Canadian Moose
That's it. It' s official. I've officially misplaced my sense of humor. Yep.
Knock Knock jokes are lost on me. I'm oblivious to prat falls. I don't get Chris Farley.
Kerry's hair looks perfectly normal to me. I feel sorry for Bush when he stammers out a particularly difficult word.
The word "Lewinsky" has no meaning to me now.
Smiley's just look weird to me...
I mean, look at it - " :0) " <--- what the hell is that anyway?
Lost - 1 Sense of Humor. Answers to the name of Screwball. Fuzzy around the edges, polka dots pink belly and floppy ears. Last seen wearing clown shoes.
If anyone has seen this item, please return it, no questions asked. A small reward will be paid.
Thank you, and good evening.
Sincerely,
Mr. Canadian Moose, CEO of Deadpan Inc.
Knock Knock jokes are lost on me. I'm oblivious to prat falls. I don't get Chris Farley.
Kerry's hair looks perfectly normal to me. I feel sorry for Bush when he stammers out a particularly difficult word.
The word "Lewinsky" has no meaning to me now.
Smiley's just look weird to me...
I mean, look at it - " :0) " <--- what the hell is that anyway?
Lost - 1 Sense of Humor. Answers to the name of Screwball. Fuzzy around the edges, polka dots pink belly and floppy ears. Last seen wearing clown shoes.
If anyone has seen this item, please return it, no questions asked. A small reward will be paid.
Thank you, and good evening.
Sincerely,
Mr. Canadian Moose, CEO of Deadpan Inc.