The Government goes through forums

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Cosmic_Beings
The government goes through forums. It makes sense, they want to know what the people out there are talking about, what they are thinking, how they feel, what they have to say about the election, and George W. Bush, and the government itself.

Here, in this thread, tell the government what you want to them to read.

Darth Surgent
^^ He's a political operative. Get him.

Cosmic_Beings
Yeah, I have stolen thousands of movies and songs illegally, plus I have tons of illegal porn on my computer, and tons of cocaine in my cabinent and oven and some in the wall. Come and get me.

Darth Revan
Dude, the government monitors everything on the internet. Not just so they know what people think and stuff, but also to make sure we're not... *looks from side to side* terrorists

Cosmic_Beings
If the government comes to my house, I will officially pwn them

Afro Cheese
I don't mean to sound retarded but what does pwn mean? I've seen people say it before but i thought it was just a typo.

Nazgulinthedark
uh...when i grow up im going to be a politician and be filthy rich smart stick out tongue

§pearhead
it's quasi-leet language, the official internet jargon of people who stay on the computer too much yes it means "owns"

TrAnCeDuO
pwned is an alternate spelling of owned...owned is...well...the picture speaks for itself.

Afro Cheese
Oh... I guess I gotta brush up on my Internet slang.

Cosmic_Beings
So that's what you want the government to hear?

carnival_junkie
pwn = own = to defeat someone...


it's nerdy speak.

Cosmic_Beings
Why do you have to say that when five people already told him, and he aknowledged that he already knew what it meant?

carnival_junkie
i didnt see their posts.
i saw his, quoted and replied.
my apologies.

BadKitty
alright enough of that

this is for our government shakeit

quotagirl
Not only is this a funny thread, I've also learned a new word!
laughing out loud

Darth Jello
hmm, ok. george bush and his whole family are a bunch of scum-****ing coke snorting genocidal mother****ers who do nothing but **** other people over. Cheney is a balding bastard who's ashamed of his own daughter and masturbates to photos of central american massacre victims. all democrats and republicans think the same. rush limbaugh is a fat drugged out moron. michael savage should be ashamed to call himself a Jew (me being one) considering what a racist ***** that fat bearded **** is.

ok...

Darth Revan
How is this a funny thread... It's common knowledge that the gov't monitors internet use

Darth Jello
oh, and ashcroft is a black, jew, arab, and gay hating religious bastard who's afraid of cats and probably molests children.

Jackie Malfoy
Vote Bush for 2004!He is prolife and againt gay marriage!
Who in truth would do a better job then the one he is doing?No one!So if I was older enough to vote I would vote Republican!jm Happy Dance

yerssot
more reason not to vote for him


EVERYONE! eek!


good, so you still got time to educate yourself eek!

oh and use the Bush-thread

Silver Stardust
You beat me to it, Yerss...

So the gov't reads forums. No shit. Not only do they monitor everything, but forums like these are open to the public -- anyone can read them.

yerssot
thanks, I'm quite fast you know... for a computer... and slow in other things

and forgot to add:

OH NO!!!... THE GOVERNMENT! eek! NOT the government! eek!
oh wait... I don't live in the same country as ...THE GOVERNMENT eek!eek!

Silver Stardust
laughing out loud

I don't know why people make a big deal over things such as the gov't reading through forums which are public and anyone and their dog can read eek!

yerssot
is it ... SUPERDOG? eek!

Silver Stardust
He can fly, too eek!

yerssot
a superhero is born
he can save the states from doom eek!

Darth Jello
i just think the fbi has better things to do, such as investigate malicious software and corperate criminals. I mean the only thing that can take them further back into the 70's is a fascistic cross dressing director

Jackie Malfoy
Thanks I will!JM roll eyes (sarcastic) Happy Dance cool

Filth
The government does not go through this forum, as i have said before there is no government they are controlled by a higher power who watch everything we do through satellites and "Biometrics" but this higher power go through this forum in face they go through our mail phone calls and yes even text messages!

Cowboyography
Vote Bush or go home to communist China with that hippy pico *** Kerry!!!

Filth
I do not see what all this is about it is already decided who wins the elections by higher powers its pointless who you vote for they have fixed it

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