport in
****ing! big grin laughing

§pearhead
wacko thats a sport now, huh? stick out tongue

JKozzy
eek!

JKozzy
What are your stats? wink

jasminerain
big grin I've got a million!

jasminerain
big grin I love it when men take control!!!!! cool wink big grin

tigida_tigida
yea coz thats wat we do best

Storm
not again no

tigida_tigida
wats up strom wats wrong?

Storm
This thread just made me think back at this erm

and so on

tigida_tigida
oh i see where your going with this

glenn
Why are you going with it storm

yerssot
good sources tell me she's sitting down stick out tongue

Storm
true, I' m sitting down big grin

jasminerain
laughing Sitting on what?? laughing

Storm
*checks*
my chair

glenn
your ass

yerssot
I always sit on a sandwich sad

jasminerain
laughing Never mind that was over your head and below
your knees!

Mr. Bacon
u or someone made this thread yeterday "its a man's world"

jasminerain
big grin Damn Striaght!
Men are great and sexy too!

White Lady
oh please dont fill their heads with such rubbish

BakaXero
Mmmmmmm............Sandwich.........
Can sombody give me a sandwich???

yerssot
the one I'm sitting on? stick out tongue

jasminerain
wink Oh, no sweetheart.....its not rubbish!
It's the truth that you can't handle!!!!!

White Lady
i have a sandwich..............mmmmmmmmm its sliced ham mayo and cheese mmmmmmm want a bite

Mr. Bacon
im in school sad

Storm
Can I have a bite? Pwease... drool

yerssot
I'm not big grin

jasminerain
mad Now that's rubbish! Giving a man a sandwich?
Oh, no! You need to know how to cook for a MAN!!!

White Lady
nope.......did i say it was on wheat bread mmmmmmm.......

a nice fresh one for storm

yerssot
I can cook, honestly big grin

Storm
eek! I got a new one??? All for myself?

White Lady
hey i never cook for a man no offense but if a man wants a cooked meal he knows where the micro is......lol i have a house to clean and two kids to look after no way am i becoming a mans slave

yerssot
that's not fair sad

BakaXero
but i like sandwiches wink1

Mr. Bacon
i cook yummy

White Lady
yep only as your female and has a cool sig men can make they own

Mr. Bacon
this thread was already done!!!!!!!!!!

Storm
Thank you WL happy
hug

White Lady
oh mr bacon just chill............hahah i fancy a nice bacon sarnie

BakaXero
hey storm i love your cow

Storm
me too love big grin

White Lady
that face hoovering cracks me up

Ushgarak
Merged, though without Jasmine around I doubt this is going anywhere now.

eleveninches
Jasminerain, if only ALL the woman in the world thought like you.......

.....sigh


winksmilewink

BakaXero
you might regret those words later

*Georgina_A*
What the f**k? are you sure you're not a man in disguise Jasminerain???

BakaXero
Um........ Jasminerain has been banned

White Lady
so what u r telling me is you want or like a women that nods her head and does everything you.........tut tut.....im strongly disagree with this friend men dont rule they are our equals. they are not better than us just equal

White Lady
how can u tell if she is banned she might be in bed

BakaXero
well then who did ush banned after reading that "guy night out" thread

Storm
it' s rather easy to see whether someone has been banned or not
look at the title below their username

*Georgina_A*
I think she has been banned. i read "Guys Night out" and Ush said he banned someone. wonder who it is... roll eyes (sarcastic)

BakaXero
heres another reason why i think she is banned

Linkalicious
yea!!! it's not me

Dogbert
Wow...no expression Wtf is this thread about What the f**k?

$¥®€Ñ
I've just got to point out ONE simple fact here. Lil, and all the other non-morons on here are going with the factual, scientific stuff, yet Jasmine continues to spout shite from the Bible. I will apologise now to any religious people out there, but I am definitely more inclined to agree with the facts rather than the fiction-that-may-be-true-but-can't-be-proven..... What the f**k?

Oh, and Jasmine?? fyou [email protected]!!

$¥®€Ñ
Uh...... What the f**k? I'm sorry, but if men are so goddamn capable and not needing of the women, surely they can cook their own lazy asses a meal, right? angel

White Lady
can i just say i agree with syren!!!!!

Aqua
yes

Vampiree
men rule? over my dead, feminist body!!!!


meh... i disliked that jasmine thing anyways...

Aqua
go Vampiree!!!

dave123
She has a different opinion to you, just live with it smile

$¥®€Ñ
No, Dave, she's an anti-feminism, up with the Caveman Era, I'm-gonna-say-boyz-rule-so-that-they-all-love-me, dumbass, opinionated man-chick!!

dave123

$¥®€Ñ
*shakes fist at no-longer-my-fave-funny-boy Dave*

You just don't wanna join in coz she's saying that MEN rule, if she was going all Feminist on you, you'd be coming out with the funny one-liners, guaranteed........

dave123
laughing out loud you can see right through me Syren stick out tongue

Korri
i love men raver

crazy_c
i didnt know women like jasminerain still existed.

Korri
apartenly so stick out tongue

burlyman
You know which Men don't rule?
Dolphin Men no

Korri
yes of coarse not Burly

burlyman
I agree no

Korri
shifty is this an opposites game?

burlyman
no
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