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The last time I tried to make fruit salad, I was kidnapped by some Eskimos!

Now you go!

The last time I went shopping, I got robbed by some little old ladies cry

The last time I spilled milk I was attacked by pink tocans that ate my face

the last time i played the last time game I was kicked in the face by some communist masked wrestling midgets wearing Irene t-shirts...

The last time i masturbated, I was eaten by some horny monkeys.

last time i tried to drum i was hit in the eye withmy drum stick cry

loser

im usally really good i just majorly sucked last night



i was waaay to tired

loser

last time i checked my attic i was humored by some maggots eating dear armenia

ok ima come back to your attic, how much is the rent?

Last time I played paintball I was hit in the chest.

It hurt to. *sniffs*

last time i played paintball, i hit someone on the chest

for you two bucks a month

thanks

do i get free food and water?

and...

food and water yes


no

cmon...

maybe on sunday

HELLLL YESSS!!!!!!!!!

ever heard of antikon

yes i have heard of anticon...but why you ask?

i love it

im going to bed nighty night cry

i love it also

good night

ima sleep too.

10:05 PM signed out

school

The last time i bent over to tie my shoe, a semi trailer plowed straight in to my butt.

i like the fuzzlebutt in ur sig...^

The last time I did my homework, I was bored out of my mind by some Algebra problems.

The Last Time I sneezed I was raped by some chocolate bars

The Last Time i had a poo I i pushed too hardand my pancreas fell out

The last time I went on a walk at night, I was raped.

well thats a fairly unpleasant event

last time i was searching thru my attic i found the original copy of the bible, which was nice

Actually, I knew the guy...

Last time I read Dante's post I said I knew the guy.

when I _______ last tuesday I was so ______ insane for ______ it made me _____

It wasn't me, I swear!

Last time I read Caboose's post I thought it wasn't funny.

The last time I called home, I was astounded by some creepy voice.


... turns out it was my mother.

the last time I jumped out of a builiding I was high on caffine and save by someone named spiderman.

The last time I wiped my butt, I was bitten by some mud monsters who live in my toilet!

the last time I feed my cat I was so hungry I ate her food by some means of not starving!

The last time I drove a car, I was disgusted by some obscenely overweight people in the car next to me!

The last time a guy stalked me, I was at work.

The last time I posted in the snowman thread, I was attacked by some jealous poster named carnivaldork!

last time went to the role playing section, I was tricked by some dungeons and dragons nerd.

*in best Elrond imitation* The time of the nerds in the RP forum has long passed. It is time to move on, to new places, and let the mortal members rule it in our stead...

Seriously though, there ain't that many nerds left in the RPing forums. Sad really

The last time I cooked a fritatta, I was crucified by some gothic violinists! fear

The last time I cooked a fritatta, I was crucified by some gothic violinists! fear


^^^^^

that was beautiful cry

Thank you cry

The Last Time I listened to STYX, I was beatten up by some pink, flying crayons!

The last time i sneezed, i was imploded by some naked frisbees...

The last time i layed an egg, i layed it twice.

the last time I was watching x-men, I got hit over my head by some robber!

The last time I checked the OTF, I was amused by some threads!
yeah....

The last time there ever was a last time, it was the last last time i ever saw....THE END

The Last Time I used the phone, I was stepped on by Mane! Sorry, I just picked a random name here!

The Last Time I liked school I was in pre-school. When we use to play all the time.

the last time i sang a song i was listened to by some people

the last time i posted on here, i was suprised by some of the other posts

THe last time i sexed, i was brutally beaten by an old woman...

the last time i cried i was upset by some dick

The Last Time I ______, I was _______ by some ______!

That was FUN!

(am I missing something? Explain the rules again...)

funny as hell...

The last time I did something, I was mauled by some little old ladies