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finish the statement damnit....


IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT I WOULD HAVE NO WARS, SMOKE JOINTS AT WORK, MAKE EVERYTHING FREE, EVERYONE WOULD BE NICE, AND BUSH WOULD DIE!

kmthanxbi!

if i were president the world would be in chaos
wait its already in chaos
no need for me to be president

if i was a guy i'd pee in ur mouth

haha yes!!! your awesome!!!! make em drink your piss yucky!

if i was a sexy b*tch i'd seduce u all...........

if i was a hobo need i say more?

if i had enough money id hire a hitman to exterminate you

but you are im seduced ahhhh!

if i had a car i would run you over.

if i was a chicken u would be my first victim...

if i had a gun
i go rob a store for 50c

if you were a chicken i'd sell you to mcdonolds like the whore you should be. mwaaaaaaa

if i read that message id say u were retarded

thats funny cause mcdonalds doesnt use chicken they use pigeon.

if i was a mod i'd ban browneyed

me too

good job!

wat a nice thread

if i was a cop and carried a gun i'd shot you.

i kno

f*ck you all!

if i was carlos id kill cads internet privilages

if i was you, id learn how to talk

if u knew how to talk id be amazed

lol

if i had a dollar for every dollar i have twice as much
which is nothing right now

if you knew how to shower i'd be amazed too!

ok weird people talkin about weird topics!! im off and not comin back!!!

if i was your father, id teach you better comebacks

w00t way to go caffeine!

im goin evil
if u knew how to lose weight id be amazed

whats with you and caffeine? good god!

if you knew how to wash your face i'd be amazed

mr. zitty thats your name now

if i was you, i'd of stuck to the shower crack

if i was you i'd stfu

that still doesnt override the weight situation u have

ub ubob its over now she won....not!

if i were you , i'd get back to work so i have some meaning to life cus mr ulrich is goin to be pissed

i like my fat.... think you could offend me like that pfft no... you aint shit

ive gone to my max level of evil now im ignoring this thread
hahahahaha
i aint shit and you look like shit haha

thats all you can do yea your cool.

if i were you, id lose weight so i dont die when im 30

if was a guy who drink caffeine products
i would kick myself for wasting so much money...
cause caffeine dont keep me awake when i need it too
dont even WORK!!!

ub ubob penguin wins...

ha! thats your fault im like so caffeinated right now! caffeine is ****ing awesome! no fat jokes please

if i owned a caffeine product manufactuer id kick myself in the ass for ripping people off

if i was caffiene id inject myself into browneyedbitch to get her ass hyper and bouncin off the walls(maybe she'll lose some weight)

why dont you just do that anyway

and who are you anyway.

becuase hes not caffene.

if i was mr ulrich, id kick you out of the shop

wow your gay

wow nice comeback

it was wasn't it. i love this, it is great!

does it look like i care, umm no

no cares what you think anyway

if i was god, i'd neva of allowed your parents to have sex

i've noticed

if i ruled russia back in the cold war, i'd of launched those nukes to keep people like you from living

if i was kicked twice in the groin by brown eye ***** .....id fall to the ground

if i was even kicked once from her, id murder her and burn the body and piss on the ashes

why u so mad???

if i was jerry springer i would have a story
and be paid for not solving ****

** leaves the room after akwardness**

if i was jerry springer, you'd be the main attraction for my next episode

if i was smart, i'd say i shut that girl up

no your just being retarded.... and you are pointless go kill yourself

if i was you id stop the drugs and find a reason to my life then when i cant find it, i volunteer myself to a circus to be a the amazing half gorilla half human

you dont even kno me mind your business you f*ck face

um ya, im kinda sitting across the hallway right now

but you dont kno me.... whoa your sitting across the hall you really kno me holy sh*t. you dumbass

i know ur a druggy with no life who wastes her time on the internet annoying people

ummm no... and if you dont wanna hear shit from me simply igorne me and my threads your a amazing retard and f*ck yourself! you wanna be tough come over here and say it to my face until then stfu!
kthanxbi

please sumone close this thread

if i was penguinbasher id kill myself so the world would be a better place.

hmmm hes not from our room i know everyone in here whos on here go me and my 1337 caffeinated skills!

If I WERE English/American, I would not say 'If I WAS'.

world will be a better place once i get out of highschool and graduate from college

amen to that graduate already!

such wonderful grammar!!

if i were british, i find something else to do then pick on americans and they way they speak

oh oh oh i got the greatest one of all time! if i was in cad id get my work done

Actually I'm Polish.

hahaha very funny.

ive got all the work done i was planned to get done this term

yeah sure and i didnt make a paper airoplane out of the daily announcements

well then in that case u didnt...

i'm about 3 weeks ahead of most the class right now

hey nipples tell jeff to look over here ill show it to him

ok

ha in your face! i was gonna throw it too but mr. valholi said "dont you throw that"

do it do it

well now no life

yeah sure open the door to take ill toss it right in

you wont do it, you wont do it

you wanna bet money on it?

ill bet monkeynipples nipples you wont do it

what am i gonna do with his nipples besides fondle them for awhile?

the make excellent ear plugs and in case of emergencies, ass plugs

Too much bashing in here. Dont do it again.

Closing.