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By "modification" I mean gently steered back toward the light side of the forum :0) You know, the occasional locked thread, or mild warning, or redirect, etc...

I wont asked who has been "Modsmacked", because, well, most of those people arent here to tell the tale :0)

I think I have been modified by lil bitchiness (or sweet sexy momma ...It was one of my first days, and I made a comment about her not being a real b.itch to which she retorted that I didn't know her, so how could I say anything about her)
Strangely, I dont think I have ever suffered the wrath directly of WindDancer, given that he's such a BADASS.
And, of course, still havent been able to get Raz to come out and have a beer with me... :0)

Who has "Modified" you? Be nice, please.

Raz, lil bitchiness, BadKitty, Tex, Storm, WindDancer, BackFire, Tired Thins, Paola, Kes, and the list goes on, too.

Good Gravy mate...you have issues.

but you're damn sexy!

Oh, no. I have never been in trouble per se, just had the friendly reminders.

I am a good boy! hypocrite

And not as sexy as you

That Bastard! ranting

Go on with you! It's equal footing my friend. We rock.

We are sexy bitches!

I had not been modified yet.So far I am still on the dark side of this forum!
Someday someone will come and bring me to the light side of this site but until then.I am on the darkside!
See yu around!JM Good question through!

Right on brother!

Right about now, the funk soul brothers, check it out now, the funk soul borhters...

*does a little catwalk strut*

JM? Jive Moose?

*thinks* ummmmm.......well...there was...no wait that wasnt me...oh oh oh what about that time when....*stops and thinks more*....nope...wasnt me either.... i cant remember a time ive been "modified".....hmmmm .

No it is JM For Jackie Malfoy!I like your avator through it is cute!JM

You're such an angel...hysterical

Ahhh...sorry. I didn't make the connection.

i just know when to good.....

and i know when to be REALLY REALLY good

I heard that you were really REALLY good all the time. dev

*break dances*

Kes, BBK, (closing threads, bbk deleted my pics from pics thread on my request )
Raz (most of ppl know what happened bag)
Paola (no comment)
Tex (no comment)

no idea who else... Milla maybe?

Raz (most of ppl know what happened )Raz (most of ppl know what happened )

I don't...

you don't?


hmm.....*searches for link*

what lil bird has been singing in your ear ?

it will give you general idea

confused1

Holy Shit...so, what happened?????? You're still here...

It's more like....who's been nibbling and whispering in my ear?

Ive been banned by tex, warned by backfire and others and edited by Raz & LB. Mostly closed/locked by Paola and Lb. Paola made me like it - and LB made me crave it... whipcrack!

LB made me crave it


I can well imagine...droolio

yeah, i am. but not still. BACK.

wallbash

WHAT?

i've been banned. as you can read there.
but raz has good heart and he allowed me back here

Right. So you're not banned anymore...

if i were i wouldn't be here now

Well, congratulate me on stating the obvious. I was just wondering when you said you are not BACK, what that meant?

you're such a smartass

i said i am back but not still. coz i wasn't here in the meantime

Moi? angel_not I was confused...

Ok, I understand now...

Well, I am glad you are BACK!

i noticed

yeah. i'm glad too

I'm not as stupid as I appear, I just play the role well.

indeedly.

when have i said you're stupid?

Oh Clovie, don't take everything I say so seriously. I didn't say you did, I was just referring to my apparent slowness.

okaaaay

hug

This has been one of the most decidedly confusing conversations I have ever had. Now I've confused you.

Let's start ALL over.

Hi, I'm Moose, I like long walks on the beach and polkas.

Believe me, you are by far my favourite person that i love to ''mod'' and not want to ban!

weep

I was thinking the same thing....

How can you say that in the presense of the sexiest posters here?

It doesn't make sense does it?

Oh come on, I cant tell Mr Zero ''Oh your knees b!tch'' and use the little smilie i use praywhip2queen because it doesnt have the same effect, cos Zero is all non smilie friendly - so when im ''modding'' Zero im all non smilie usage.

lil deserves that crown

Sex-cuses, sex-cuses!

Do you dare question my modding methods?!

Do I?



Never.

I will whip you with shoes and chains if you do mister

Out of, morbid curiosity, what would happen, if per chance, I questioned your methods?

You'd feel the wrath of my whip.

indeedly


Hi, I;m Clovie.
aand i like... no idea what bag

Ok....can you be more succinct? I mean...good wrath? Bad wrath? The kind of wrath that most men would have to pay for? Expound upon that for me, so that I can decide whether to question you or not.

In lil's book, there is no difference between the three.

Depends on the level of your deviance...

Oh, *laughs* I can be quite deviant...let me assure you.

Moose
Anything that comes out of your mouth (or your antlers???) is absolutely hilarious to me. Even your emoticons. I imagine a moose is actually performing the action.
Just a note to say that I'm becoming one of your biggest fans, just to let me laugh my head off. Especially if I'm feeling slightly down; you make me forget what the heck upset me in the first place.
Thank God Canadian moose isn't on the dinner plates of North America yet. We need more moose out there! Get out there and reproduce, moose!

I only do naughty things when Milla's around droolio

ive been warned my badkitty once


other then that nothin

Oh man...thanks.

It's funny the number of people who actually picture a moose....of course, if I really was a moose, typing with hooves would cause my posts to look more like this:
ka;urlkj;h pier jkfdk; 9ep'a -08;''



LMAO...I'm just looking for the right female moose...it's all about the looooove...

I think thats everyone....for some reason.

Oh you! If you look up sexy in the dictionary... there is a picture of a moose.

See, buddy, and I try to do it when she IS around.


*rubs hands together* I can't WAIT until she comes back.

ROTFLMAO.

you cad...you're just trying to get a piece of tail from me.

I like it when you're angry naughty

I never released how many people liked me when i was angry! flirt1

cry It used to be just my little thing

*rips off his clothes and straddles her, turns on some music*
I love you, you love me...we're a happy fami-
Heh heh...wrong tape.

I'm too sexy for my love...

flirt Maybe....

Don't tease playa...I'm vulnerable.

whip2flirt

laugh1 Sexcellent!

Only this little loin cloth....

Could you pass me that baby oil please?

I bet you give that smiley to ALL the moose.

I don' t recall ever giving out a warning to you

i haven't, all that's happened is i posted a thread in the general discussion forum and it got moved to the otf

I've been butt kicked by BackFire during a raging Battle of the Sexes, which reminds me, we definitely need to resurrect that bad babe so I can kick his toosh right back. Also Lil B and I had that era where we made it absolutely clear that we got on one another's nerves, greatly. And there was the Ush Scenario, every single time I made a comment it seemed he was there correcting/directing/laughing at me, that intellectual..... And of course, the RazMan himself, berating me via PM when I posted porn I didn't realise a picture of Snow White being gang bashed by the Seven Dwarves would be considered inappropriate is all

....and still not banned, Sy?

You know it superstar

keep it clean and kinky babe whip2

I can't imagine why that snow white thing bothered anyone.

I LOVE your sig...

Milladroolio

Thanks, just point it out straight after I remind the Powers That Ban about my previous porn moment

Thanks!! Thats one of my fave posts!

If you get banned for that, I am officially turning in my antlers and leaving.

cry I think, I think I wub you

Oh the love

Of course you do silly.

I feel the same way
We need more moose out there

Thanks darlin', you make me feel special.

Irene can modify me

she's not a mod cry

that isn't what i meant

with pleasure whip2flirt1

you are winkiss

*Warning, blushing moose coming through*

the fur hides all naughty

It hides a lot actually.

Pheremones, blushing moose (meese???)
Throw in deer, bear, porcupines and you'd have the party of the century.

disfiguring scars you mean?

Blah...stupid porcupines. Do you know how hard it is to get a quill out of your....."nether regions"?

*snorts*

Yes, that is what I mean.

Honey, there is not a scar on this beatuifully toned, muscular moose body anywhere.

flex

What a turn on droolio

which is hon? Quills in my gitch or my MUSCULAH BODY!!!!!

The boday obviously droolio

Yeah, that's good. The quills thing is just too ouchy to be sexy.

*shakes his moose booty*

*throws another bra at you* droolio wooohoo shake that thang

Now is this your bra this time, or did you steal this one too?

I still have the other one, and it's pinching the HELL out of my chest!

I don't throw my bras away, they're expensive diva
I just buy cheap ones for such occasions

Clever girl. You've just bumped yourself up 3 spots on the "Moose's favourite chick" tree.

You say that to all of the ladies

Am I number one yet? droolio

*whispers*
I only said that to you...now QUIET, i'm working my mojo.

It's neck and neck honey..

I thought I was special to you! bawling

god...*looks around, embarrassed*

You are...just, not...you know...in THAT way...you're like the brother I never wanted.

And you are like the father I never call.

*grumbles*
Ungrateful kids...

See Samurai...... you need a gimmick like Moose to get the ladies. Howzabout you whip out your thang????
(that would be your metal sword buddy)
Could be an attention-getter.

*whips it out*



I'm kidding. I have an excellent relationship with my family.

Whooo....let's change your name to Innuendogirl.

I like it!

*High hoof*!

Oooh Oooooh I know...
Let's have a "Guess-What's-Behind-The-Samurai's-Mask" Contest!
Me first - me first....
It's ............ Bruce Lee!~
You DIDN'T die

It's a droid. He's not even human. I mean, no human, aside from me, could possibly be THAT SEXY.

...here is what is behind the mask.

*closes the thread*

Scott!!!

I mean, Scott Moose, of course......

So, Irene's neck and neck with someone, right? And who, may I ask, is her competition?

Baby, do you really even need to ask? I mean....darlin, there is no competition......

Mwahaha!! whip2flirt1

Just kidding, i wanted to spice up the thread.

LMAO!! That was totally sexy...


RAWR!!!!


*disappears*

I think i've been modified by lots and lots of people....

Oh yes, you loved being closed down by me, didnt yah!

My first ever thread to get closed was the KMC Babe Calender. The great Raz himself closed it. I was honored! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8214&highlight=the+kmc+calender

This was back when mods didn't abuse thier powers just to get attention.

Read where JtotheP tries to be my voice of reason. This coming from the creator of the P.I.M.P Thread!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8214&highlight=the+kmc+calender

That was an awesome idea for a thread!

I don't think(?) I've been modified. But I've definitely been moved around a lot, coz I don't know where to post correctly.
It's a learning curve that I'm getting used to here....
I still think we should have a humour section. The jokes from everybody here would be incredible.

Oh yeah, I've also been banned by BadKittykitty, which was also an honor, I've had threads closed by Ush, Lil B, and even myself when I was the mod of my very own Forum known as the legendary, Tired Hiker's Pad. I also had four socks, that were obviously not meant to fool anyone, banned as well. It's a wonder that I'm still here.

Thanks, it's a very tame idea compared to what people get away with these days.

Who would be left to make utterly nonesensical threads?

I wouldn't know where to start!

i've been mod-ified by just Raz and THE b droolio

You are one in a million, Pres-Stone!

It cracks me up when the mods say stuff like, "If you don't like it, then don't post in this thread, conversation over." Like who do they think they are, God or something? I've been here longer than many of the mods and I'll do whatever I want, when I want, and I don't need some self righteous newbie mod telling me how to live my life. *snap snap*winkiss

... You are too much sometimes.

I'll agree with that! It keeps the ratings up.

It's true though, if there's a thread you don't like but it's not breaking any rules, then just don't post in said thread.

And we've established that just because you've been here longer then someone else does not mean you are better or that the rules don't apply to you.

I doubt any mods are telling you how to live your life, simply telling you whether or not a post on a message board is appropriate or not.

toot

B!tch Fight!!!