Silver Stardust
Okay, don't even ask about this. I was really bored and it just popped into my head and begged to be written. Yes, I am crazy. We already knew that 
Real short little bought of insanity, have fun 
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It seemed to be an ordinary day. Nothing unusual at all.
Of course, in most stories, these kind of days are when something completely unexpected will happen, and this day was no exception.
The squirrels began their fight for world domination. And they succeeded. In one day.
See, no one would ever suspect squirrels would try and take over the world. I mean, they're cute little fuzzy animals with big bushy tails that like to eat nuts. But they had been biding their time all along, luring people into a sense of false security. It was all part of their plan, which was quite ingenious, reallly. Especially since squirrels came up with it.
Ehh, don't tell anyone about that last comment, okay? They have spies everywhere...and we must be very careful....
Anyway. I was telling you how they took over the world, not talking about their intelligence.
It was easily the oddest thing I had ever seen before. Hundreds upon thousands of squirrels marching through the streets, carrying what appeared to be tiny rocket-launchers, out of which fired acorns. They used these to take people hostage and cause general chaos and damage. The squirrel insurrection was televised on every channel, and everyone who had managed to avoid the furry menaces locked themselves in their homes, watching. I was one of them.
No one really had any idea what was going on. And the weirdest part, was that the largest squirrel army was led by a small, white, fluffy rabbit. The bunny looked totally cute, innocent, and harmless.
Then again, so did the squirrels. But obviously they weren't, huh?
Shit, I need to quiet down, I think...
So, this bunny was leading a massive army of squirrels. There must have been a million of them, and they were causing a clear path of destruction, the bunny gnawing the ankles of anyone who crossed it's path. These chewed-upon people where then taken prisoner by the bunny's bushy-tailed minions.
I watched the TV as they came to a stop in front of a massive mansion. The squirrels opened fire on the building; windows were shattered. I never knew acorns could cause that much damage. But that's not the point. The people inside the mansion were putting up a fight; they sent out dogs to chase away the squirrels. But with a simple flick of one ear, the bunny directed a portion of the army to take care of the canine menaces. In an amazingly fast amount of time, the dogs had turned tail and ran back to the safety of the house, and the barrage continued.
Finally, a white flag hung out of a window of the mansion; they had surrendered. The bunny hopped towards the doors, with about 100 squirrels following. The rest set up a perimeter surrounding the house, not allowing anyone or anything in or out. So what happened next is still a bit of a mystery, but we knew this for sure a few minutes later: They had taken Bill Gates hostage.
It was really quite genius. Bill Gates, who created Microsoft, on which nearly everyone with a computer is reliant on for software...it amazes me how the squirrels pulled this off. But with Bill Gates as a hostage, they were able to get whatever they wanted.
What they wanted was to rule the world.
And they got it.
It's now a year later, and the squirrels still rule, with the little white bunny in charge. All over the planet, though, are many rebel groups; I am the leader of one of them. Of course, with how the squirrels outnumber us vastly, and the fact that they have spies everywhere and have even managed to turn some humans to their cause, it's very slow and tricky work, and we must be very careful to make sure that we're not discovered.
Shhh...did you hear that?
Oh no....I think they've found us....RUN!!!!
Real short little bought of insanity, have fun -------------------------------------------------------------
It seemed to be an ordinary day. Nothing unusual at all.
Of course, in most stories, these kind of days are when something completely unexpected will happen, and this day was no exception.
The squirrels began their fight for world domination. And they succeeded. In one day.
See, no one would ever suspect squirrels would try and take over the world. I mean, they're cute little fuzzy animals with big bushy tails that like to eat nuts. But they had been biding their time all along, luring people into a sense of false security. It was all part of their plan, which was quite ingenious, reallly. Especially since squirrels came up with it.
Ehh, don't tell anyone about that last comment, okay? They have spies everywhere...and we must be very careful....
Anyway. I was telling you how they took over the world, not talking about their intelligence.
It was easily the oddest thing I had ever seen before. Hundreds upon thousands of squirrels marching through the streets, carrying what appeared to be tiny rocket-launchers, out of which fired acorns. They used these to take people hostage and cause general chaos and damage. The squirrel insurrection was televised on every channel, and everyone who had managed to avoid the furry menaces locked themselves in their homes, watching. I was one of them.
No one really had any idea what was going on. And the weirdest part, was that the largest squirrel army was led by a small, white, fluffy rabbit. The bunny looked totally cute, innocent, and harmless.
Then again, so did the squirrels. But obviously they weren't, huh?
Shit, I need to quiet down, I think...
So, this bunny was leading a massive army of squirrels. There must have been a million of them, and they were causing a clear path of destruction, the bunny gnawing the ankles of anyone who crossed it's path. These chewed-upon people where then taken prisoner by the bunny's bushy-tailed minions.
I watched the TV as they came to a stop in front of a massive mansion. The squirrels opened fire on the building; windows were shattered. I never knew acorns could cause that much damage. But that's not the point. The people inside the mansion were putting up a fight; they sent out dogs to chase away the squirrels. But with a simple flick of one ear, the bunny directed a portion of the army to take care of the canine menaces. In an amazingly fast amount of time, the dogs had turned tail and ran back to the safety of the house, and the barrage continued.
Finally, a white flag hung out of a window of the mansion; they had surrendered. The bunny hopped towards the doors, with about 100 squirrels following. The rest set up a perimeter surrounding the house, not allowing anyone or anything in or out. So what happened next is still a bit of a mystery, but we knew this for sure a few minutes later: They had taken Bill Gates hostage.
It was really quite genius. Bill Gates, who created Microsoft, on which nearly everyone with a computer is reliant on for software...it amazes me how the squirrels pulled this off. But with Bill Gates as a hostage, they were able to get whatever they wanted.
What they wanted was to rule the world.
And they got it.
It's now a year later, and the squirrels still rule, with the little white bunny in charge. All over the planet, though, are many rebel groups; I am the leader of one of them. Of course, with how the squirrels outnumber us vastly, and the fact that they have spies everywhere and have even managed to turn some humans to their cause, it's very slow and tricky work, and we must be very careful to make sure that we're not discovered.
Shhh...did you hear that?
Oh no....I think they've found us....RUN!!!!
