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How long has it been since you last got a private message.
I havn't had one for months, and even then I was away and unable to reply.

I have never gotten a Private Message yawnyawn

poor you

for me, it's been a day...

why doesn't anyone PM me--

I am at work... yawn

You wanna talk dirty baby cakes
I'll PM ya right now

I got a few yesterday from a name I will keep anonymous. I usually get a few from a buddy who managed to coerse me into going to a different Forum, just to call Spider-Man 'Man-Spider' to piss a bunch of people off. Then there's Samurai Guy, he helps keep life interesting and fun. Other than that, I usually get them from the FBI.

WOOOOOO I finally got a PM

but I am at work - I can't chat and "work" yawn

a few hours

A nice one in facted!Anyway if you want to send me a pm go ahead and we can chat back and forth if you want!
I like geting messages from people here!Anytime of the day!YEA!Tonight is the halloween party!JM

about 30 minutes ago

yesterday

A couple of hours ago from Daedalus

I get PMs and send PMs every day from/to BadKitty - and usually one before she goes to work and one after she comes back. Unless its weekend then we PM each other more freaquently.

They never stop....

I especially get all these sexually explicit ones from Milla every 20 minutes or so...complete with pictures. Overtures...come ons...blatant sex sex sex sex....

It's so cute.

Shhhh goddamnit!! Dont tell everyone! cry

Y'know all she's doing is forwarding the ones I send her and changing the names....

Meh...don't worry about everyone else. They all know what the deal is. So, relax, turn on your camera, and then PM me.

God....you mean that's YOU in the thigh highs and fishnets?

Ewww, id never wear tight highs and fishnets. Not even for haloween.

whip2flirt1


You know it babeh!

I on the other hand.....

*hands her a cat o' nines*

go nuts baby.

Look absolutely smashing.

Mr Zero is kinky all over.

I like that in a man.

No I don't.

What am I saying?

What the bloody hell?

What about me?!

Never get between a man and his moose.

What about you sugah? You know you've got my heart...I mean, Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Which is akin to, never get between a fat person and a buffet.

Oh blah blah, Im not falling for that cheesy thing you man say to get girlies - bah!


You can compliment me more if you like!

Heh, I've never had a PM lol

Aww come on Milla... I mean...if you were blind, I would give you my eyes so you could see the beauty of the world...I would give up my legs if you could not walk...and I would give you my heart so that you could see the love there within for you.

Thats beyond any cheese, but goddamnit i love it!

More!!

You are SOOO a total compliment whore!

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

I am a compliment whore, I cant help it...

Scott, when you make your way to the sunny England - cheesy pick up lines are a nono!

whip2flirt1 rawr!! to everything else!

Good God woman, please tell me you don't think I actually USE these?! I have more self respect than that!

However...you are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
It's soooo true...when God made you, he was showing off.

I have never gotten a pm from anyone, anything, or anybody, but i would perfer if it were a female if you know what i mean ahe he heh he

hysterical i get on average 20+ a day.... on weekdays.... 60+ hysterical

Getting laid in real life is sooo much better than internet.

Touched a nerve have I? Of course I dont think you dont use them...

you mean people ACTUALLY get laid OUTSIDE the internet?


*runs out of the building*

No sweetie, I was being a smartass.

I would honestly never be able to use them though, I'd feel so...grimy. The only one I've ever used, when extreeeeeeemely wasted, was

"Hi, I like peanut butter....wanna F**K?"

I don't know what possessed me to say that, it was a surreal and defining moment in my life.

Oh yeah!! All the time, in fact someone is having sex as we speak!

*pant...pant..*

I know...

hah!!

Me personaly, im a girl, but i dont wait for a guy to come up to me, if he looks father foxeh, i would usually just come up to someone and say ''Hi, whats your name''

It works too.

Just for the record, I don't actually go "Pant Pant" when having sex. I just didn't have any other sexual noises to make at my disposal.

what are you trying to say about me, HUH, you're all pretty rude

you know what, it is true. I see guys at the nightclub using stupid oneliners, and sometimes they work, but I'd never do it. Usully, being shy, I wait for the girl to move.

What the hell are you yapping about?

Dude, it was nothing personal, just letting you know the wonders of the real life sex.

like i dont know?!? i do know. I just need some friends, but thats not gonna happen here, "Come hapsie, No hospitality here"


quote from greatest story in the world "The story of Ester"

Ohhhkay...I'm not sure what you are talking about, I don't know you...and I certainly don't understand what your problem is, no one was insulting you or anything of that nature, I was simply trying to pick up Milla, and plan a trip to England...

So yer coming then? Sexcellent!

Woah there!

Dont you start telling me about hostility, when you are the one thats been calling me a whore and wench in the movie discussion.

You can beltch out insults but noone can say anything to you. Grow up!

I'm booking a flight as we speak.

Can you pick me up?

trying not to read that discussion, not to get demoralized...


got my last pm a few days ago dontgetit i use MSN to talk to ppl from KMC

i got my last PM, a few minutes ago

Less then a minute.

so did I.

few minuts

5 minutes. i only get them from girls.

milla keeps me coming here inlove

Oh my GAWD! Me too!

Is there...a problem?

she's awesome

maybe she has a stomach ache

inlove Awh Chrissy, you're the reason im still here!

'
She's baaaad though. I like that.

I've heard you are awesome too though.

no2

'
Good, I don't like problems. They're so...problematic.

Sampa meets Kafka

indeed

Exactly how close ARE you two??shifty

someone was speading lies about me again?

shocking

Possibly.

Are they lies? shock

I was talking to moose

okie dokie.

I couldn't be here with out you

really close


well I have the urge to spank a moose...so I just don't know

Oh...that nod was for me?

Have we 'met' by the way?

i love how this thread is turning out!!

Come again? Is this a sudden impulsive urge? Becoz I believe that one should always act on impulse. It's what makes the world go around.

I dont think so.

Hi, the name's Liv *shakes hand, or hoof*

Ok quietly leaves

What are you people going into now?

if youre canoing upstream and a wheel falls off how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?

none. ice cream doesnt have bones. hah. hahaha. hahahahahahahahaha. hah. haha. haha. aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahaha. hahahaha.

Ok...first things first, if you are actually picturing a moose, you have a very active imagination. But, if it helps at all when dealing with my insane behaviour, please feel free to do so.

I'm Scott

10 seconds ago?

Hey! That was mine...except it's..if a canoe tips over on the south side of a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? None, snakes don't have any armpits.







*cricket....cricket*

oh are you a bondage moose?

nice to meet ya scott

Not presently, but the day is just starting.

3 moinutes ago

You too, Liv.

I looked for a sexy moose smiley but we don't have one....this will be us later =partytimetazcensored2

I like the words hon, but the smilies never showed up. I'm using my imagination though.

weird they were there a second ago...I'm sure your imagination is much more vivid any way

post #101

you have nooooo idea...

I can't wait to find out

What are you waiting for?

*shuffles his feet*

Well?

patience ...patience.all good things come to those who wait

clickity-clack of shuffling hoofs is music to my ears

*does a tap dance*

*meow!* now what do you do for a encore?

What were you praching, patience?

My encore is WORTH the wait.

I might faint with the anticipation


*faints*

MWAHAHAHA....it worked...now I can take her back to my lair and revive her in most...interesting ways.

6 minutes ago

Im getting jealous when BK is lirting with guys cry

Whats a PM?

Don't be jealous, just join her. There's more than enough of me to go around.

I bet you tell that to all the girlis

Oh...ye who thinks so little of me...

I just figure, why not spread the wealth around...be fair to everyone?

that sounds naughtier than you know

I think highly of you,I have a real thing for woodland critters

Well, thank you. I think highly of you too...I have a thing for Pu....erm cats.

i love it when a thread is turned into a guy pimpin with a couple of females.

What thread is this anyhow?

I think he means the separated at birth thread....

Eh?

it was quite pimptasic

*shakes her*

What are you talking about?

a few hours

a decade cry

5 minutes

don't ask I don't even know what I'm talking about..I just picked a random thread out of the air.


though I would like to know where these threads your pimping are at

2 minutes ago

i used to get them a lot more until someone stopped talking to me

last wednesday was the last time i got some loving from a pm.

I...*shakes his head* BK...what....


WHAT?!