Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

I have it was so cool cause the kid got so scared

Yeah, I was rough housing with my best friend one time, he wouldn't quit messing with me, so I body slammed him onto this bed where he bounced off and knocked his nightstand over. He outways me by about forty pounds.

today i body slammed a freind of mine

my elbow went strait into his two little buddies

Doh!!!

^Yikes!!

i didnt mean to

No, but I dangled my friend Charles off a bridge once

I've DDT'd friends many times.

yes we do it all the time in jiu jitsu...i love the fact that im a scrawny 135 5"7' person that can throw people 2-3x bigger than me.

That is bad ass! When I become famous, will you be my bodyguard?

ill take it under consideration.

no i don't body slam ppl, i tend to do alot of going behind them and putting my arm around their neck and nearly breaking their necks doing it tho

Fair enough. I plan on becoming a porn star and I will pay you top dollar to protect my assests!

you can always learn yourself you know... but then again i wouldnt mind getting some action myself.

I got suspended for doing that in 5th grade to one of my friends. But I didnt do it hard and it was a joke but those bastards still suspended me

But I'll be too busy making porn, and I don't want to get bruised. Bruises are gross in porn. Okay, I'll stop this nonsense. I'm not sure where it might go from here. My bad.

This one time in middle school, I body checked this kid into the wall, and I almost got suspended for it!

and to think i did this in front of teachers too , once my friend nearly went crazy on me tho because i nearly killed him , he counld't breath and was choking, i was holding way too tight

nope

last weekend, i was at a swimming pool and me and this lil 6th grader were in the dressing room talking, and these 3 gurlz cam in and wanted to beat the shit out of the gurl i was talking to and they are WAY bigger than her, so i stud up for her and slammed the biggest into and locker and puncher in the nose, the other 2 gurlz got left after that.

congragulations you beat up a few little 6th grade girls

i never said that the chick that i beat up was a 6th grader, i said that the gurl that they wanted to beat up was a 6th grader, i said that the gurl that THEY wanted to bbeat up was a 6th grader, the toerh gurls were 8th graders like me.