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I drank a bottle of vodka the other night and from 11 oclock i dont rember anything my frined mike said i threw up for 3 hours stright and i punch his car window trying to punch this kid and i woke up on his pool table my hand hurting and my stomach sick. i threw up about 30 more times from 10 in the morning till 4 in the afternoon got grounded for a week and i thought i got aclochiol posining. it was awful ill never drink again.

if you cant moderate your own drinking, then you shouldnt.

You' ll drink again, but probably (and hopefully) not that much again.

that children is why your parents taught you to share your food and drink

Dude...drink in moderation.

I'm quitting drinking myself.

I had a couple of beers in my fridge and I threw em out yesterday without a second thought.

My little sister did a similar thing (the getting pissed part) on sat night. Sayiong that I was pretty smashed myself. But she puked all over my older sisters house and managed to hit some guys foot too Everyone who drinks has to do it once (or see someone else do it).

well i cant tell you how many times i gotten drunk but this is the first night where i couldnt even open my eyes but when i did they were crossed plus i fell on concrete and cut my forehead it sucked i thought my stomach was going to come out of my throat plus i threw up for so long i ended up throwing up like the acid or something in my stomach which was all yellow because i had nothing in my stomach to throw up it was awful.

ouch. My sis wasnt that bad... lol she was jus funny

rock and roll!!!

theres nothing like a good hangover

im still underage, but i still feel your pain..

wait, no i dont....

I drank too much yesterday in San Francisco at a street party. Vodka and Squirt messed me up pretty good. I have cuts all over my right shin and I don't know why. I'm quitting for a while too!

Deniro, thats called bile


Hiker- your experiences are just called vile

how about u drink but dont be a **** about it next time.... alcohol best consumed in moderation

i cant remember the last time i threw up, because i drink ALOT, ALOT of the time so im quite used to it, and also because i know my limits and dont cross them

before some1 mentions it im not an alcoholic, just got a huge social life, with 2 sets of friends who go out at different times....

you will drink again and it will be caused by human love to alcohol don't worry - all of us has ever had that problem..

p.s. maybe drinking a bottle of vodka isn't a good idea for you

dude im going to guess that you didnt eat a banana before you passed out. the next time you go out drinking make sure to eat a banana after you feel screwed up. the potasium in bananas prevent the alcohal from becoming a nuisence to your system. try it sometime.

If you eat a banana beforehand you should be able to drink 2 bottles of vodka. Give it a try.

banana?

Or, you may just puke a bunch of bananas.

I don't know because I have never eaten banana after I spued alcohol.. I think that it can be a bad concept in my instance

yeah its best not to get too drunk and spoil your night.

I used to be such a waste head (a drunkard they called me) but i have been off the drink for over a month now. How cool am I?

I'll second that.

Everyone needs to get really drunk at least once in their lives. DeNiro I'm proud of you my boy.

I keep telling myself, every saturday or sunday morning, how i never ever will drink again...untill the weekend comes and someone makes a party....etc.

God damn I own shit, I never drink, and don't plan to.

If I wanted to drink something bitter, yellow and that screws my insides up, I'd drink my own piss.

meh drinking is quite enjoyable.......if used under moderation.

I have been wasted about 5 times in my live and am only 16. I aint been drinking for a while and dont intend to cause its saves money (plus the fact I work now and my hours help out the quit drinking programme).

I hate those people who show off when they are drinking and try and "down" a yard of vodka or something,

Yeah, then they get stomach cancer when they're 40 and wonder why. Fools

Tequila is not yellow. Neither is vodka.

Neither Schmodka!

But I'm sure it's bitter and screws up your insides if you drink to much of it.

What color are those particular drinks anyways? Light brown?

dude, i feel you rpain. back in '97, i went to party at a friends house. i drank TWO bottles of vodka. i don't remember ANYTHING. just flashbacks, it was like memento. i never threw up, so iwas drunk for about two days. and heartburn like a motherf*cker. i said i'm never drinking again... which i did the following weekend. but i never drank that much again. it was an experience though. hurly

They have no colour.

Besides, red wine is not yellow, and neither is white.

Transparent, none are yelow unless colored .

Yeah, I was about to say that. Alcohol is colourless as a substance.

Ah okay, well in that case I'd drink my piss that was clear and without color. It's cheaper, and tastes the same.

your piss that has no colour!

If only such thing was possible. Maybe, if you have no kidneys or liver.

probably ****s you up just the same too

wow...BF... you're quite healthy then

Oh no wait, then youd be pissing blood.

Either way, you should see a doctor if your piss has no colour.

Everyone says that drinking alcohol makes you fat. That's absolute rubbish - My grandfather drank a bottle and a half of vodka a day for 6 years and only weighed 4 stone when he died. Of liver cancer.

Clear piss is quite possible. If you drink a shit load of water after a while your urine will be damn near clear. Not water clear, but pretty close.

Exactly! Bottoms Up!

Beer makes you fat. Not all alcohol does.

However, they all have calories.

Alcohol in small amounts in healthy.

he's right

thats a reason why i stopped backfire, the dangers of drinking.

it totally scared me when you can get throat and mouth cancer from drinking alcohol.

You never realize what it is actually doing to your insides till its too late. I want to live a fairly healthy life.

Get your fact straight, your piss isnt water, its the impurities in your body, therefore it can never be clear or near clear. Thats why it comes out on the other end and thats why it is a waste.

no2 no he isnt.

i think a guy gets a better look than a woman

So you've never had near clear piss?

I'm telling you, it can and does happen if you drink too much water.

You're body will flush out all of the nasty stuff in your body at some point. So if you keep drinking water after all that shit has been flushed out, it will look quite clear, because the liquid still needs to leave your system if it isn't being used.

I never claimed urine WAS water, but that if you drink lots of water, more then your body needs, then your body will eject much of it through urine, and at some point there will be more liquid then impurities, and it becomes almost clear.

i used to believe the colour depended on the colour of the walls in the bathroom lol.

I have had "near" clear piss or yellow........thats it.

No, you were supposed to drink a lot of water, so your body wouldnt keep any in.

If you dont drink enough water, then what was ment to be piss and what was ment to come out on the other end, does not, due to the fact that body lacks water. And it can cause illness/disease etc.

Drinking a lot of water simply means that you keep your urinal system cleaner, and more circulates through, less damage to your kidneys...etc.

This convo is getting slightly disgusting lol

Yes, and when you urine after drinking lots of water it is often near clear.

Bottom line is clear urine is pretty regular. Ask around, I know most people will vouche for it.

It's not always clear, but it does happen.

It should be expected that a conversation about beer will inherintly turn into a conversation about pissing.

true

I drink about half a gallon of water a day (everyday) and my urine comes clear. When I go to bed and wake up the next morning I urinate and it looks yellowish like lemonade. So it comes down on how much water you drink.

Pissing is the best thing on planet when you really really really got ta go droolio

Oh and i copied that from my forensic text book droolio I just released i need some kind of motivation in order for me to even open it let alone read it sleepy

It also says that tons of water changes contrencation of urine, but can never clear it, because there are impurites in water itself, which the liver cleans up and sents on its way flirt1

I was ill once and got dehydrated and my urine was like chicken soup.

famous last words

i've said i won't drink again. (similar experience, but i do remember everything)
and i didn't for about two weeks

We all know you are going to drink again and probably soon.

it sure is

ive gotten drunk so many times that i know what it feels like and how much hang overs suck im 16 and i dont even know how many times i have gotten drunk so i am stopping all together and next time i want to drink ill just turn the craving into something i can do with my girlfriend

....and if she's not around when the "craving" occurs ?



btw...hangover tip......gatorade....

If she's not around, he'll have to call on Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters

that reminds me of the one time when one of my relatives came over drunk, vomited on the carpet, threw bread at me, and slept in the puddle of said vomit. it was odd....