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Hunchy's Movie Reviews

It's hard to say just how Hunchy's review thread will pan out. At first glance it's a little too frenetic - At first simply a long listing of movies he thinks are worth watching with no comment. When "encouraged" by his "fans" for more insight he responds by another bloated post listing even more movies with simple one sentence reviews that boil down in many cases to not much more than a tagline and a thumbs up.

This is in fact not such a bad way of reviewing films - it has a certain charm and style and is at least quicker to get through that Cinemaddictions endless bloody waffling - but I think the watchword here is "too much too soon" - ease us in gently Hunchy or your going to lose us before you get going.

Solo's Big Pimpin Review Thread!

Spelling & punctuation are lax and he manages to review the Grudge without even mentioning that it's another in a line of western remakes. Doesn't give much of an indication as to why he thinks the film fails - just that he didn't like it.

The thread is peppered with bitter acrimony from Hunchy (watch he and solo go at each other like two drag queens fighting over the last false *** is the most fun this thread offers) and a long winded post from Cinemaddiction blowing his own reviewing horn. Worth reading only for the sound advice from everyones fave horror forum mod, the laser-like legend that is m'man backfire. Yo my peeps!

Johnny's Reviews

Johnny reviewed Die Hard, Hidalgo, Star Trek: Nemesis & The Whole 10 yards. Nobody ever commented. Ever. Not once. I like to think that since then Johnny has been swinging on a rope in his room slowly mummifying and that his parents haven't even noticed yet. What a loser.

hunchy sucks more, cos he thinks kill bill is a trilogy.

Ignoring the fact that my entire thread is an attack thinly disguised as satire please refrain from personal comments about the reviewers and restrict yourself to factual comments which can be substantiated.

Thanks for taking part tho, your input was very valuable.

hysterical you are killing me

why thankyou. I could pretend I'm nonchalant but truth is i near died myself writing this crap. Its good to have an audient.

Im so tempted to use my mod powers and move this somewhere - unsure where yet, but im on mod holiday - so its gonna stay untouched.

do we have a trash can?

Game recognizes game, no?

you know it.

Jesus Christ this thread is awesome.

just another example of Mr. Zero in top form...

I'm reading this post but all Im thinking is "titty in the sig file"

Its Ditas titty too! Happiness.

"Ditas titty too" is my new mantra.

I love when I inspire - which is all the time.

woah i just realized Zero's SIG is of the movie Legend!

where's the Cruise??

Please stay on topic or this thread will be moved to the basement.

I'm sure i speak for all of us when i say What?

Oh you meant SIG.. My bad...

I cant find a pic of the cruser I liked - but I will add him as soon as I can find one...

You're the one that started the t!ts talk! I even removed it so it doesnt get you distracted.

On topic - I agree with all(most) everything Zero said. Great thread

this should be on off topic

somebody HAD to go and say it...

Argh! This is not gonna get moved, alright.

Besides, GDF was originally meant for socialising not exclusively on topic conversations, so it will stay here.

Sheesh!

well to tell you the truth i dont know what kind of threads should stay in the General Forum.

But by reading your thread it seems better suited to the off topic section.

But if all the mods agree that is should stay then it should.

That was before the creation of the OTF. GDF has been labelled differently from then on.

indeed i agree

You're the bestest most fair and beautiful mod ever.

This is OTF material. There is nothing here that requires a discussion involving others.

Moving...

Oh and Mr Zero - play nice and quit the bashing.

Well, F the GD OTF and the GDF. MF'ers keep this S up, then I'm gonna go A.W.O.L...A.S.A.P..Ok?

Muppets.

I did not get any of that!

Excellent Cine! haha

You are also the bestest most fair and beautiful mod ever.

I Loooove the muppets!

Oh I see how it is....

and you are...?

Mmmm, harshness.

That really turns some women on.

Great thread Mr Zero!

While Cin's thread might have been the most informative, Stormy's thread was my favorite, because it raised the bar on the unintentional comedy scale with his reviews.