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i never considered myself a B!tch till i read this...so to my fellow B!tches ...

this is for you...

B!tchology



When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a
B!TCH.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a
B!TCH.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a
B!TCH.

Being a b!tch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak
against it, I am defined as a
B!TCH.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.
I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame,
try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed. And if that makes me a B!TCH, so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it!!!

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

Preach it sister.

I like to look good, im considered a teese, i like to eat then im a pig, i like to get off, and im a whore, i like to be treated with some kind of respect and im a man-hating dyke. Believe me, I have NO problem with being labeled a b!tch.

Besides, whoever labels me a b!tch only does so because i have more control over my life than that individual does.

So true.

All of you women from New Jersey with the damn attitude are you reading this?

I've come to the conclusion the women in New Jersey that I've met, have a worse attitude then the prick guys here, and it doesn't seem like I'm far from the truth.

ETERNAL BITCHINESS

People call me a b!tch all the time and I always respond with either "thank you, I try" or "yeah, what's your point?"

way to go original I just tell them to stick up there.. or to fcuk off

A man who has any character will not call a girlie a b!tch.

Oh, I take no insult from it whatsoever. If speaking my mind and standing up for myself and not taking shit from anyone makes me a b!tch, well, then so be it, I'm a b!tch!

Agreed It's usually other girls that call me a b!tch.

damn right

*walks in whistling, sees the discussion, turns around, walks back out whistling*

I've have not been called a ***** much, only when I'm having a really really bad day, or I yell at someone who usually starts it, but I still get called one.

moose are welcome in here too

Yes, the puffed-up princesses whos life revolves around their boyfriend/husband/whichever man they set their heart on this week. Like Id ever care what they think.

*peeks in*

you are all so NOT bitches...I want to state that from the outset. Also, I brought cake and cappucino.

No kidding. Like I said, I don't take it as an insult

I take it as in insult sometimes, depends who says it to me.

*sits and nods emphatically*

Cake anyone?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love that moose!

P.S. Excellent THREAD ladies. Oh so well said.

Do you have icecream? I will take icecream if you have it.

Damn....hang tight

*runs out the door, car starts, squeals off. 2 minutes pass. Car squeals to a halt, Moose comes in with 31 different flavours of ice cream.*

Yes, I do.

cappucino...yessss...

Mmm...coffee...

Yay! You are my favorite person right now. do you have cookies n cream? if so i will take that. and thanks lots .

Yes, I do.

I just want you all to know, that I respect each and every one of you, and I'm not saying that JUST because I would like to get out of here with everything I came in with. Including my life.

Yay! cookies n cream, thank you thank you thank you

are you sure thats not why?

you got it moosey....

now wheres my cappucino *smacks your ass* payback's a b!tch isnt it

It plays heavilly into it, I admit, I value breathing...and my appendages.

But no, i really do.

I don't fear bitches

unless they have a reason to after me

WOO!

thank you mum, may I have another?

*gives her the cappucino with smile*

no one loves a b!tch...now get back to the kitchen

No! You go to the kitchen and get your own food.

GASP! *points*

Dead man walking....

there's bitches, then there's women without a sense of humour

No....b!tches are bad....very bad....nice attitudes forever.

What exactly is a ''nice attitude''?

''Yes master'' ???

^ what she said

Good question.

no2 "Yes Master 'FULL NAME', is there anything else I can do for you?"

Oi Vey...death wishes are SO 1987.

Thats why Linky there is gonna end up with a brainless wonder of a woman - but that might suit him better for a wife, as there would be noone there to upset him by having a brain.

blowupWhat a load of Crap! I will not be slave. If thats all women are to you, then I hope you never have a girl, because you don't deserve one.

see, i wasn't serious.... it's OK to joke about feminism, and most women are cool with that but it's the blind one's such as yourself that ruin the fun for everyone

Its kind of hard to tell if you are joking over the internet.

thank you *takes cappucino*

and yes you may have another....tonight

the general rule around here is that if it's the OTF... it's sarcastic

Excellent. If there is anything else I can do to make your day better, let me know.

moose, my respect for you is dropping

(but you're still not an ass)

dont go far

No, someone who doesn't give an attitude over one damn thing you say or ask, THAT is someone who isn't a b!tch.

So then if I do that. Then how do I know if they are being serious?

then we'll post it here

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/

Let me ask you some questions.

Are you soft, and seductive, and sexy? Do you know how to kiss a man so that he thinks he's afraid he might go blind? Can you, with one subtle flash of your eyes, turn a male into mush and make him forget that anything else is around him? Do your hips sway in a manner that time and space cease to exist?
I know which side my bread is buttered on lil man, and if you respect me less for that, have a nice time on Saturday nights with your lube and a centrefold date.

and you enjoy your saturday night's being walked all over

and actually, my hips DO sway like that droolio

Oh liitle man, I won't be walked over...trust me.

They do? Nice. So how YOU doin'?

you'll have to do better than that to get with these hips schmoll

but do they look as cool though?

Oh my god. The moose is doing Joey from Friends.......
Yer killin me moosey.... yer killin me......

I have my doubts, but he is a cute little fella.

Don't DIE! Please, we just got to know one another!

aaaaw shucks

you are so right.

You are SOOOOO not in London Ontario!

I'm in London

but not your one cry

Huh? London Ontario?

nah, it's a lil bit to the east of that

Could I SOUND any valley girl-esque?

Ok...what? Listowel? Woodstock? Paris? How far east?

how many other London's are there?

can i keep you ?

*Smiles*

Sure...but share.

I hope you have a BIG back yard for this one!

To all the women who are pround to be a biitch.

"Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement? Why is everything a power struggle with women? I was driving around with my friend and his girlfriend the other day when he simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out and started bitching about being controlled. Good job moron, I'm sure bull-dyke feminists everywhere are creaming their pants because of your political crusade against oppression, but there are certain times when taking a stand to prove your stupid point is inappropriate. Like when you're going to MISS THE TURN and make us late to the movie, you dumb *****!

That reminds me of those bumper stickers I've been seeing a lot of lately. They're yellow with red print: "***** ON BOARD." Yeah, trust us, we know you're a *****, you don't need the bumper sticker. Then they also think it's cute and/or funny to have one of those bumper stickers that say "I have PMS 24/7." Thanks for the warning.

I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "***** ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe--you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles.

What's so funny? I heard the big mouthed ***** at the wheel telling another joke that wasn't funny, and sure enough, it was followed up with more cackling. Listen, this is a plea to all men: I know it's macho to have a girlfriend and everything, but please, if your girlfriend has an obnoxious laugh and a giant mouth, consider masturbation. Seriously, you're embarassing yourself. There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught. "



A segment from www.maddox.xmission.com

What the? I'm not an animal! *looks at himself*

Except for the whole...ya know...Moose parts...

Moose > i can share


quotagirl > i do


BackFire >

I'm english, btw

Lets just be clear about this...by share I don't mean..as in passing a smoke around a prison shower room...capisce?

Watch out!
Could be considered a delicacy in Japan.
You could feed their first platoon.

Krikey.

*Puts on a fake moustache*

Better?

ok and let me be clear...when i say i can share ...i mean with a room of about 3 other girls...that ive hand picked personally....and it wont be smokes that are passed around....capisce ?

*gulp*

*Nods happilly*

haha, lucky moose

then keeping you is a.....yes ?

nice thread, and ppl who calls girls b!tches seriously need to know them first, after all every girl has a nice side at heart , and in my whole life ive never called any girl a b!tch

*Nods once more, not quite able to gain his voice*

Pheremones are in the AAAAIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR
It's moose season for shellie

LMAO.

That harkens back to too many SHOOTING episodes.

By the way Shell, who are your handpicked 3?

this should be interesting

(pick me, i have a nice ass)

*pulls out soft leather leash and clips around your neck*...this way moosey

Be gentle...or not...

i have to think this over cuz only the sexiest of the sexy will be chosen....

I a b!tch who's proud, and I'm picking Dave

Generally, if a female calls herself a biitch, or is proud to be a biitch, I usually will agree. Congrats all of you, you're female dogs. Well done.

#1 kerry

#2 milla

#3 still open

I'm sure you'll do a fine job...

*sigh*

Sometimes, and only sometimes, your comments fail to amuse me. This was one of those times BF. You bad boy you

Gawd....

happybday to ME!
jump


And conratulations to the lucky 3..naughty

clapping Holy crap Milla, well quoted that gal

right on

"Generally, if a female calls herself a biitch, or is proud to be a biitch, I usually will agree. Congrats all of you, you're female dogs. Well done.



quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
A man who has any character will not call a girlie a b!tch."

Agreed, thats why I didn't CALL anyone a biitch. I said I AGREE with the girls who consider themselves biitches. Hurray for poor reading comprehension.

Well, let's see.
Male version of ***** = Bastard
hmmmmmmmm..... such a HARSH sounding word
2 vowels, so you can play with it BAStard, basTARD, BASTARD
This is silly, yet amusing......

Is there anything you don't have droolio

You...but maybe we can change that.

I have clones running around, feel free to nab one, or two, or ten naughty

Collecting a harem now Moosey?

Baby, I don't want a clone...I want the original.

the original is "meant" to be working

They're in high demand










Anyways I have bio to do, toodles moosey winkiss and everyone else

Wanna join? naughty

Later sweetie.

talk to ya later tonight babe winkiss2

bye sweetie

I'm a B!TCH!! And I don't give a F**K who calls me one! I am a B!TCH! So...

Everyone is a *****! I'm the biggest ***** of them all!