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Hm.. to be honest, I just read the name of the other topic. I have no idea what it says, so I can't parody. So... just assume I said the same thing.

conditioner.... conditioner.... i know i've heard that word somwhere...

I don' t use any.

me niether. of course you would have know that if you read my topic. disgust

yves rocher perfumed raspberry conditioner smartass

John Freida Brilliant Brunette or Victoria Secret Lovespell diva

OMG!!!!! I use that too!

It's orgasmic droolio

yes it is droolio

i like the lovespell lotion. its orgasmic for me because i use it for...something else

that's.....gross

well...it works really well

is it really that gross?

eek yes?

I agree with Vampy. GROSS!!!!!!!!

don't share the secrets of your love life with us

It is! We don't want to hear about what you do with in your shower.

who ever said i do that in the shower?

and whoever said i was even serious!

men

hey! i dont do that!

think about your right hand's feelings... you're abusing it

first off - i was kidding

second - left, not right

gotta love 'em flirt

........yeah....

flirt1

you're left handed?

by i use my left hand...for...
arm-wrestling

hey i still have class! im not THAT sleazy

i'm left handed dontgetit

I'm left handed too!

me too!

.....oh joy.......()

i lied im right-handed. a BIG STRONG right hand

wow - i feel so left out

whee!

I feel like throwing up. puke

just because im awesome doesn't mean you have to all say it at the same time! please please ladies! theres plenty of Austin to go around, baby.

ummmm...that's ok 'Austin'. Ashley prefers Brent

I feel like eating chocolate.

hey hey!! why is my name in quotes, sweetie?

mmmm....i dunno

I bask in the presence of hot babes.

even though i obviously have the morals of a garden hose.

and what are these 'morals'?

you had to ask egg

Smash's will is not to hear. she knows that it makes her hot all over when i talk naughty

you're disturbing

flirt ohh yea-- hey wait! i am? cry

awwwww *hugs* i sowwie

my minor amount of creepy charm is replaced with a warm loving sensation...

...oh wait thats just me peeing my pants

too far