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*converts*

Woot, I got a follower!

Technically Maynard has a follower.

I love this man. He is a musical genious, and im just listening to Schism right now.

There is no such thing as a ''bad tool song'' It simply doesnt exist.

I have to agree that Tool is a great band. However, I think we all know what the greatest band of all is..
cough*metallica*cough

I know

Sorry gotta majorly disagree. Metallica doesnt hold a calnde to Tool.

But thats me, my favourite band of all time, is Tool. Tool comes before glassjaw - do the math - for those who know my love of Glassjaw.

Crap,
Im gonna get killed dammit!
I don't own a tool CD!
cry
I need money!

MAYNARD doth commandeth thee that thou shalt go out of thine home and purchase Lateralus...

...This is sad, did I mention I'm not satanist anymore?

Wow, sounds like you were really serious about your religious beliefs

shutup, my mom made me get baptized!

Laterlaus is my favourite album!

As in... she wants you to become a Christian?

Well what else?

Well it was kinda vague... Wow, that really sucks. I feel for you.

if you start your own religion...and get followers...then you dont have to pay taxes

Really? Whoa, I should do this in real life too!

Oh sweet merciful Keenan! I am a heretic! fear

Twas two summers ago, back in the fair meadows of ye olde southside Phoenix, that I and four other young, foolish fellows took it upon ourselves to commit the loathsome act of covering 'The Hollow'.

I beg you high-priest Melvin, absolve me of my sins. I repent! cry

*gasp*

The Lord frowns upon such activities! Yet he is a merciful god... Thou art forgiven. closedeyes

ooooooo whree do you sign up

I've been practicing Maynardism for some time now

Same here!! whip2flirt1

*officially converts to Maynardism*

I've been practicing it for a while...but may as well make it official

nahra

dance

break it down!!!!

thats a joke right?

its the truth

it quite far from it...

i agree.

i think Metallica beats Tool with their eyes closed. Metallica are legends. sorry, Milla.

I stand to disagree...

I would have said the same thing but I didn't want to get tarred and feathered

Metallica ownz tool

of course you do. what kind of person would you be to actually agree with me.

bullshit mettalica cant paint themselves blue and get away with it

and maynard has a prettier voice

James Hetfield kicks ass.

Metallica could amputate thier limbs and get away with it

James sings awesome in S&M

TOOL IS BETTER HANDS DOWN

I like Tool much better than I do Metallica

but Tool doesnt hold a single fraction of the talent that Metallica does.

Tool is OK Metallica is GREAT

Maynard will send you to HELL for that lie dear boy

and alana has the same veiw as i tool is my favorite band EVER

I must be one of those lowly things that crawls upon its belly, close to the ground, because I don't listen to those bands...

Crawl Jordan Crawl!

( what DO you listen to?)

what is so good about tool?

jawdrop

i was wondering the same thing

ive never seen them do anything classic or awe-inspiring...

Everything is so good about Tool

They are awe-inspiring to me droolio

I love their music, I love their sound, I love their lyrics...

...and Maynard's voice is damn sexy. Right Ronny?

i think this is an issue of fangirls.

i would bang him like a hammer droolio

...did you just call me a fangirl?

I think we can agree that Nivek isn't a fangirl So therefore your 'issue' falls apart.

Nivek never said "i would bang him like a hammer"...

sometimes i wish nivek was a girl so we could share clothes naughty


teeheee

oh come on if you were a girl youd say it too

hes so frucking sexah

ok...

No, but I'm sure he'd agree that Maynard has a great voice droolio

Something wrong with your jaw, Alana?

Oh my goodness gracious me

Alana> that I would

How...could you...not...listen to Tool? It boggles my mind

Ronny, you crack me up

*ignore*

I just haven't listened to them before. No one has suggested them to me and I've never heard their music anywhere.

you do know i was kidding , dont you

Well they kick ass so I suggest you go and listen to them NOW

Yes, of course

Kickass sig btw

thank you
i made it all by my big girl self baby

We ALL have kickass sigs....

and you could too!
(yes i know its a shameless plug but its what i do!)

Make me! *ducks before you throw something*

I'll make myself a new RATM sig after Halloween

hehe

Tool is REALLY REALLY good. I'm seriously shocked that you've never heard them before...I've been listening to them since about 1995.

Sometimes it really shows you're 15.

Metallica cannot compare to Tool because Maynard alone exceeds the talents of all Metallica put together.

but isnt the new APC album meant to be all covers of other songs? - not read the whole thread so dont jump on me if this has been said before

Tis true. As much as I like Metallica, Tool make them sound pathetic by comparison. Listen to Stinkfist, Pushit or Schism and you'll understand.

No no no... MAYNARD is god, these guidelines don't apply to MAYNARD. MAYNARD can cover whoever he wants to, because he is the Lord thy God.

I love that man.

maynard

well im sorry for that than.

Maynardism is clearly going to the dogs schmoll

I'm totally converting to Corganism notworthy
Forget Maynard, Billy's baldness is unparalleled

The other Billy is cooler cry

holy Mellon Collie & Infinte Sadness! i forget Billy H cry

Battle of the baldies droolio

http://www.rockmusica.net/palsa/photos/0103tool.jpg
http://www.thumpcity.com/Images2/Howerdel.jpg
http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/concerts/corgan.jpg

droolio

Metallica makes tool look like New Kids on The Block

Ya think so huh?

I'd love to see you try and prove that, I really would

Tool makes yo momma look like a parade just marched out of her vagina

Metallica is a ledgendary metal band. Tool is a mediocre rock band.

thats bull shit
mettalica is old and stale, Tool is fresh and crips

Gah! That man just called Tool mediocre! *cries*

*comforts Nivek*

I'm just saying I've never been blown away by anything they've done

*pats back* its going to be ok cry he is insane and has no idea of what he speaks

ALANA IS HERE yay




*gets out fork and stabs slipknot *

this coming from the poor boy sporting a slipknot sig

Yep, Alana is here

I have... I like Metallica alright, but Tool are many, many times better.

*tosses marshmellows on the floor and preforms a rain dance*

does nobody notice my wacked posted on marshmellows and vaginas cry

And that is coming from a girl who said she could relate to Good Charlottes music

*lights a fire to toast the marshmellows with*

I agree with Nivek, I like Metallica but I like Tool waaaaaaaay better.

no schmoll

i said that months ago before i discoverd music my dear and i am ashamed of my past

my rain dance is going to ruin your fie scared

Most everyone has embarrasing pasts, dear...hug

And it's special fire

no offense, Ronny, I have nothing against you, but SlipknoT is a more credible member when it comes to music.

why thank you Manebye

you made me fall out of my chair!!!!
its one thing to say Metallica is better then Tool

But if you say SLIPKNOT is better then TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!
YOU ARE DECEITFUL BEYOND ALL IMAGINATION

No offense, but you really have no right to make that kind of statement.

Ronny has officially stated that she no longer cares for such crap as GC, NFG, and Linkin Park schmoll

Its wata proof

its only my opinion. if you dont like it, i dont care.

Kidz Bop volume 3 is better than Tool

I never liked new found glory

.....





..........

there is no hope for you

I wouldnt go that far

...

That's just wrong. Plain and simple.

get ........help.......... now

Ok!!

"There is no such thing as a ''bad tool song'' It simply doesnt exist"

There's no such thing as a "good" Tool song. Every Tool song is excellence. If you don't agree you either don't get the music or you are just dumb. Yes, that's a judgement call.

While I hold Maynard as high (maybe higher) than every one of you. I think it goes against Maynard's very ethics to worship him in such a way. But, I defend thee and hope thy religion fairs well.

-AC

Flees from MAYNARD's glory to find his Holy Word written on compact disc and converts.

Says fan of Metallica...

Silly, deluded people...

W00t! I got posts!

#1: Metallica is great, but TOOL baked, and took, the cake....
#2lipknot dissapointed me with their new CD, i hated them before i heard this one, and must concede they have talent
#3:RatM is WAAAAY too political, and repetitive to be good
#4:Metallica cant detract from Tools greatness, as tool is the #1 band EVER, even over Pink Floyd & Ac / Dc

#2: Slipknot *

Billy Corgan SUCKS so does his band

Edit button...

*bump*

In my philo class today two of the guys in my class and I were talking about Tool

you will DIIIIIE shockand i will pull the ****ing trigger RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's only a bad thing to be political if you don't like politics. And RATM are hardly repetitive. I hate it when people label a band as "repetitive" because their songs all have the same sound. If they sounded like one band one day, and another band the next day, they wouldn't be RATM. The fact that all of a group's songs have the same general sound does not make them repetitive.

Besides which, Tool and RATM are buddies-like, they've done several collabs together

Yes they have. Which rocked my socks right off and out the window.

i throw things out of my window

I throw things at people

Don't throw any sharp objects, somebody might get hurt! msn-oh

I like to throw shoes It's fun.

*throws pencils at Nivek* clown


LANA COME JOIN IN

*chucks pencils*



whistling

W00t *ice cube*

I painted my fingernails. They're pink

mine arnt anything

w00t.

*listens to 3 Libras*

droolio

*does the same * cheerleader

I loooooooooove that song.... droolio