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anyone know any really romantic or meaningful things to say?
preferably to say to girls, but whatever

'your socks stink'

classy

the way the moon reflects in your eyes, i thought i was watching the creme of an oreo staring back at me.

Oh, where to begin....

that would so earn a guy access to my pants

i also need to know this

Daniel, you pimp you!!

"God made a mistake and put an angel on Earth. And I'm lucky enough to be looking into her eyes riight now."

I couldn't help you noticing me. Did I fart?

now that's romantic

Please note: I have nothing against the "handicapped." This is for shits and giggles.

Your parents must be retards you are so special.

That'll so get you slapped TPS

heh, funny, i used that a few times myself, works!

heres one (funny)

im not the best looking guy around, but hey, im the only one talking to you

you have time to practice these things when youve never had a girlfriend...

awwwww... hug

That would indicate a lack of a sense of humour. Thus, not my type anyways.

sense of humor...at other people's expenses?

the best kind of humour

here are some cheesy ones, but the cheerios one worked!

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. (also worked)

Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart

You Dropped something , "My jaw"

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Im having a party in my pants and youre invited

oh i have plenty.

"please believe me, this is the greatest thing I have ever had with you, 100% in love I promise. I miss you even now as I write this, I cannot wait to see your beauty upon these lost eyes."

That is only to be said when you mean it, I meant it

"when I am not with you, I am thinking of you, when I am not thinking of you, I'm dreaming of you"

^^ I am sure i heard that somewhere before but I said it in a love letter once, anyone heard it from a movie?

heh, i got slapped for this one (was forced to)

can you answer this math question? me+you-your clothes/your legs multiply = what?

pregnancy

You're like a flower: So sweet and delicate, yet brainless.
I dunno, it just popped in my mind rite now

If I could ever figure out all the magic that makes you so special, I' d probably find that it' s a combination of many things, blended together with the best this world has to offer: friendship and love, dreams come true, strong feelings, gentle talks, listening, laughing and simply knowing someone whose light shines more brightly than any star.

come on baby!!! I'm a 10 in the dark!

oh yeah, that's very romantic brent

Only a 10? How disappointing

well tbh, Romantic things always come out cheesy unless theyre something thats personal and u really mean it....saying written out essay's of feelings isnt romantic, telling some1 how u really feel is...

Awww! That's so true!

Are you from Memphis?

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Hi everyone
How are you all doing today!
Well I'm new here.
Me and my boyfriend are celebrating our 1 year anniversary in a couple of weeks and he has something very special and romantic planned for me. So I Need some help I want to say something very romantic to him to tell him how much he means to me. So can you guys please please help me I would really appreciate it please and thanks
Well take Care
Have a Great Day

how about:

"lets go to a swingers club!"

Originally posted by eggmayo
anyone know any really romantic or meaningful things to say?
preferably to say to girls, but whatever


Hi,Wanna have sex?

Lets see...

"I am thinking its a sign,
that the freckles in our eyes,
are mirror images.
And when we kiss,
they're perfectly aligned.

And I,
have to speculate.
That God himself did make,
us into corresponding shapes,
like puzzle pieces from the clay."


BEAUTIFUL.

"You don't know how lovely you are..."

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


Lets see...

"I am thinking its a sign,
that the freckles in our eyes,
are mirror images.
And when we kiss,
they're perfectly aligned.

And I,
have to speculate.
That God himself did make,
us into corresponding shapes,
like puzzle pieces from the clay."


BEAUTIFUL. Something romantic?
*ahem* Either put out or get the **** out!!!

Originally posted by Valharu
Something romantic?
*ahem* Either put out or get the **** out!!!

Originally posted by Valharu
Something romantic?
*ahem* Either put out or get the **** out!!!

Originally posted by eggmayo
anyone know any really romantic or meaningful things to say?
preferably to say to girls, but whatever

I would even do you if you were covered with spiders.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I would even do you if you were covered with spiders.

Originally posted by Vampy
'your socks stink'

Originally posted by eggmayo
anyone know any really romantic or meaningful things to say?
preferably to say to girls, but whatever
Nothing strikes me as more romantic than "I just farted." (Just kidding).

*before sex*
"Look are we gunna have sex or not?"
*after sex*
"why are you still here?"

ny girlfriend says that im not that romantic at all anymore. i try but i just keep failing at everything for some reason. text my cell if someone can help me its 712-209-2345 live in iowa. id love it if someone can help me plz.

Originally posted by Lucky_Man
ny girlfriend says that im not that romantic at all anymore. i try but i just keep failing at everything for some reason. text my cell if someone can help me its 712-209-2345 live in iowa. id love it if someone can help me plz.


ermmnone

I actually use these and I'm not bullshitting. Plus I am not romantic.You are the air I breath(during sex). I miss your voice(during phone convo). I like your hair and your face(When she asks me about how she looks). Oh thats Lovely! Wow!(Flirting)

You are the most beautiful woman ive ever met.
































Fancy a shag?

gorgeous

if a girl wont give u there name say
maby angle dont have name only lovley faces

nice

y is it that i cant do anything right anymore? i love more than anything in this world id do anything in this world to be with her. anytime im not with her i think about her, anytime im not thinking about her im dreaming about her. I LOVE HER TO DEATH

aww

Hey babe. Wanna go halves on a bastard?

"Bend over, or else" works well.

Originally posted by BackFire
"Bend over, or else" works well.
"BackFire posts in romantic things to say. I think we know what's comi - yep, there he goes."

Originally posted by DarkC
"BackFire posts in romantic things to say. I think we know what's comi - yep, there he goes."

Bend over, or else.

Originally posted by BackFire
Bend over, or else.
*breaks out in a cold sweat*

Hey David.
Bend over or else.

Originally posted by Ambience

Hey David.
Bend over or else.
*bends over*

You dropped the soap, David.

y is it that no one will help me out here come on people i need a little addvise here

ok now sorry bout that its just that i havnt seen her in a couple of days and i miss her more than anybody would ever thing

The best feature of you are your eyes because I could look into them forever and still be dazzled by them.

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
The best feature of you are your eyes because I could look into them forever and still be dazzled by them.

that's a good one

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that's a good one

131 Why don't you come up with a better one?

are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
131 Why don't you come up with a better one?

why ? I don't need to now I can use that one


...did you think I was being sarcastic when I said I thought it was good?

are you gonna give it to me or what? if not get out of my car

*clears throat*

" I'M NOT YOOOOO BUDDYYYYYYYYYY GUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!11191!!!1!ONE!11!11 "

"F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

That is the ultimate romantic. Its a win-win.

Originally posted by dadudemon
"F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

That is the ultimate romantic. Its a win-win.

Yeah but if you are wrong you win more

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
why ? I don't need to now I can use that one


...did you think I was being sarcastic when I said I thought it was good?

Maybe.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Maybe.

Well I wasn't.

Originally posted by dadudemon
"F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

That is the ultimate romantic. Its a win-win. haermm

(insert this in the middle of the sentence)........its just that i have feelings for you and i care about you.......(dont use this sentence to end your sentence)

its even more fun to say if you're lying to her.

"There are two times in which I'll love you: when my eyes are open, and when my eyes are closed."

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
"There are two times in which I'll love you: when my eyes are open, and when my eyes are closed."

and a big question mark will appear above her head.

It means "I'll love you at all times".

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
It means "I'll love you at all times".

yea but its so god damn corny. it just better when you say it as
Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
"I'll love you at all times".

Originally posted by dadudemon
"F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

That is the ultimate romantic. Its a win-win.

I usually say something like.. my lips were made for kissing.. awesome

actually on the last guy he was talking and I said "I don't care" and just kissed him.. haermm


Originally posted by dukemuken
are you gonna give it to me or what? if not get out of my car

I lol'd. haermm

Originally posted by dukemuken
yea but its so god damn corny. it just better when you say it as

schmoll No, because that's too plain and simple.

Lame, cheesy lines ≠ romantic IMO. dur

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Lame, cheesy lines ≠ romantic IMO. dur

Do you want to go halfsees on a bastard?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you want to go halfsees on a bastard?

I just wanna give you a facial.

i go for sexy woman who are a lil older. and the the i usually say is i like my M.I.L.F with Cookies

Originally posted by TPS
Oh, where to begin....