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No I dont just mean pubic hair u shallow twit!

I mean all over hair, would you shave it off if you were male? Has anyone done it? Is it all its made up to be?

Ladies, do you prefer hairy of as hairless as a babys ass? Whats your opinion?

rather hairless

Youre rather hairles or you prefer less hairy men?

question was what i prefer

either is fine by me so long as the back is hairless

I see, its still good to elaborate a little bit, Clovie.

i would never shave my body. shaving is for women!

^ hell yeah

How do the ladies feel about Moose? I mean, I've come to a cross roads....should I shave to be more...attractive? Would a bald moose look ridiculous? How am I supposed to REACH my back? Do I look fat in these pants?

I WAX!

>.<

Painful, but atleast you don't have to worry for a while!

(>.&ltHow you do delete a post?!

Well Moose, shave yourself and well see

edit, check delete, click delete

I'm apprehensive. I mean, I KNOW it will grow back, but for months I could end up looking like an enormous egg roll.

Already tried that, and it didn't work!
Let me try again!

you can wear a scarf

It won't make a difference if it's winter! You'll just "blend" in and seem "normal".

Nice...a bald moose with a scarf. I should be picking up the lady Moose with nooooooo problem.

*snorting laughter*
How does a Moose, shaved, looking like an eggroll, blend in?

i prefer myself hairless as a baby's ass!

but i don't care to keep myself shaved all the time....it's easier just to let it grow.

Id still like you, no matter waht color that scarf would be

It's all about the scarf isn't it?

I think I'd just invest in a snowsuit.

If you dont prefer scarves, wear a snowsuit. In winter, everything should be allowed.

Yanno, I'm thinking I may just NOT shave. It's not worth the trouble. I think I'm sexay enough as it is.

Ok, too much hairiness is just a nono. Some hair is sexy. Especially facial hair.

Do as you wish, it is your own hair

*nuzzles Milla*
I got that...
*big stupid Moose grin*

\

Maybe I'll get it all done in cornrows...

I like that facial hair of Colin Farrell, and also Solid Snake.

Hairless! I don't mind like the Colin Farrel facial hair (actually that's a MAJOR turn on droolio) But i don't like hairy men

Gag me, I know! I hate hairy guys too!

Did I just say that out loud?

so are you going to shave, Moose? or not?

I think not. I'm just gonna go for the natural look.

I've been told I look like Colin Farrell...with antlers.

Colin is so hot, you must be a happy guy!

LOL...yes...happy.

Quick, picture his face on a moose's body.

Ahh! Did you flinch?

Collin Farrell is extreamly handsome!

yes he is

ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!

Oh Jesus, THAT I was not expecting!

Where did you find that picture of me? I thought I was alone!

well...Im a smart girl and have contacts

Thats too sexy for the words droolio

*looks over his shoulder*

I'm totally freaked.

*pulls robe tighter around himself

you oughta be more careful with who you are friend with, Moose

I'll never trust that damn racoon ever again....he sold me out.

that sounds about right, Moose...next time youll be more careful.

yeah yeah...you can't trust anyone anymore.

He and I, we went back a long way. We used to do everything together. Nature hikes, fishing, trolling for chicks. Then he goes and and does this.

Never trust someone wearing a mask.

now Im really lmfao...

Here, let me lay down....ok, now KICK ME!

*prepares for a huge kick*
*falls down laughing*

I just cant!

*looks up at her*

That is the first time no one has taken me up on the offer!

*jumps up and gives her a huge moose hug*

You're my new best friend.

*gives her a cookie* Baked them myself.

*swallows the whole cookie with extreme super joy*
*chokes*

Ugh-ugh, cough...

Uh ohh!

*wraps his hooves and legs around her, performs the heimlich. Cookie goes flying*

You ok? I used too much squirrell in it, didn't I?

Ugh!
Oh, thanks pal, I thought it was my last hour coming...squirrell was ok, just...I swallowed it too quickly

S'ok. I'd feel REALLY bad if I killed my new friend.

You maybe would need a psychiatrist to get through it.

Nah...I'd just hit the bottle real hard...drown my sorrows.

well, my friend, I ate all of the chocolate, and its my time to leave.
God you believe in, bless you, and dont forget me.

Ok Myst...take care and come back and visit me real soon.

Facial hair is okay. Too much body hair is a little.... ugh. I seen some guys that have a thich hair backs. We talking Chewbacca hairy!!

Hair all the way...I'd never shave it off, except the back if it gets bad.

well since i workout i shave....its kinda pointless to have muscles and than cover them up with hair

I'm a chick, so yeah, I shave my legs, and all that junk

Anyways, I don't like guys with alot of body hair...It's just...Gross

I hate body hair
Like I just can't tolerate it on guys
I mean like leg hair to a certain extent it alright if he wears pants

But chest hair and all are definate nono's nono

I have no chance....

Our love can never be I'm afraid cry

i dnt mind a bit of hair,,,
facial hair is always good...but if its like an animal on his chest....
eww

Oh WOE IS ME! Why did I have to be born a moose? Why not a naked mole rat?!

The size difference would still stand in the way crybaby

Just WHAT are you trying to say??

I give up. I'll never be good enough for you.

Hi, btw, my name is Moose, have we met?

Woe is me, I'll just have to go throw myself under a train now weep




Not that I know of, I'm Irene or sil, either will do

Don't do that! That could give you a nasty bruise!

Irene...I thought I did an Irene in my Moose name thread.

God, that sounded bad.

And what was the result

*snorts laughter*

How do you mean that?

I mean what was Irene in moose?

Sorry...*smiling* I get lost in my own mind sometimes...and no one else can figure it out.

Ummm...I'll have to check, if not I will translate for you.

Oh please do, I'm sure it'll be most flattering

Ok...let me FIND my thread first...

Don't roll your eyes at ME missy!

Take your time

I shave my armpits and chest, but thats mainly because when i do, i NEVER smell like B.O. unless I'm wearing synthetic, and even then it takes a lot of shweating, and you feel....cleaner. Its quite nicem you aught to try it. I dont shave anything else though.......

armpits and legs man!

I dont shave my legs, theyre not that hairy, plus i dont swim or ride a bike so meh.

guys with facial hair r ok. but they cant hav chest hair. EWW

Nik unless you feel like dating Orlando Bloom, who I know you hate, you're going to have to get used to chest hair

Oh yea.... drool

i think hairless look so much better on men it makes them look yummy

Allright, to hell with it....Hand me a RAZOR.

*Shaves entire body*

A wee bit nippy in here, isn't it?

i dont like guys shaving there legs...it seem weird to picture ur boyfriend in the shower with one leg up shaving there legs.........

Yeah, it is isn't it...

*looks around*

Not that I have a boyfriend! I'm just agreeing! That's all. Really! WHAT?

Dont forget the eyebrows, and pluck those lashes!

I look ridiculous as it is. I don't want to look like I've been hanging out in a microwave for the past 10 years too.