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I bought a guitar. It is a telecaster. It needs a name.

It looks kinda like this, only darker:

http://www.ronsmusic.co.uk/Images/Fender%201995USA%20Telecaster.jpg

Its nice. I don't think anyone should name it, but you. Reason being that its yours.

Thats sexy!

Is it Gibson?

Name name....? Hmmm...is it a she? If so then call her Electra!

Balez.

Well, I'm obviously going to decide in the end, I just need ideas.

lils> Nope, it's a Fender. I think it's female, though

hows about face melter?

no its a Fender. name it Horatio.

I so agree!!

ok, here is how it works, for fenders, acoustics r guys, and electric r gurls..and based on the style, it needs to be somewhat conservative...i think u should name it Aimee

^I'm going extreme: Strata Blaster 3000

D-Double> sweeeeeet...

Girally> heh, never heard that before. Helps, though I'm pretty sure it's female even without that rule

Hmmm.....

The renagade, or
My right to rebel or something like that...

sorry a bit to rage addicted..

how about SALLY

That's alright, I'm also Rage addicted... Ooh, I know, Maria!

That actually sounds good.

It's a RATM song, too

Why a Fender?? crycrycry

hahaha i have a westfield

i dont like Fenders. Gibson all the freaking way! beats the crap out of Fender anyday.

i like my ESP alot.

why dont you name it...."Ugly-Ass Guitar!"

why did you buy a telecastor? for the same amount you could have gotten an epiphone les paul. i think that is the dumbest thing i have ever seen someone do.

Damn Straight. Fender is far too over rated!

i have a cheapo encore strat copy, but am getting a hamer sfx2 at xmas

All guitars should have girls names. Call her "Trinity".
Though my Epiphone Les Paul is called "That f*ckin piece of shite that can't stay in tune!" Through no fault of my own rubbish playing of course.

NAME IT MAYNARD droolio


or ronny

Electra!

Trinity!

Jupiter cry

Although I like "Emily" as well.

Maynard

You can always name it after me

name it apollo.

MAYNARD

I HAVE THE BEST IDEA! NAME IT MAYNARD!

Nivek can I steal your guitar? cry

Because I hate Les Pauls. Especially cheap-ass imitations that aren't actually made by Gibson. Dude, you don't really think I just went to the store and chose one at random... I played almost every guitar in the whole damn store. I happen to like the way Telecasters sound better.

I come from a Fender family thank you very much

Ronny> I can't name it Maynard, it's a girl Paz maybe, she's cool

Alana>

but but


does it have a 'gina you dont know if its a girl

Name her....uhm.....Galileomajesticotina! Or Heather....



Weeee! I have a Fender! A Fender Stratocaster. Whoop! Come to think of it, she doesn't have a name yet, either. *goes off to think of a name*

It has a little hole where it plugs into the amplifier!

Male guitar - Excalibur
Female Guitar - Geisha

ok then name it ........ Maureen

Or you could name it after me

...since you won't let me steal it...cry

I'll consider it...

my name is better

Mine's more unusual

mines prettier

No, mine is

I KNOW! Nivek could name it after both of us

YEAH

Maurlana......... somthing or other

that sounds funny

And the dumbass award goes to....Darth Revan!!!! Congradulations! Your a moron! Epiphone isnt a cheap-ass imitation. epiphone is made by gibson smartass!

Aleen?

Epiphone is to Gibson as Squier is to Fender. just a sub-brand.

at least he can spell congratulations

dont be such a jerk cry

Aleen sounds cool

im not being a jerk. revan has been on my ass ever since i started here. i thought it was time to give back what he gave to me. sarcasm is like the gift that keeps on giving.

yeppers

Aleen

Hes not really a guy who just 'gets on a guys ass' for no reason he usally has a reason

Nivek, we have named your guitar

he left cry stupid boy

cry well, he'll be back eventually...

and then we can stalk him

he's never given me a reason.

I realize that "imitation" was the wrong word... But Epiphone IS the cheap version of Gibson. So, by buying an Epiphone Les Paul, not only would I be buying an instrument that I don't like, I would be buying the shitty version of it

And I have given you a reason, which is that you make stupid, snide remarks about everything... If you stopped doing that, and got off MY ass for a change, I might decide to be nice to you.

so basically you dont like me for my personality? hmmm....

No, I never said that, all I said is that you make too many wiseass remarks about other people for whatever reason, which seem more malicious than funny. Tell ya what, I'm willing to call a truce if you agree never to insult Fenders again

i have a fender dude. i have a strat. i just dont like telecastors. ill agree to a truce.

now kiss and make up

Ronny, I don't think he even noticed that we named his guitar for him...

Well, if it makes you feel better, I've always prefered strats to teles, until I tried playing a tele

No more retarded arguments then, this is a good thing

Ronny> No thank you shock

niether do i


you know your would really get along if you both took of your shirts , got all wet and started making out

Oh, I did. I just forgot to respond while I was chewing Haggis out (sorry dude )

Oddly enough, I kinda like the name you've appointed me with

...Ronny? You okay?

Again, no thank you

Aleen

now dont play her to hard and ih wear her lowww

Yay

Well I've got to go, my sister is b*tching Plus I'm exhausted and in need of sleep. Bye!

please it would really make my night

dont go

YEAH!!! im great

i just had chicken soup

Chicken soup is the ****in' SHIZNIT!

Yeah but im out cry *sigh* the onlything left inthe house is catfood

I'll pay you ten dollars if you eat it droolio

Ten imaginary dollars that is

no im notthat hungry

Guess who's cool? Trent Reznor droolio

NIN IS THE SHIT droolio

I'm listening to it right now droolio

lucky bastard droolio




i love his voice especially in closer to god droolio

Yeah droolio

i live in the town wear the deftones originate droolio and tesla



goodnight