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So I was watching the Girl Next Door movie and I'm wondering...what is the craziest thing that you people have ever done???

masturbated with a fork











just kidding

cant really say, i done so much

girl next door eh? you some kind of perv? ARE YOU!?! YOU SICK BASTARD!

Whoa Whoa...me? a pervert??? Nah...

I just like the movie....it's funny

i'm doing only good things

lol, no worries, a lot of funny movies have a little X-ratedness in em, like old school and euro trip, which i just watched

craziest thing ive done ..................






i do crazy things on a day to day basis im a wild child

hmmmm OH i blew condoms up like balloons and decorated the schol dance with them i got in sooo much trouble

ahh, condom jokes, i filled a condom with milk, tied it up and hid it in my teachers desk last year

One time me and m friends went into this old man's backyard which was like 3 acres because there was this rumor that his duaghter died and he kept her body somewhere in his backyard....and then his backyard was pitch black and had all these weird things in it like big tunnels and mazes that he built for his daughter to play in and when we got to this shed someone heard a noise and it sounded like gunfire and the old man was shotting at us so we all ran and hopped over the fence and when we got over this guy was there and called the police on us....that was crazy....

shock

that b breakin and enterin...

well my friends and i were checkin out this old abandoned house and we heard noises coming out of nowhere, we went upstairs and heard this loud scream, so we ran down the stairs and one broke off, so i fell and broke my leg, turned out it was my older sister

heh, the shit that happened to me when i was young

thats from a movie

minus the older sister part

Hmmmm....One time I tried to kickflip this seven stair which was big at the time...

actually...it still is really big....

really? which one?

the reason we went there because there was a car in the front and we never saw no one go inside, so we checked it out

The craziest thing...

I'm too dull....
I have stood on the roof....on a rainy day....with lightning and thunder...
That more of the most stupid thing though.

My friends and I dressed up as ninjas and ran around the park...
we had fun. even if we did look like psycho dorks.

I wanna get dressed up in big Panda suits and run around!!

I befriended tony the purple ostrich. And we saved his homeland from the evil clan of shaved wombats, using only a toilet plunger and a copy of LIFE magazine.

we've done that too...
we got our inspiration from Jackass.

Yes!! That is a good movie--Jackass..

Where did u get the panda suits from???

Wow Pheonix, thinking about us off the computer too!

i don't do crazy.
but i did pull a fire alarm once, and got in sh!t loads of trouble.
but i was like 6 and didn't know better.
that would be it.

Wait, probably when a stabbed that hooker that one time.

ok

Joke.

craizest thing- jumped into the river to get a couple of arrows that went into the water and not the target. Failed miserably.

oOo...that's interesting....

we bought them at this local costume place...


though you could try ebay...

why?

why what?

why did we dress up as pandas?
we were bored...

You jut don't seem to be the type of preson who would jump in a river for a couple of arrows...

I had sex with my dog a few times

woah. tmi much.

Got naked, painted stripes on my body, set fire to the land and freed all the animals.

Hahaha...you should do that again Darth Revan....

JKozzy...I'm scared

Why? He's man's best friend for a reason

KOZ! how low can you go man no2

you have a dog?

i don't think in that way, JKozzy.......
creepy.......

Hahahaha....that's still scary JKozzy...

Yeah, me too.

sigh all that work for nothing

the true definition of forking yourself.

No it's not

dance

It's okay I guess...people realy didn't need to know that though....

oh god, have you seen the erotic bananas?

Oh well....at least the dog won't talk back...

now that i have heard of it, i shall try it myself

signing up for KMC.

Whoa...tht superman sig looks ind of funny...

Actually..it's just different...

different how?

I don't really know how to explain it...

Well reason is that it's more colorful and stands out more...

maybe becuase it superimposed on the big @ss "S" symbol in the background dontknow

That's probably the reason....

there is too much crazy stuff that ive done but i'll name a few things.

when i was in the 8th grade me and a couple of my friends stole our coach's couch and hid it, then we stole the mascot suit, some trophies, and a shit-load of pictures.

i was bowling with my friend, and he said that he would give me everything in his pocket if i slid down the lane. so i slid down the lane and got 17 dollars a couple of pennies and a paper clip.

i also jumped off our 20 foot bleachers at skool and almost broke both my ankles and knees.

i also thru myself down 3 flights of stairs once.

o, at a party my friend was running around with the dj's mic we stole and i tripped him and broke it.

Why did you throw yourself down the stairs???

boredom. and my friend dared me. i also asked a 23 year old lifegaurd for her number and got it. it was hilarious.

Jesus, I was just kidding


You believed me?

Heh...

I wouldn't throw myself down stiars for a dare....

Did you ever call that lifeguard?

i've walked down a flight of stairs. And throwing yourself would recriure a third arm... or strong butt muscles.

oh oh oh iv................. done................. stuff..............

.

Me and my friends got 3 big bags of oregano and put it in my friends backpack so it was just sticking out and then a teacher found it so the had security gaurds strip search him

hahaha...of cousre I didn't believe you JKozzy...I just wanted to see wht you would say next....

iv blown chunks

i illegaly downloaded and burned a cd.

shocking Holy crap. Pain.

lol not really

I download and burn music all the time!!!

Don't be scared!!!

i was kidding. i have over 200 burned cds. and like 75 bought ones lol.

i know.

i do it with sandpaper.

oOo...I was thinking...that's kind of dumb.....

i set fire to my school once

i set fire to my whole body and jumped off my shed

i'm a midget in a pink bikini...................enough said

well you do appear to be reporting 'asses of fire' so im gonna have to agree

roflmao u dnt want 2 no

the craziest thing iv ever done is jump frm a second floor balcony...for no reason...and fracturing my spine whoo hoo go me

been nice to my stepmum

jump out in front 2 cars.(it really ****ing hurt)
also there is a reason for them

the reason being?

oh
the first time was because it was my teachers car so jumped out in front of it coz i thought if i die then hes pretty ****ed i was 12 when i done that.

The othe time was because i asked my friend to try and hit me for a small film i was doing.

the film i can understand it for. i only walked in front of a car once, and that was to try and kill myself, i have had better days since.

I dont believe in committing suicide

*grabs hunny bunch*

*hugs him*

*hugs back*
YAY

i was severely depressed at the time... i had stupid family problems and all other crap

I have started to feel suasidal
I hope it never gets to the point where i actually try and kill myself

i snorted pixie sticks once. it wasnt bad. you get uber hyper from it.

Damn...on Jackass the movie Stev-o sniffed that one stuff...that must of burned like hell!!

he sniffed i think it was either soy sauce or wasaby

heh, ive done 75 percent of all the shit on jackass the movie, including the intro

CKY was much better than Jack ass

wasabi snooters.

my friend did that... that was not a pretty sight...

i snorted horseraddish. ill never be the same again.

how many brain cells did you lose, lovey?

sex in an airplane cockpit while it was in the air

and then there was that time I got married twice........

Nice avatar mane....looks familiar

sex in an airplane cockpit while it was in the air

^^whoa!!!

serious?? thats awesome!!!

I got a kicking a couple of years ago from a local psycho while walking home from the pub. He got 3 months in prison for it. While he was in prison me and my mates anonymously sent him loads of gay porn mags and he got so angry he beat his cell mate to within an inch of his life . He got an extra 6 years for it.

yes serious and no its cramped

Any recommendations for us?

dont date the pilot and fly first class way more room

Wise words, from Jedi Priestess.

*sounsd like a health video* Let us pause for discussion.

Hahahaha...good thinking JKozzy

Now thats funny

That would suck to get beat up by some random guy who just comes up to you!!!

It is funny that he got another 6 years..he should really watch his temper....

i tried to drop in on a skateboard off a wall first time id ever been on a board so i fell and it hurt my a$$ i also tried going down this huge hill on my bike and i was going so fast i couldnt turn so i crashed i went over the pavement (curb) over a fence and into trees hurt my balls on that one coudnt walk right for about a week

I'm surprised you are still able to walk.....

I was inspired by Jackass, 4 of us dressed up in different ghostface costumes ( 3 from scary movie and 1 from scream) then sat on a bench outside a phone box. we waited till sumone went in then ran round it with gaffa tape n sealed em in, then we got in my mates car and drove off. heheheheh

thats quite funny ..... i think we shud try that

it was cool

iv been wanting to dress up .... gives me an excuse to buy a skeleton costume

ok......

hehe sorry ....i just really want a skelton costume .... well more like seperates but u cant get them

I went to Ebaumsworld and saw this funny thing with an airhorn.....check it out and try it and see how people react...it's funny!!!

Get off a fast moving bus was a stupid thing i once did

How fast was the bus moving?

Fast enough to make me fall over and roll once along the pavement i couldn't really judge the speed sorry, i should have been paying more attention instead of just stepping out

Who the Hell is even keeping count? furious

One time my friend Ely was skitching on the back of the car and the the person driving floored it then stopped suddenly and Ely fell over and the driver thought that he ran him over....that was the funniest thing I ever saw....Ely just did like a backflip and kept rolling along the street....