The Office Game!

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Samurai Guy
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

ONE POINT

Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINTS

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.

Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.

Corran
Some additions

ONE POINT

Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

Dont use any punctuation.

Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.

Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen

THREE POINTS

Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

Everytime you get an email, shout ''email''.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Keep holepunching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.

Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any p*rnography websites.

FIVE POINTS

When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.

During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a sw*stika.

Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassedly, then lean in to the machine and whipser loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

Blade.5
Cool, If only I worked in an office... As a matter of fact, I dont even work yet...

Corran
I'm on 14 points already big grin

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