The Sad Life Of A Penis

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m!$hA
i got this in a text message from a friend, so some of you have probably heard this but anyway erm maybe a little laugh for you happy



THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS

i only have one eye,
my hair is a mess,
my skin is wrinkly,
my relatives are nuts,
my neighbours an a$$hole
and my best friend is a cVnt.

SallyGirl
well now thats rather strange hun

m!$hA
youre the horny one messed

SallyGirl
bananasbananas

LordKerrigor
uh....... oh! *rummages for a quote* here some where..........

BrOwnEyeDBitCh
haha those bananas are getting it on!

SallyGirl
so simple minded

JToTheP
What....The.....****!?!? As if a penis thread wasn't bad enough, banana sex is out, WAY OUT! Now THIS is why I'm never up at 8:30 AM.

SallyGirl
party09party09party09party09

JToTheP
Alright, enough with the bananas, no banana sex before 6 PM.

SallyGirl
dunce.................bananasbananas

JToTheP
It's 8:57 AM, 6 PM is a WHILE off.

m!$hA
my thread cry has been invaded by crazy newbies schmoll

Raz
Umm...please keep your posts PG-13...

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