Symbiote in the DC Universe

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Cosmic_Beings
I remember that my friend used to have a DC comics card. It was of the Carnage symbiote that came to the DC universe somehow, and fused with somebofy there, and that person was named Berserk or something, and he looked like Carnage except he was silver instead of red and black. He faught Super Boy a few times. Does anyone know what I am talking about, and can you provide more information?

Don't say that I don't know what I am talking about, because this really did happen.

Cosmic_Beings
Does anyone know?

Cosmic_Beings
Wait, nevermind, I finally found it.
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/bizrnage.htm

FeceMan
You've got to be kidding me. That is pathetic.

pr1983
is this character real or some kind of joke?

Nataku8188
Amalgam.

Mane
Bizzarnage is an amalgam of Bizzarro and Carnage. hes the gayest one ever. i have Spider-Boy #1 and i wont read it because of the disgrace it brings to Carnage.

Cosmic_Beings
Is it really that bad?
He looks really cool.

Nataku8188
It's stupid and hes on like 4 pages. He talks in the second person (Me do this, me do that) and is mildly retarded. It sucks.

Cosmic_Beings
It should have crossed with Capcom, like in the video games.

Nataku8188
No. thats gay too.

Cosmic_Beings
No. It's not. You're gay.

Nataku8188
Damn you figured me out...

-_-"

FeceMan
Actually, that is not second person.

Second person is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure: "You walk into the dank house, stirring up small clouds of dust...

Do you knock the crack whore out with a wrench? If so, turn to page 73.
Do you take some of the narcotics she offers you? If so, turn to the next page."

Bizzarnage is only butchering the English language by using the possessive pronoun "me" in place of the personal pronoun "I".

Arachnoidfreak
FeceMan is Back?! Sweet. Intelligent comedy, with a subtlely morbid twist.

FeceMan
smile

I announced myself in the symbiote thread. Dive on in and get yourself a mental disorder; it's all good...

We're waiting.

Nataku8188
can I get a serving of Dain Bramage ?

Captain America
What what?

FeceMan
Eh, I guess he DOES look pretty cool...but it is still a bad idea.

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