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What is the meanest trick you've ever pulled on someone? I know some good ones but I'm too much of a wuss to do it...

I really felt like a complete ass when I did this and I feel like beating myself up for it. When I was younger I made fun of a retarded person just because everbody else was. I regret that I ever did that and feel I should get beat up for it.

probably just prank calls or calling people names or something like that.
Meanest thing I ever did 2 anyone is what i did 2 myself by becoming soo lazy recently. lol

Where I used to work we had right greedy tw*t. He was the kind of guy that would just help himself to all the chocolate biscuits you know the sort!
Anyways we got fed up of this so we got some normal biscuits and coated them with laxative chocolate....
Surfice to say he went off biscuits for while!

I don't to mean things no2

You can't string a sentence together either, can you?

RobBo, your back, Welcome!

BTW, I meant "do"

The Meanest thing i've ever done was, when I was in the fourth grade this guy i had a *secret* crush on started pushing me on the swing (not pushing my back, he was pushing my feet in front) At the time i was
p!$$ed off at him because he had ignored me the entire day. So anyway I told him to leave me alone or else, he wouldn't go away so..i kicked him in the balls.

owwwwwwwww

that was not very nice at all!!!


lol

I had sex with her.

Yes, I'm that bad.

Hello puppydog............


Congratulations!

It's nothing I'm proud of but I've made many people go home crying because of the way I have made fun of them

with who???

alot of people at KMC hate me its a great feeling. makes me want to write a poem
lol

Thank you

go on then, thrill us with your acumen!!

Who hates you hockeyhorror

the "lol" was for sarcasm but alright ill think of something and post later.

slipknot> cmon guess. POG, JASOn420 and all those other weak ones

*kicks ego failure in the balls* Your ego not the only thing that's failing now.

Ok, but remember to make it mean and spiteful!!!!

robbo> ok

Haha, now that was mean! Listen -- I have a big tool, I just don't know how to use it. Dang, shouldn't I get some sympothy?

But they dont matter, and most likely they're just one person

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......no

this poem is to all those i hate (i just winged it quickly, anything that poped up in my head)

ill squeeze your nose and let the posionous snot drip down/
there is enough posion to kill Napoleon to take his crown/
there is enough posion too sink a continent/
enough to laugh at the Pope for false imprisonment/
enough to prove, krishna, jesus, buddha wrong/
enough to tell a stupid child "STFU SON"
once the posion is dryed up, i wont hesitate to cut your ear like Van Gogh/
i wont hesistate to tell you, "You're gayer than Mango" (SNL)
ill slap your face with no hassle/
i dont mean to be rude, but your being a ****ing as.shole/



well im done i let the anger out...i tried not to make it too rude

i like your poem...it touched me.

I boughte a whole bunch of gay porn and put it in a big envelope and addresed it to my friend and put it in his mail box then enclosed a bill of 300 dallors saying uve went on enough of our web sites to get a discount next time and well his mom saw it first and she freaked but i came clean after a bout a week

SWT>lol i guess thanks

?

may i ask how did it touch you?

i wont tell u my actull mean things i have donei dont want u guys to think im a jerk

Do ya really wanna know....

I did something like that to my friend once, but I got him a subscription to play girls and a bunch off other gay porn mags. And his dad is a priest so when he found out he was real pissed, we also ordered dildos off of the internet and mailed them to his house.

SWT> yes i do want to know

i DiD Soe CrUeL ThiNgs To PeoPle LikE OnE TimE I PisSeD On A Tree At THIS OlD GUyS hOuse

sup MM1
lol

back when I played hockey I put iching powder in someones jockstrap

You have very twisted and angry thoughts, I was just so *sniff sniff* touched on how you wrote that...beautiful poem

o thats stupid my freind sean takes shits in people lawns then picks it up with a tissue or what ever and wipes it on there windshield wipers then he sticks the rest of it under the door handle



god slipknot u spent alot of money doing that

o, one time my friends came over and they stayed the night and I shaved one of my friends eybrow off, but I left one. He's not really one of my good friends now

It wasnt just my money

gross

i would seriosuly bet someones ass if they did that to me but since its not me thats funny ass hell. One time i was with one of my friends out side and he had just a bath suit on and i pull them down pushed him and he fell so his feet came off the ground and i took them totally off and ran into my house and locked the door he ran home naked

my step father lost his mom and dad, and one day i was so mad at him that i called dirty orphan

ouch^

hmmm lets see meanest thing i've ever done is writing that poem in this thread

I ''accidentally" threw a basketball at this kid's nose and broke it

That sounds funny but its sorta mean.

OUCH!!!

i remember when i broke my nose
i ran into my grandma and she was carrying plates in her hand


BOOOM!!!!!!

i was like 6 years old...i guess too much hockey playing for me

haha accidently

I make fun of retards all the time, they're so damn ugly and funny.

Thats not right though.

I killed my room mate ........................uh oh

yeah I'm a bad person I know

I talked behind my friend's back ...I will never do that again ..what a bad experience!.....i will never never do that again!

I do that all the time Claudia. j/k But I do that sometimes but not a lot.

Ive almost hit a old lady on one of the motorized scooters in my truck cause i thought she was a car then i started crying luahgin when i thought she was a cry i just had a sick humor at that pointu had to be thinking what i was thinking to laugh at it

Im not a bully or ne thing. But for some reason back in tha day(im not old)... I got a bunch of my friends together and just kept on beating the Sh!t outta this kid, peerty much everyday. .

Originally posted by LeAtHerRFace
Im not a bully or ne thing. But for some reason back in tha day(im not old)... I got a bunch of my friends together and just kept on beating the Sh!t outta this kid, peerty much everyday. . [/QUOTE

lol. Why did yall beat him up?

Idk... stupid, I guess... and wanted my friends ta not think Im a chicken.

Oh yeah Ive been in that situation before to.

its was to a telemarketer: first i had my teakettle start to whistle... and I put the phone to it

i talked to me mate as my sister (msn) and told him that i was in the hospital cuz i was in a car crash the night before and i spent a day in the I.C.U. (he freaked out) well... hes still lucky i dint tell him that i died...and that wasmy original plan.

I got a kicking off a couple of guys while walking home from the pub a few years ago. I found out where one of them lived and put his name and address on gay magazine subscription lists. It cost me a bit of money to subscribe but it must have done the trick coz a few weeks later his mate (who was also there doing the kicking to my head) was laughing about it with him and he (the guy who got the porn) beat him to death. The guy got 9 years. And justice for all.