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sarah or jahdia for me

luke

Gaylord. Can you believe that beople used to be called that???

Nigel

Lesleyann

Chantelle. Kyle, Pocahontas or any other name which conjurs up images of teen single mothers shoving buggies while wearing tracksuits and covered in bling bling while smoking a ***.

^ Stacey, Vicky

Uh, Jeremy, cuz that's mine and I'd like my kid to have his/her own identity...uh Ludwig and Bartholomew as well.

And I figured Gaylord was a given

Boris, Leslie or Eugene *shiver*

GAYLORD HA HA

Gaylord Focker

Well my mom said that she was thinking of calling me Eskalena, which i would not want to be called and i would never name my kid Dick....I never got why people did in the first place....

i never asked my mum....i didnt want to know

My dad had a pretty crazy idea of what to name me if I had been born a girl!

I was out shopping the other day and I heard a mother shout "Madonna, come back here!" at her kid. I really do despair.
Other bad names from the buggy pushing brigade: Britney.

My bro was nearly called Zedric

nice

Stella

fanny

Dogbreath

cheese pie

I would

really? what would be the ethics behind that?

Dick

I work beside a guy called Ian Dick. When I started he asked me where I lived. I said "Motherwell" He said "I've got relatives in Motherwell, do you know any Dicks from Motherwell?" Yeah, quite a few.

Sebastian and richard cus the nickname for that is Dick

Theres all of those nakes from the simpsons (when they prank call moe):

Hugh Jars,
Al Caholic
Mike Rotch
Homer Sexual
etc....

boy ....
Clam
Dick
girl...
vagina

The people who live either side of my house are both called Dick.

I live in between a pair of dicks

HAHA
see thats why i dont want to name my child ( if i have any ) Dick ..

Boy:Horatio

Girl: Bertha

no offense... but Bertha sounds like .. an old lady name ...

lololol birtha

that's why I would never name a child that

oh ... this is a never name .. jeez .. there soo many name threds .. i cant even think !

lolol poor u. pats u on the head and tells u everything is alright.

i would not name my girl hortense
i would not name my boy hubert

HUBERT

I'd never call my child Sh*tbag

Humphrey
Cindy

i would NEVER name my child Hubert, Phillippe, Joseph, Georgina (ewwww), Mary (what a random name)

petunia

osama

Saddam

Douglass
Osama
Hussein
Boto
B!tcH
F*uck
Sh!t
and 3902813204810938words that dont sound nice!.

.

gaylord
dick
fanny
vagina
osama
sadam
adolf

mudge, mildred, barbara, fanny and some others that i cant remember right now

mildred

Marylin
osama
saddam
a$$hole
pothead
crackhead
sh!thead

And theres loads more but Im not going to type them right now.

yeah, well nobodys gonna give their kid the name sh!thead or a$$hole.
or are they????

What he said.

I would not call my child elizabeth (unless of course it was a girl)lol

i would NOT call my child

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Angus

Aww thats a cute name.

that's PI...

i'd never call my child John...or Etebaldo or any strange Brazilian name.

loads of south american people are aparantly called Jesus.

yep tis true

my bellybuttons called moses

Hey moses.

my nephew was going to be called noah

Ester, Chaniqua, Manumaliuna

Girl-Payton, Elizibeth, Kate, Erin

Boy-James, Daniel, Robert, Dillon

Boy ~ Jack
Girl ~ Jill

ummm i also wodnt call it louise or hill ehehheeh

There used to be a Spanish goalkeeper called Jesus. Jesus saves but Figo scores on the rebound.

he doesnt speak

OH, and ETHEL, BETHEL and all names like that are

Deborah
Pontius
Casey
Chelsea

Bartholomew
Marjorie
Lionel
Bertha
Job
Rufus

jeremy or kevin its a boy and kate or serena if its a gurl!!!!

but its pronounced " he zeus"

Rufus

mandy. or amanda. or hilary. eeeeeek. :P

Boris


never

kevin!!i love that name

Archibald
Mortimer
Adolph
Norbert
Ernest
Zanzibar
Englbert
Fanny
Herbert
Igor
Ophelia
Isenbard
Enid
Jethro
Bertram
Cicily
Gertrude
Bernard
Cecil
Sam

the list could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Bjork :

I don't even wanna think about naming kids (again).

Hmmmm......

Boromir or Faramir, cruel as hell, Frodo, Samwise, Pippin, Merry, Bilbo, Smeagol!!!!!!! That, would be, hilarious!!

Well, basically ANY of the male names out of LOTR, coz they're all rather lame..........

john and beyonce

nothin wrong wiv john! theres a john that i know and hes lovely

orlando

Orlando WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

orlando.............noooooooooooo sad name

i would never call my kids tabatha or elroy ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Never Leroy, Jamaal, Tori, Latoya, any old school black name actually.

Hey, what about Tupac Shakur?? Lush guy, but please, evil parents!!! Oh, and Shaquile O'Neille.......... crazy

boys> Jeremy, Ryan, Steve, Jason, Michael (too plain and over used)

girls> Taniqua, Sharmika, Angela, Gladys (just plain hideous)

Humphrey hahaha....such a horriable name

I agree with you .... (if i have kids) I never want them to have overused names.....they are so old nowdays!