Holloween phrases that sound dirty

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EmSixTeEn
heh, my friend emailed me this:

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You're sure to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

SlipknoT
laughing out loud

Nazgulinthedark
rolling on floor laughing

Black Daisy
eek!

Imaginary
big grin

§pearhead
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Black Daisy
ruin everything disgust

Chelsea23
exactly wink

EmSixTeEn
smilie central here!

§pearhead
yes

Chelsea23
totally stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
that is funny....I read them to my mom and she was laughing too laughing

moonwalker741
laughing laughing out loud

Spicy_Mchaggis
rock

furryman
hah the second paragraph was pretty good

ladygrim
lol...

Nienna
laughing out loud

You crazy people fear

L49_JoaquinLovr
Thats good, Em. wink

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