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Please?

dude, its midday!

But it's 4:15 am in California! Tell me a story!

what kind of story cry

i got one

TRhere was once a farmer named joe
he bought a reliable hoe
he dug up the ground
and guess what he found!!!
....fu.ck all

I don't know. Any kind that will make me tired and sleepy. It seems eggmayo might have one, but go ahead and post yours as well. I could read it for future use!

looong long time ago, once upon a time there was a lil tired thins..

he was a very naughty boy and always caused trouble

one fine day he woke up and he was in some strange place.

which turned out to be raz's bedroom

I'm a bit more tired now, but I'm still awake.

Okay, that one woke me up even more now.

erm.. like the one about the little red hoe in the hood?

Yeah, sure. It might work. Little Red Riding Hood? I didn't know she was a hoe.

Once upon a time
I had myself a lime
I ate it raw
and guess what i saw!
A naked TH on my roof!
He danced and he pranced
he trew me his pants
so i went and called the police

i've tried

have this instead http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

ok, this is part of what me and my mate jordan wrote for our gsce coursework

Tootie frootie
TH wants some booty.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pie.php

This story is set once upon a time, in a magical, make believe place called Jamaica. One fine day, a Rasta (tm) dude called Bob, who had just finished smoking away his daily allowance, was called by his Mum to take their cow to market to swap for some food. But Bob, getting to market, was 'tricked' into swapping the cow for some 'draw'. When he got home, his Mum was not very happy, and threw the 'draw' out of the window. The next morning, Bob could not believe his bloodshot eyes! Outside his window, a giant 'spliff' was poking up into the clouds. He quickly got dressed, throwing on his usual baggy trousers and brightly coloured Rasta (tm) hat. He then dashed into his back garden and started to climb the giant 'spliff'. When he got to the top, everything went dark, then Bob reopened his eyes. Bob took a step back in amazement. Bob was standing on a giant cloud of 'ganja' smoke! Through the thick white smoke, Bob could just see Jimi Hendrix in the distance. Jimi came over and started to hit Bob with his Strat, until Bob fell over.
Bob breathed in some of the 'smoke' and they lived happily ever after.

these sites are disgusting. what's wrong with you recently?

It won't work for some reason.

man that took a long time to type... damn you TT! you made me sleepy!

the second one is just too precious!

that is one of the scariest things ever.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php

i think we lost preston.

he obviously liked my flash files ^^

THIS shitte is FUNNI!!!!!! :rofl:

My computer crashed, I tried to respond, but it crashed. This story will do it. Thank you!

Kosta!

I think the flash files crashed my comp, I never got to see them, oh yeah, i'm supposed to be asleep.

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

MY flash files? cry

wow, my story has changed the world!

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/madhamster.php cry

*cries*