If you were the oppisite sex....

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charlit
what would you be like???
we were talking about this the other day...

spyrokinesi35
what the hell kinda thread is this? I wouldn't answer this ever!

CandyKoRn
well, that'd make me a man.. so probably any with ****. big grin

Lone_Dragon
Uh...I dunno? O.o I don't ever wanna be a guy x.x

Ronny
erm the ones i like now

id be a gay boy naughty

CandyKoRn
lol hehe stick out tongue

charlit
thinking hypotheticly...

spyrokinesi35
I can't even think of anyone hypotheticlly

Darth Revan
If I were a straight female, I would be in love with Brandon Boyd. I'm on the verge of it as it is. I cannot resist his incredible beautiful Incubus-ness... droolio

Ronny
give into it nivek droolio he owns you

charlit
ok i changed the question ^^^seee first post

Mane
if i was a woman, i would be expirimenting with many different types of masturbation.

not.

CandyKoRn
yeah you would.

Mane
what make you think so? naughty

CandyKoRn
lol... well anyman in there right mind would..

I would do the same only opposite.. umm.. yeah.

Mane
mmm...guys are limited to your basic vaseline, lotion, sock, towel. ya know, the basics. girls have more of a variety of options.

CandyKoRn
yeah.. doesn't mean it can't get messy though.. embarrasment

I always wondered why people said guys could never get enough socks..

I recently found out why..

eww..

Mane
i like...shifty




sandpaper

Elektra_lover
That must hurt mane

Tired Thins
I would probably be like the diva in the middle! stick out tongue

CandyKoRn
lol

Kohldia
I'd probably look like this guy here:

http://www.megafriends.com/pics/87/17968287.jpg

Darth Revan187
wtf

spyrokinesi35
well,
1.I would go get laid
2. see If I could actually get a taxi
3 start a bar fight
4 go into the women's restroomwink1
5. go get laid again
6.talk to a guy and point and laugh at his man-boob s which are larger than mine





p.s. this is all If I was a girl of course

Kohldia
1. I'd be a great dancer,
2. Nice at times,
3. Totally popular,
4. Work at some cool place...I dunno

Darth Revan187
If I was a female I would have sex with Spyrokinesi35. smokin'

Kohldia
lol u men are all the freakin same

tikimaster
hows that

CandyKoRn
sexsexsex and moreeee sex

Darth Revan187
i am not a men

Clovie
if i were a guy i would ask myself out no expression

Darth Revan187
i would ask u out too

Tired Thins
And would you except the invetation? Inquiring minds want to know. stick out tongue Or would you turn yourself down. eek!

Clovie
really? laughing out loud

huh what do you mean?

Darth Revan187
^ Sure would Sugar Pants ^ happy

Clovie
wulvy happy

Tired Thins
What I mean is, you said you would ask yourself out, right? Well, usually when you ask someone out, they either say 'yes' or 'no'. I was wondering if you would say 'yes' or 'no' to yourself, after asking yourself out. Basically it was a joke. embarrasment

CandyKoRn
lol awww it was funny.. .. um.. stick out tongue

Clovie
i geussed it is supossed to be a joke but you used to difficult words for me bag

and of course i would say YES big grin

Tired Thins
big grin

If I asked myself out, I'd play hard to get, then, just when I were about to give up, I'd jump my bones! laughing out loud

Clovie
laughing

jump your bones? huh

Tired Thins
Like, 'she jumped my bones' is the same as saying, 'she was all over me' or 'she seduced me' so to speak. wink

Clovie
i'm not sure if i understand confused

Tired Thins
Like, if you want to make out with someone, and I mean, kiss them or whatever, and you know they want to make out with you, then you might just 'jump their bones', or 'get on them', or 'hook up with them', or 'make out with them', or 'attack them with love'. smile

Clovie
clear now happy

Tired Thins
big grin

Clovie
big grin


i think i would have great time dating myslef no expression

Kosta
If I were a woman I'd stay at home and let my imagonation run free.

m!$hA
id be really romantic in_love

PrincessRiuiGrl
if i was the oppasite sex, i would be able to date!

Antoinette
If I was a man I would dress in drag and get a sex changelaughing out loud!

Or I could be a lazy fat man whos 45, who sits on a lazy boy chair and who complains to the tv! laughing out loud

Ronny
thats what my dad does no expression

Antoinette
laughing out loud..its simialr to my stepdad

lil bitchiness
Well if i was a guy, id deffinitivly be stupider than i am now.

Mr Zero
If i were a girl posting about being stupid Id think twice before using the phrase "definitively be stupider"

ToMacco
If I were a chick, I would play with my vagina all day long, because I'm sick of playing with my balls.

lil bitchiness
Wait...i dont get it. Did i write the sentance wrong? Phrasing?

What I meant was if I was a guy, I would be stupider than i am now as a girl, simply because i would have been male.

It was...not ment to be serious.

Besides, Id be as smart as i am now, reguardless of the gender, but thats because its me

LordKerrigor
if i was a chick id rape myself every half hour lol

lil bitchiness
What? Do you understand the concept of rape?! Do you know what it means?

The rape means to force another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse!

Key word being force

Its an act of rage not passion!

Think before you post such things! And rape is NOT funny.

LordKerrigor
lol ok how bout......

ClaraG
i think i'd be exactly the same, but a male version

PrincessRiuiGrl
i would be the same too! just i would be able to date if i were a guy and my mom even said that i would be able to! i was supposed to be a male and not a female.

mc pee pants
i'd get laid whenever i want to. oh, and i'll make a PBS special on how to find the clitoris.

carnival_junkie
if i was a member of the opposite sex i could no longer be a proud owner of a vagina...

and that saddens me.

Jackie Malfoy
My guess is that I would acted just like my boyfriend!A rebel a troublemaker and be weild!
That is what I would be if I was a boy.I mean I am like that aready but I still like alot of girl stuff.So taking away my girl things that I like and acting more tom boyish!

You got me a boy name Jack!JM But I am happy to be a girl! Happy Dance

PrincessRiuiGrl
what is up with people like privte spots?

BadKitty
I'd be a ladies man...100% pimp allot cool

m!$hA
and id so totally date you eek!

Mighty Yoda
heylo misha

m!$hA
hey wavey

Mighty Yoda
did ya miss me

BrOwnEyeDBitCh
if i was a dude i'd tell yall to suck my d*ck

didleedee
if i was a girl id be me with a vagina, wich means id be mean to people and at the same time nice and considerate, id be athletic, but instead of bein happy, id be moody cus now i have a period and would be highly subject to PMS

LordMortis
if i were a girl, id head to the nearest lesbian bar stick out tongue

R0B
I would eat an ice cream cone? smile

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