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I just learned that in the Province of Saskatchewan, Canada, there is a city/town/whatever called "Climax."

Canada rules all.

Can you give other reasons why Canada is so great???

SG, you are on my ingnore list from that post you did yesterday, how do I take you off it? I can't find the thread!

That is not enough reason for you?

Whoa where'd this come from?

Canadians rule! I love their Maple Syrup and their Bacon! Yay!

Go to your Control Panel, and the option tabs at the top should have "Edit Ignore List."

Bacon and syrup are great!!!

canada sucks

canadian Okie dokie, ay!

E.T. phone home, ey! canadian

canada rocks baby!

droolio its sure does!!

eh not ay eh!

go canada!!!

and lil's av http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar7503_83.gif

It's spelled eh schmoll
Ignorant americans can't even make fun of us properly!

Who you callin ignorant eh? eh? eh? eh?

We say ''eh'' in England too. I think its an American thing to spell it ''ey''

The people who don't know what a C.N Tower is

I spell it "eh".


Damn Canadians, don't know what America is all aboot.

thank-you!

Can you give any other reason as to why Canda is so good besides a funny sexually comparable name of a town?

I am surprised the word Canuck has not been mentioned yet.

TREASON!!! GET THEM!

Hockey

Oi what's this all aboot eh????

is there really a place called dildo in canada?

Kokane! canadian Eh!

No comment.

Well, there are many:

1) Health Care
2) Back Bacon
3) Syrup
4) Our Electorial process is a day as opposed to the lengthy crap you Yanks are witness to.
5) 19 vs. 21 drinking age.

Should I continue?

Canada doesnt need an excuse, it just rocks. Everyone but Americans love Canada. Its beautiful and filled with sexy people - what more do you want?

canadian

oh and we also have fresh water that americans would need later down the road.

6) Irene

I agree except for number 4.

droolio and all those awesome reasons!

It's got me and Irene... that is enough sexah-ness right there!

Not to mention driving age

Driving age rules too.

Plus, our national anthem far surpasses all others.

You are wrong to laugh.

Actually, I'm American and I love Canada. When I played rugby, a couple Canadian teams stayed at my team's houses and we partied with them before and after we battled it out on the rugby field. They are awesome people. When my team toured Canada, I stayed at three different Canadian homes with three different families. One family had an entire fridge full of Kokane Beer, which has twice the alcohol of America's equivalent beer, Budweiser. Kokane tasted way better. I love Canada, eh! canadian

Your driving age is 6 months before our's, 15 1/2. Our's is 16, and now the little panzies born in 1987 have to wait until their 18 for the provisional license. Anyone with a provisional can have a car full of people, just don't get pulled over, ever.

Canada is the greatest country to make fun of.


"I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow.....eh...."

"What garbage!" "Well, what do you expect, they're canadian"

"Canada? Oh, you mean America Jr."

"It's not even a real country anyway."

Another reason...

Our beer is not comprised of 75% water.

Yes, but... Climax, Saskachewon!!!

Yeah, to Americans maybe. But not to the rest of the world. To the rest of the world America is the greatest country to make fun of.

canadian Okie dokie!

hahaha!!

Beer blows, who the **** would wanna drink a bottle of piss?

Well, maybe... there is always France.

NEVER say another unkind word about beer!!!

Good for them, I'm talking real jokes from shows like South Park and The Simpsons. Not these "haha, America sucks because they have a stupid president, oh, and they're all FAT!! LLOOLLLL!!! haha" jokes the rest of the world attempts to make about America.

Beer is piss.

Piss goes in Beer.

Beer=Piss

Well, to everyone else everyone else is the greatest country to make fun of. That equals:9
99
999999 countries.

Can you EVER post something that makes sense?

Everyone knows that, ey! canadian And many of us are working to change that image. It's our government that gives us a bad wrap, eh! canadian

beer

How dare you.

That's not the right type of beer to test.

Don't you mean:

How dare you eh? Is it beer you speak aboot? You sir are crazy, ey.

What the hell? How many comedies and shows have you seen that are British or French or even Italian? None, because if you had, you woulnt be saying that.

In Europe, they have far cleverer jokes than ''you are stupid and fat''

you show him scott

Ok so lets recap on how canada is the greatest eh?

1. health care
2. back bacon
3. syrup
4. our electorial process is a day as opposed to the lengthy crap you yanks are witness to
5. 19 vs 21 drinking age
6. Hockey
7. Fresh water
8. Beautiful place
9. Filled with sexy people
10. Driving Age
11. National Anthem surpasses all others
12. Beer is better

Another reason we rule...

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THE MACKENZIE BROTHERS!!!

Enjoy your "golden shower" in a bottle at 19.

WHO THE **** IS THAT!?

jawdrop

Ignorant Yanks....

And as Mr Zero said it once, which was possibly one of the best quotes on KMC -

''They are Lamericans''

i know eh? what this guy all aboot eh?

I've seen Monty Python! Faulty Towers! Dr. Who, the list goes on. Let's not be so ignorant when we are preaching that others are, m'kay! canadian

How come we don't hear much about French Canadians?

I want to go Quebec one day.

Damn Canucks.

You love that Canadian Smile, dont you Hiker?

La Belle Provance...

Je me souisvant.

J'aime francais

damn french canadian they want to seperate from canada pisses me off.

Yes. When I first chose it, I didn't even know it was called the 'canadian'. I just liked the Daniel Boon hat iscanadian all.

It is a great smile.



Yeah, but every Newfie wants a seperation. Thus cutting the travel time to get to Toronto.

i always wonder is it true that CFL has been around longer than NFL????

Newfies actually visit Toronto

Sometimes, Sil. And I think so, SK.

ANOTHER reason Canada rules...

The Horseshoe Falls is WAY better then the American Falls.

Psst.... Niagara Falls.

The beautiful Providence? My french sucks.

Isn't Quebec the home of the Star Wars Kid?

has anyone heard that old newfi going to toronto joke eh????

No, he was born on Tattooine!

HAHAHA!!! Good one Tired Hiker!

Quebec i hate that province.

Classic.

Who... Hayden? I dont know.

Oui.

Brian Adams is Canadian! I love that South Park guy who says, 'the Canadian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions'. It's all out of good fun. Those South Park guys rip on America more than they do Canada. Just go see that 'Team America' movie.

SCTV is one of the great canadian comedy shows.

No..*Spoilers*



they shred jackass celebrities they hate, Matt Damon being mentally retarded, Jaenane geroffalo (sp whatever) being a pain in the ass, Helen Hunt being a hardcore *****, and the list goes on and on. I'm sure the DVD will have some deleted scenes. They did not insult America itself, they insulted the people they hate in it, like the celebrities in the movie, the guy who did Fahrenheit 9/11, and I'm sure Bush will be in the mix soon.

I was wanting to migrate to USA, but after many events that have occured, i think Canada or London is where my permanent residence will soon be.

thats great lil.

Yeah, me too. canadian

And we have, as well as Celene Dion and Alanis Morriset.

I love the Terrence & Philip Episode "Not Without My Anus." The April Fools thing? Best Episode Ever!!!

Ugly Bob...

America is really still Mexico. Many white people just don't know it yet.canadian

Hiker!!! Move to Climax, Sasketchewan!!

HA HA HA HA funny TH

Now that is a country I would migrate to if I ever leave America! Viva Mexico!

Canada not good enough for you, WindDancer? schmoll

Yes, I loved how they start that episode out how everyone was complaining that American humor is based on fart jokes! Then instead of showing part two to 'who's Cartman's real father', they leave you hanging and show a Terrance and Phillips episode!

whip2flirt1

Im coming to Michigan in june and I'll be coming to Canada for a week, i wanna meet you cry

I love to visit Canada, but to live there? No, I'm more of Hot weather guy

The courtroom scene at the beginning was terrific! The evidence:

Hair sample, blood sample, nail clippings, a piece of your shirt, a day planner with the murder schedual, a Hiku entitled time to kill Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyre.

Dr. O' Dwyre
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer.

sadwalk

cry you promised you drive up to see me as well cry

i wanna go with

So you will go see Irene but I have to come and see you? I am not worth the effort?

I shall say Good day to you, Miss.

Im not gonna be able to separate myself from my friends you know, im going to be in USA origianly, and Canada only to see for a bit.

Wow... your sarcasm meter is way off today, huh?

hug

The day I am mad at you Milla is the day Satan needs a toque.


Psst... a toque is a hat that protects against the cold weather.

hug Yeah, in that case i cant wait.

Silver and LB in the same place at the same time! God help us. There could be a massive make over of piercings and drool! droolio

Just kiddng, ladies! I hope you two do meet and I know you'll have a blast.

OMG I just told my housemate were having an argument about Canada, and she put some Brian Adams on.

It's not an arguement, it's a celebration, eh! canadian

Ok, she changed it now droolio

i started wearing my touque

Shadow King, your Siggie is ultimately the grossest thing I've ever seen on KMC. I love it!

thanky you TH. maybe i should have some canadian siggie now.

Canada Canada Canada!

CANADA

canadians are liked a lot. what if canadians were the rough people and americans were still the peace keepers eh?? how would North America be Eh???

I like canadians


but your sig is slightly disturbing cry

you think i should change it too something canadian???

that is definately an option

but i dont know what should my canadian siggy look like.

or just.... anything

nah i want it too be canadian so i wont change it unless its canadian.

I am so creative

wow thank you but i dunno.

what
is it too extravagant for little old you? diva

nah its too plain not creative enough and also i dont want to change my sig right this second.

hows about.... the flag alone

CANADA IS THE GREATEST......
But we need better healthcare......

Canada, eh? Theres plenty of Canadians to go around at my college...I just love that Five Iron Frenzy song about Canada..."They've got lots of mooses and sled dogs, lots of lumber and lumber jacks, and logs! we all think that its kind of a drag that you have to go there to get milk in a bag!"

thats cool.

shadow king...its hard for me not to barf when i look at your sig...

lianslo what you talking aboot eh?? you could just not look at the sig

lol, i'm trying. but it almost has that car wreck effect...where you can't help but look.

i hate it when your on the highway and some crash happens and then one loser has to stop and look at it which causes a traffice jam.

are you indirectly calling me a loser?

no i am not.

alright, just checking...*starts listening to the five iron frenzy canada song*

*starts listening to Lordi music*

*starts listening to a canadian rock radio station*

now we're all rocking

yep true

Lordi is a finland band , and it rocks!