Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

In a world of crime and injustice, 2 sexy figures stand alone...ready to do battle with the forces of evil. 2 Men, whom every woman wants and every man wants to be...(and well, certain men also want to be with, but that's a WHOLE other story) 2 brave, gorgeous heroes, fighting for the weak, protecting the poor, and setting fashion trends worldwide. 2 men....Samurai Guy and Canadian Moose ....ready to protect the world against their arch enemies....ugly people....and Garden Gnomes.

They are, The Super Sexy Scottie Squad and they are here for YOU.

*Magnum Pose*

Samurai Guy!

*Blue Steele*

Canadian Moose!

Damn those garden gnomes...

*screams really loud and giggles* droolio

Garden Gnomes? Where? *narrows eyes, clenches jaw, in super sexy concentrating' face*

Ladies...Ladies...really...


Ooooh...a quarter...*bends over to pick it up*

I'll stop them! *Magnum*

*Gnomes stare in amazement, and explode as they cannot handle the beauty*

Can I be the nerdy guy who hangs out in the back of a van with tinted windows, inventing weapons and gadgets for you guys?

Of course....your name can be like McGuyver, but we'll call you Rita for some odd reason.

Good Job Samurai Guy! Cell phone tap! *taps cell phone with Samurai Guy*

Here is a list of our Mighty Powers!

1) Well Spoken
2) Knowledgeable about everything
3) Really, really, really.... rediculously good looking. *Magnum*
4) Winning smiles
5) Can manage to change another persons hairstyle simply buy licking the tips of our fingers and kung-fooing it.
6) Chisled ab's
7) Stunning features
8) Able to withstand a fire in case of a freak gasoline fight.
9)Incredibly well dressed.
10) Great hair.
11) Superb confindence due to our being really, really, goodlooking.

Oh god....

*takes pics* photo

Yes...we hear that all the time...but really...we're just two ordinary men, who happen to be RIDICULOUSLY Sexy.

surrreee.....keep thinking that sweet cheeks, maybe it'll come true

You question my sexiness? HOW DARE YOU!

My sexiness is not in question here...*Blue Steele*

It's okay. You know what will make us feel better?

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!

You're so right.

To the Sexymobile!

*hops in the sexymobile!*

*tosses on Wake Me Up, Before you Go Go!*

*magnum*

I, Rita, have invented a new weopon for you guys. It's a laser gun that you shoot at ugly people. Once it hits them, not only do they turn good looking, but they also begin meowing like a newborn kitten! Okie, I'm Rita. Byeeeeeee for now!

*drives off in van with tinted windows*

LOL!!

You two...

Now it is a Super Sexy Crime Fighting Trio

Can I be the evil gin-i-yus?

*Ultra chic cell phones rings*

Yes? *deep frown* We'll be right there!


Quick Samurai, gun it! There's a woman on the South side wearing white.....and it's after LABOUR DAY!

Lets roll!

*throws down his Ultra Stylish shades and guns it.*

Thanks Rita. You're the best.

This will defintely help, SG...ugly people have feelings too.

Can I be the sexy female sidekick? I'm good at kicking ass...and I love coffee

*Rides along sexilly, singing*

My best friend told me what you did last night! Left me sleeping, in my bed, I was dreaming but I should have been with you insteeeaaaaad

Hmmm....can you handle being around THIS all the time?

*Blue Steele!*

Oh, no prob.

omg...it hurts...please make it stop....laughing....this...hard....omg....
hysterical2

New Squad name....


THE SEX-MEN!

What about....this!

*MAGNUM*

Pose all you guys want, it won't bother me

hmmm...must be an eclipse.

Wow....*applauds and weeps*

but the sign on the office says...The Super Sexy Scottie Squad...

Oh well...

I'll handle that!

*gets white out*

*taps foot impatiently*

Well? Can I join, or what?

First they give us Alpha Flight....

Now we have the Canadian Ambiguously Gay Duo....

Great work Canada!

You're just jealous that you are not really, really, really, rediculously Good Looking.

*Magnum*

Strike a pose

*confers with SG*

What about the skirt? Should we let her in?

*BLUE STEELE*

*Twirl*

*BLUE STEELE! BLUE STEELE*

I dont see why not. But the K-Mart outfit must go.

*Claps, opening a secret wardobe*

Pick.

you guys are great!!!

having ...uncontrolable fits of.....laughter here...

Agreed.


And something HAS to be done with that makeup and hair.

*stamps foot - bringing forth a secret beauty salon*

Pretty neat that we have all this in the Sexymobile isn't it? Or did we get out?

K-mart outfit?

Just don't do anything to my haircolor. I like being a redhead, thank you very much

*Cell Phone rings again*

*Sexyring........Sexyring......*

Moose here...

Good GOD!

*contorted features that still look sexy*

SG, Garden gnomes...at the Sexy Boutique! They're harassing the staff...!

Garden gnomes?! They must be stopped!

(and I must go take a test stupid math class...)

No, NOT math! Save it, it will do nothing for your sexiness....which has really gone up a notch!

To the Sexymobile!

*magnum*

Indeed!

Now she needs a pose too.

.o0{where the hell WERE we}

To the Sexymobile.

*Blue Steele!*

At the Sex-Men Station.

SG...it's not a STATION! That is so....gauche....


*slaps him for his unsexiness*

oh god what is my hubby up to now

It just fix the motif so well.

I don't know what came over me. I'm sorry. *looks at himself in the mirror*

*BLUE STEELE*

It's all better now.

ooook.takes scott's coffee away from him............Moose your leading my husband astray

There is nothing ASTRAY about him dear. He's one of the SEX MEN.

*BLUE STEELE*

SEX MEN?

*Magnum*

The Sex-Men!

Scott you know i love you but i have made you an appointment to see a shrink

*snorts laughter behind his hand*

whip

I'll be back when I can.

Gotta run for a bit.

Do I smell that bad?

*BLUE STEELE!*

*MAGNUM!*

Hey Partner....looking good.

*finger gun shot at SG*

Not as good as you!

*Wink and Gun*

haha, in some thread it was me and ST. one of us had fire powers, we could set people on fire... the other had water powers. so we could have hours of fun setting people on fire, putting them out, repeat

haha, fo sho *makes whip sound* i only read the first page, so i dont know much, but DAMN THOSE GARDEN GNOMES AND UGLY LADIES!!!!!!!

i support you 2, especially you mrs samurai guy... so, KILL THE FUGLY LADIES!... i mean, the garden gnomes

LMFAO!!! Mrs. Samurai Guy...*shaking head*

It's a draw.

*big wink and a hair straightening*

Oh, yeah! *adjusts clothing*



Mrs. Samurai Guy?

But when you're beautiful you don't NEED to use fire or water...


*BLUE STEELE*

See? shifty

*giggling hysterically*

S'ok buddy, I know who wears the pants in your relationship....

her....

It's true, but lets not make it a public event.

*Magnum*

you're right. Sorry.

*apologetic Blue Steele*

It's okay. And to show I forgive you, let's go out for....

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO'S!

Cool.

*hip bump*

Allright my main man, I have to vacate the premises. I'll be back tomorrow and sexier than ever.

Ciao.

I'll hold down the fort.

* screams some more about general sexiness* droolio

Hey! Keep your pants on.

*signs an autograph*

There you go.

I, Rita, have invented a new cologne for you guys! Basically, you put it on and as soon as a woman smells it, she takes her clothes off and humps your leg! I think you will find it useful in your crime fighting endeavors. Okie, I'm Rita! Byeeeee!

*drives off in white van, tinted, yeah*

Wow! Its like the Axe Effect, only to the millionth degree!

*passes out from being given an autograph*

Oh, damn. I killed her.

*Magnum*

Dorks

*Gaps!*

*magnum*

I'm gonna go stalk tom welling now droolio

go for it

Nice. Good job Rita. I knew there was more to you than good looks.

*Applies cologne and sets off to find a woman*

Wait, Canadian Moose!

There are people in the downtown area, and they are wearing SOCKS & SANDALS!

good GOD! *turns quickly towards stairs*

*Blue Steele*

We've got to get down there.

To the Sexyelevator.

CANADIAN MOOSE!

*Magnum*

I'll take the sexy-pole!

*stops*

That sounds soooooo bad.

*resumes sexy run to the elevator*

*Does really sexy jump onto the pole*

I know it sounded bad... that was half the point. Quick, these socks 'n' sandals fiends must be destroyed.

*door opens on the main floor. SG slides down the pole. The duo pick out the offending sock-sandal wearer like a criminal in a police line*

There! *points at the offendee* You go around to the side, and I'll come up front. Slowly though, these guys are often oblivious, and startle easily. Put on your game face partner.

*Blue Steele*

*Magnum*

Game face on, partner.


*Sneeks around to the side, hidden behind a motorcycle*

*nods*

Sir? SIR! *large man wearing tan sandals, white socks pulled up to the knees, green shorts and a hawaian shirt looks his way*

You are in direct violation of the Ugly people/Bad dresser standard, section 19B. Please move directly to the nearest bathroom where we will re-adorn you with sexy clothes.

*Man licks his lips, looks at the duo nervously, and lunges at SG*

*Magnum*

*Man stops mid-lunge, frozen*

There will be none of that, good sir. Should I float him there, CM?

Lol scott! Its Mr samurai girl....after all you took my name

Good shot SG!

Yeah...float him there. I'll get the wardrobe. *pulls off a tiny wrist transponder and pushes a button. A closet appears from the wall, with thousands of designer outfits*

Sir, this is not going to hurt at all...

*notices that due to the man's enormous girth and weight, SG is struggling with levitating the man. CM runs up beside SG and looks at the man*

I'll give you a hand SG.

*BLUE STEELE!*

Thanks! I needed a hand.

*sweat starts to pour off his face as he struggles*

Ummm...SG?

Oh, sorry. I thought you were taking over.

No no...I was merely helping you...and this guy is a little heavy...

Thats like saying the sun in kind of warm.

Speaking of which, we have tanning appointments at 3. Also, you're scheduled for a face wrap and peel, with Gretchen.

Dont you have a massage, manicure, and pedicure today with Yolanda?

Yes. This afternoon.

She's such a peach that Yolanda.

Ok...back to the task at hand...

*Moves man to the floor and snaps his fingers, changing him from frumpy to humpy*

*Sneaks up on SG and CM, cocks legs and urinates special fugly bird magnet pheromone spray over them*

*snaps*

And new clothes and full hygene are ours!

*sniffs* Infidels. They think they can stop us...*laughs*

*gives SG the super sexy secret handshake*

Damn those sexy soppy hero's!

*does some groupie things and throws a bra at the duo* droolio

*slithers over, puts an arm around her waist and stares in her eyes*

*BLUE STEELE*

you're looking beautiful today..

always diva
well not really, but when in the presence of the sexy duo, one must make an effort

No no, there is no effort needed on your part...you are turly one with us...

I feel flattered droolio
So question, how many people are part of this duo now?

A pox on their sub-par sexiness!

Well, there is only the DUO, SG and I, but we have our minions and bra flinging groupies.

Speaking of which, here is yours...is it COLD in here?

*Magnum*

Damn straight my sexy brother...

Let's go be sexy.

But we are always sexy.

I didn't say it was my bra
It's just a bra

Touche!

*Blue Steele*

I'm working on a new look too...it's gonna blow you away.

Damn...

And I know it's just a bra...but without one....oh ferget it...I don't need harassment suits filed against me.

Oh god you really need help scoots

There's so much 'camp' around here no one can see you guys for all the tents...

I outfoxed you Moosey

That has never happened before...

*falls into a deep depression*

I was thinking to myself if this thread cud bece any gayer! All we need is carson in here

Camp is good. It can be sexy. Why ya'll gotta hate?

I dont hate! I'm just a dog doing dog things...

I have been practicing one... let me try it.

*LA TIGRE*

What do you think?

Whoa! *Is blown away* clap

The way you do that thing with the eyebrow...amazing.

Ok...here's mine.

*EXCALIBUR*

*pauses*

Sorry, my body had to recover from the momentary paralysis the sheer sexiness that look was. I mean.... jawdrop

It's a little rough around the lip area, but I'll get it down.

Clubbing tonight?

There is no place I would rather be.

right you two this hot chick is outta here for an hour

*Super sexy secret handshake*

Woops...the sexyphone is ringing

sexyring......sexyring....

Hello?

*hands it to SG*

It's for you.

Right-o. *salutes her sexiness, in non "I'm totally checking out your wife, dude" way.*

I'll take care of him.

Eyes off my Kool-Aid!

*takes phone*

We'll be right there.

It was your mommy. She is being attacked by.... ghetto children. They look hideous.

Dude...I'm totally sorry. I was just acknowledging it man....

Mommy? In trouble?