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Hello, welcome to KMCSAL. Thins, here, at your service! What'cha need? I'll be happy to give it to you based on your good or bad credit!

I'm giving away money, people!

ill take it all.

My records show you have terrible credit, you have outstanding debts from previous loans, so . .. . . you qualify!!! *gives all the money to eggmayo* Just pay it back someday, if you can. Nice doing business with you! Next.

give me money!

i got it all!
*buys kmc*

Hi.

Can I have a job?

you can be a corporal in my private army if you like

I already gave eggmayo all the money . . . . from one drawer! *opens another drawer and throws hundreds and thousands of dollars at Alias Neo* Just pay it back whenever!!!

walks back *forlorn face* can i have some more money please sir?

Yes, you are my right hand man, SG! All you have to do is give money to people in large sums. If we get robbed, just give them money too and let them know that we are here to help and that robbing KMC Savings And Loans is pointless because . . . when you rob from KMC Savings And Loans, you are robbing money you don't really have to pay back anyway, so in a sense, you are really only robbing from yourself.

Sure, just sign here! *holds out form* Oh forget it. *throws form in garbage* Just take some more money! Take it! Take it!

ahh... if only halifax was like this

Wait a minute, eggmayo.

*give more money*

You forgot this!

wow! yay!

Hey, eggmayo, we are short on 'tens', may I please buy some from you for these 'fifties'?

go for it

Thanks, EM!

We are giving away free snow cones to every person who takes out a loan, just so you guys know.

can i just take a snow cone?

Dude, you get like as many snow cones as you can eat! You are my number one customer, and customer satisfaction is my number one priority here at KMC Savings And Loans!

*holds out hand*

more money!

*takes freezer full of snow cones*

*hands Storm and Alias Neo a bunch of money* Okay, you know the rules. Just spend it wisely, and pay it back whenever you can. If you can't pay it back, don't worry about it. Just . . . . I don't know . . . . just eat a snow cone! Oh wait, eggmayo took the snow cones. EM! Can't you just buy your own snow cone machine??? Oh, yeah, I can just buy one as well. Psh.

Sorry, can' t pay it back

*grabs money and runs*

You don't need to run. Our policy is that we don't expect to be paid back unless you want to pay us back, silly!

In that case...

*holds out hand for more*

*hands Storm like, too much money to carry* Oh, here, have a snow cone!

snow cone no

my account number, now deposit it

Oh, you see, we don't really have accounts here. We find it easier to just, sort of like, wing it. Know what I mean? It's like, accounts and stuff, that just makes it too confusing, so just like take all the money you need and when you need more, come and get more. It makes things more simple here at KMC Savings And Loans, where numbers confuse us.

i need $30,000 please . is that to much to wing ?

Here, take it! Pay it back, only if you want to! That's how we do things here at KMC Savings And Loans! It's all Raz's money anyway. He has a tree in his backyard that money grows on!

in that case ill take 50 grand

Hell, take a mil!

a...mil.....


*faints*

can i have 83 million!? thats how much the lottery is and a snow cone ? and another snow cone for benjamin

Of course! Take three snow cones! Get crazy!

im bringing my buisiness here more often

Let me tell you about our new KMC Home Buyer's Loan, (KMCHBL). It basically entitles you to a home loan that you don't really have to pay back, unless you want to. It's that easy! To quallify, you must eat a snow cone!

*gives benajmin a snow cone*

and if i eat 2 or 3 ?

Naz, is it okay if benjamin is the bank's mascott? All he is entitled to do is give pony rides for kids on Saturdays, and eat snow cones. Of course we here at KMC Savings And Loans will provide a plush pony trailer with all the amenities, like the Pony Hot Tub, and The Pony Massage Table, just for Benjamin!

For every snow cone you eat, you get a house! It's really just that easy! Because we here at KMC Savings And Loans truly stick to our motto, which is, "Why pay back a loan when you can just eat a snow cone."

really ?


my favorite bank now

We also have 'Vacation Packages' that are completely free! As long as you eat a snow cone.

wait...there's a catch isnt there ?

yes...you have to sell your soul

though preston will deny that

Of course there is a catch! There's always a catch, folks. In this case, here at KMC Savings And Loans, the catch is . . . . you have to eat a snow cone.

any flavor of my chosing ?

We have all flavors! Even Vodka flavoured! And seasonal flavours like this month's 'Pumpkin Spice'.

cinniman baby spice it up and ill except

You got it!

yay i can buy a house now

hmmm can i "borrow" half a ton of pot?

i would like *puts pinky by mouth* one Trillion dollars!

*turns sign from closed to open*