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Is there some ancient secret girl code that us guys don't know about? Because, I go to this bar by my house quite frequently, and I've ordered whiskey/colas many a time, and they usually seem to have more cola than whiskey. But tonight, my 'friend' Heather ordered me one, and I could have sworn she winked, or something, at the female bartender, who in turn made me up the strongest whiskey/cola drink I ever had. It was as if by some sort of body movement, i.e. the wink, the bartender new that Heather wanted to get me hammered so she could take advantage of me. So, it led me to wonder, do girls communicate with each other in some sort of sacred tongue that involves no tongue at all, rather body movements or some sort of high pitched vocal sounds that men can't hear?

yea they can talk with out saying ne thing at all its happened to me loads of times

Its telepathic

No, of course not

So, like, the way I met Heather was at my best friend's wedding. She came over to the 'wedding party's' table, where I was the best man, and she asked the bride, her cousin, how her salmon was versus the steak that she had ordered. Once she left, Megan, the bride, leaned over to me and said, "Tired Hiker, Heather doesn't care about the food, she was doing that to check you out." I was like, "whatever". I mean, she didn't even talk to me. But sure enough, it led to certain things. I mean, I'm not complaining or anything, I just want to know where this secret code originated. Do girls have secret meetings and stuff to learn about it?

Once again, no







Hehehe.........

You know something, don't you Blackc@t? Tell me!

She can't tell

it's a secret

thats girls for you!!

Is there a book or something about it? Some sort of tv channel I don't know about?

not that im aware of!

she called you tired hiker?
ooooh, she thinks youre hot

Nope, it's something we all have from birth

How do you know this? Invisible antaennas? Radio frequencies? Some sort of cryptic time code?

Like, women's intuition?

I suppose you could call it that... shifty

we know what each other wants by just looking at each other

thats radge and i dont understand it

wots going on

thats for me to know and you to never find out

one day u will figure it out TH, one day,

















then can u plz tell me

yep, its our little secret

yah,the code.it's the best.

I just as soon assume that everyone knew that. Women communicate with eachother unlike anything that has ever been documented.

you don't have to understand it babe

Men and women just think differently, thats all.

But hey, what if they planned it earlier ?

Besides, Hiker...

Just be pleased with the fact that a girl wanted to get you inebriated and take advantage of you.

shutup


of course there is no secret language

-Giggles some- Just a chick thing! -Smirks

Of course women can speak without actually SPEAKING!

they can! or they say something like 22nd of october and give you a wedgie

Tonight I will dress in drag and find the secret girl code meeting! diva

I know how they do it
My friend taught me


so seeing as i already know, all you girls can just pm me and tell me it

My friends Lauren, Amber, and myself have had entire conversations with our eyes. It's awesome.

wont work... we can smell men a mile away... and youd make an ugly woman any ways.

NICE job of convincing the girls that we "poor dumb men" can't understand the secret code TH.

Sterling work, see you at the secret mens club later.

hey... some guys are smart enough to get it... most of them are gay tho

Wow, you seriously didn't know that? Women have ALWAYS had some sort of secret code, whether it's reading lips, whispers to eachother, notes, eye-contact with guys while whispering, giggling. How much further do I have to go?

^ see... smart man.....

sort of....

you dressed in drag....meet me at my house in my bedroom ....and ILL teach you the code......


but dont plan on leaving though....

thats a great idea!!!! we can get rid of all the stupid men!!!!

Pheonix trust me..I know FAR more then I bargained for by making friends with girls.

cry *chokes and runs off crybaby *

girl....preston is NOT stupid......he is sexy as hell

I think thats cool tho... you at least understand us a lil... most guys dont...

Maybe my lack of knowing is why I've been doing so well with the ladies lately. Or should I say, my 'pretend' lack of knowing! Girls don't like 'know it alls' you know.

I was the manager of a band (for 2 years) that was comprised of 6 girls.

After you've toured in a bus with 6 women musicians you learn more about females than you would ever EVER want to.

*cough* *shakes Zero's hand* welcome to insanity.

Yeah, baby! I actually have some pictures of me in drag as 'Prestina'.

hey...we arent that bad!!!....ok we r

NEVER post them. NEVER. I dont care if they beg you - and they will.. dont do it.

SOME of you aren't....others are the reason why....*locks windows and doors*

You are scared you might be turned on by it, aren't you.

yea.. they give a bad name to women... the only fualt i have (well... that you guys have seen) is I can be a lil too kinky

TH



send them... itll be funny

ohhhhh yeah....i soooo wanna see these pictures.... you know how to use the pm box...

Half right -


I'm scared - that much is true....

Leave the insanity out of my room.

dont go far babe....

So, the only time I ever dressed in drag was at the cafe/pub my housemate's Zack and Brian worked at. They hired me to watch the back door so no one would leave with their beers. We all dressed up as women since it was 'Lady's Night', and I titled myself as 'Prestina, the Back Door Diva.' I would say sh*t like, "who do I have to blow to get a glass of beer around here." It was hilarious to freak people out, though most people cracked up laughing. Then, the cops came and broke up a fight out front and I want out there saying, in my lady voice, "Oooo, look at all these men in uniform. Who do I have to blow to get a pair of hand cuffs around here." My roomie, Zack, was fully diva'd out as well and he had to talk to the cops to tell them what happened. He totally stayed in character and used his lady voice the whole time. Brian actually broke the fight up dressed as a woman. It was classic.

ranting *gets scissors and cuts off hiker's pants* Oh...I didn't think he wore those....normally....*runs off snickering and pounces shellie*

Sorry ladies, I need to scan them and I don't have a scanner right now.

hmmm... I'm not insane... does that mean I can visit you in your room?

"They're coming."
*stares off into the horizon*
"They're coming."

awww.. no fun!

Not without an appointment with the secretary.

Why wink when she can just simply smile at the bartender.

whos the secretary???

*walks into his home and over to his very fine and hard-working secretary, and her two rot wiler guard dogs*

wife....

right....wife....if that what you wish to tell yourself....

Anyway, this is beyond the "secret girl code" anyway.

I suppose so.

exactly right ...


*gives secret girl code to D P : no wife .....its called a best friend.....moi*

*oh... I'm sorry.. I just like to flirt & pick on ppl. nothing meant by it *

I'm sure that's right.

I've had about enough of you... you are a mean person and shouldnt use a key bord... why are you so malicious and sadistic?

*secret code : i understand....just doing my job , so behave *

What do you mean?

*...~sigh~ ok... I hate behaving but for a fellow woman... any thing*

Here is the secret code: 19349556968483827082

How did you acesss such information?

Google

Damn, i scanned one of my 'drag' piccies and it was too big and i messed with it for like 40 minutes and now i'm fed up and I can't to it. I give up.

Thank god

that bites ass ......what about hosting it with imageshack ?

No, thank Mac. If I had a scanner hooked to a PC, it would've happened.

Agreed.

I don't know. All I know is tonight I can try my mom's scanner on her Mac. She has an HP scanner I just need to figure out how to save the images as a jpg once it's in the computer, and then I need to know how to shrink the image. etc.

we need yers...he's a genious with this stuff....

if you get the images saved to your pc , bring em up in paint...i believe you can save as a jpg in there . its how ive done some .

Okay, here's Prestina! Yes, that's me in the middle between Brian on the left and Adam on the right.

Didnt work

what didn't work

His pic

Okay, I'll try it again. I'm the middle diva!

Here's a bigger image to see it better.

awe how cute

I've seen uglier women

We have powers! we're a force to be reckoned with!

yes we are like bats


nah im a girl and i dont understand it

you mean i am the force to be reckoned with

yoda is the force

indeed

yeah