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AS we al know, Christmas is almost here, and that means its tiime to set up our wish lists? What do you think Lord Voldemort Would most want for christmas?

1.a green care bear
2.a new ste of robes
3.a sweater made by mrs.weasley
4.for dunbledore to die a slow and painful death
5.a bag of sour skittles.......

everybody get how to play?

6: Gummie Bears (he likes to bite there heads off)
7: Harry potter dolls (so he can practice killing him)

8.a makeup kit
9. a 'Sasha' bratz doll

a pink tu tu I think he would love to be a ballerina

A new diary

a life

A new body so he can mingle freely with other wizards without needing Pettigrew's help.

people who actually like him, maybe...

a subscription to the harry potter fan club

a cute little kitten wub

how to be a dark lord for dummies

a hilary duff cd.Knowing that her music is just as evil as he is makes him feel better.

~ His own pair of Harry glasses compltete with stickytaped part

The Fab 5 to make him over.
'I am the grooming genie. I grant you three wishes. No nose hair? I do it.'
'You don't have a complete inventory of all your couture?'
'The theme in the kitchen appears to be: A bomb went off.'
'I mean it looks actually like you're nuts. And if you weren't here to represent yourself, I'd think that, pretty much, we'd found him and I'd call the police.'
'We're stressing out the staright guy! Wooo!'

I love da Fab 5

A brand new wand that won't regurgatate its victims.

1. voodoo dolls of harry and dumbledore
2. pins to stick in voodoo dolls
3. plastic surgery (hehe)

he would want jkrowling to finish the book faster so he could know his destiny

Thats a good 1 hhhhr

I think it will go alittle like this:

KILL HARRY!(Written 1oo times in best handwritting!)
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!(Again)
GET AN ACTION TOY OF HIMSELF!
HAVE A MOVIE STARTING HIM AS HIMSELF!

And that is all I can think of right now.JM LOL.,

lol

Get an action toy Good 1

Thanks!JM

I made up a funny one


Note to santa:

santa? i want these things if it isn't to much trouble

toy train (i have always wanted one)

a mask (harry doesn't want to play with me any more because of the face on the back of my head)

a sweater (it gets cold)

a wand (i wanna show harry some of my good curses...and i PROMISE,I wanna be friends with harry,not kill him)

a girlfriend (no one likes me cuz i got my butt kicked by a kid!)

fluffy pink bunnie slippers.

a bright red jumper with a lightening bolt across the front

a friend
a fluffy bunny

A friend thats good

1 A New body ( I am soo tired of being stuck in the back of that stuttering guy's head)
2 A new Wand that won't regurgetate my past victims right in the middle of a duel with Harry Potter (that is soo annoying)
3 A warm coat so I don't freeze to death while Wormtail is carrying me
4 A bat so I can beat that Malfoy kid over the head for his cheek
5 More Death Eaters (Malfoy and his boys got arrested, so I have three spots open)
6 A magical eye of my very own (I envied the one used by Mad Eye Moody)
7 A date for the Yule Ball (I havent been in ages)
8)My own broom
9)A cloak to wear when I go out at night
and 10) A supply of chocolate frogs and every flavor beans

Good 1's

Thank you, thank you, we aim to please, sir.

Sir

lol miss cool...miss
VOLDEMORT'S REAL WISH LIST
1.cookbook (i love to cook when i am sad )
2:a notepad (i love to write poems by the fire)
3.a blow up doll (to get my groove on)
4:for harry potter to like me
5:for a wig (i love to feel pretty)
6:lilo and stitch the movie (so cute!!!!!)
7:a new wand (pink cuz pink is my favorite color)
8:hearted underware (my other ones are with lip marks,i need new ones)
9:bunny slippers (it gets cold out here in the forbidden forest)
10:a computer (i like to look up porn....it makes me feel sooo good )

LMAO!!!!! Great list there! And I apologise for getting FNC's gender wrong, I thought she was a he.

lol!

a pretty pink feather boa to go with his glenda the good witch outfit

lol

hahahaha

A stripper that looks like Hermione.....

i think thats on Rons wish list

good one tigress

A new cloak to keep warm during those cold months when he is stuck in the old Riddle house with no electricity.

An autographed picture of Salazar Slytherin

A new never used enchanted diary

i got one!!!

some new pink underware

thanx hhhhr hun 'grins'

ok..i am gunna do something a lil different...this is voldemorts LETTER to santa:


Dear Santa,I want these thing..i am afraid if you can't get them for me
i'll cry,i really want to be able to crap....must be that cheese snape gave me from last year.a new wand...you have no idea how lonely i get...so i made use for the wand.a doll...i never can get my mom to goto the toy store with me...as she is dead.plastic surgery,i realllllly want this fricken studdering dude's face off of me.stamps and envelopes,i want to write all of the people i have killed and tell them i am sorry,and plz...plz...tell me the number for 911.

sign Voldemort


SANTA'S REPLY:

Dear Voldemort,**** YOU!

sign santa

some second hand neon pink fishnet tights

lol to all

Voldemort's wish list:

the fab five
new clothes
botox
deodorant
a face
new set of teeth
rasor and shaving cream
toothbrush and toothpaste
AND A PINK UNDERWEAR PLEASE!!!

The world (duh)

a glow in the dark fuzzy teddy bear (he is scared of the dark.... awww)
a sparkly electric blue mini-skirt (to go with the tights)
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to get a girlfriend'
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to dress like a muggle'
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to conquer the world: barney style

The new Eloms toy that sings "e-l-m-o" so he can dance along with it

Harry Potter Voodoo doll............

He He Good 1