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Who has the latest scuttlebutt and gossip? This is the thread in which to post completely baseless, wildly speculative rumors.

For instance, I am starting the rumor that Samurai Guy was banned for sending nude pics of himself to Raz.

lil bitchiness is a 47 year old truck driver named Gus from Arkansas.

Raz once starred in a B-movies under the name Bambi Lovealot.

And last, but not least, the completely evil and vicious rumor that Tired Thins is actually a woman named Rita.

OMG who told you?!?!

Bambi

Moose is a horse.

Shellie is an 8 year old girl.

I'm married with 8 kids....

lil bitchiness has 4 wives

I like that rumour!

How dare you! A horse....have you no scruples?

Well it works since your a 47 year old man.

I also heard you are into farm animals.

Samurai Guy is currently pregnant with Samurai Girl's puppies' babies.

WEll since the secret's already out, I might as well post a pic of me

http://www.staff.amu.edu.pl/~karen/Photo/redneck.jpg

Ok, lets not get nasty now.

I am one of your wives right?weep

hysterical

You are still so hot...

What are you doing later?naughty

I wuv you milla.

Well, I don't think that matters since:

BadKitty is inlove with me.

You're my favourite one!!! ilu

All the rest are just there cos they're all rich and they pay for me to take out out in expencive places

yay! all want to be married to the sexecutioner!

thats why I won't tell anyone you eat your boogers

B....W....crybaby THAT'S CUZ YOU GAVE ME DOGFOOD THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!

that night? you mean every night...tonight is being served from my swanky shoes

and i thought we were friends....im telling my mommy on you






yerssot is really a drag queen working for the secret service

Linkalicious is a morman living in South Dakota with his 6 wives and 29 children...i know this to be true....cuz im one of them


Mr Zero is my 79year old grandmother

lil bitchiness is the real bossman at KMC here....and Raz is her Biatch

OMG!! hahaha!!!!

You would shellie!

Devalion isn't human!

Samurai Girl has 3 kids

Korri was abducted by aliens last year

I'm not typing this now

Shellie, you were ment to start a rumour not tell the truth

crybaby I'M SNEAKING OUT TO WHITE CASTLE!!!!!!!

cry MILLA SHE LIES!!!!

eew youd be better off with purina

Oh come on, that was beyond funny!!

I have a confession....I have the hots for your grandma

I once starred in an offbeat little movie:

http://www.shmater.com/footmoose.gif

Yeah, well....well.....with how much money you gave me this week....I can't afford it!!!!! crybaby

But ...she....lies.

oops my bad

OMG I fecking love this thread!!

I'm going to find this

Sexcellent!!

Blind-Enemy is my lesbian lover and we live in Russia

me too! hey milla I was going through our family album and lookie what I found! http://img44.exs.cx/img44/8633/cletus1.jpg

Yeah, so this is my army of followers. Vote for Milla in 2005!
whip2flirt1

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/8088/protest.jpg

I'm also an accomplished songwriter....

http://www.stonyfield.com/Images/GiftShop/MooseTunesForKids_lg.jpg


Complete with groupies..

http://www.nomadartalaska.com/smimages/000101a.jpg

im thats sexcellent!

Who's the hunk of burnin love?

thats our father who was married to his sister

Samurai Guy and BackFire are really Pimps who live in New York city .

Why wouldnt that suprise me?

Shellie is an insatiable sex fiend who simply radiates sexuality.


Wait....

Can I get his number? I like toothless hicks with dumb expressions and no shirts...I don't know why, they just get to me.

he likes to play 'hunt wild the moose' in the woods behind the outhouse

Canadian Moose isnt really a moose but a deer that glued larger antlers to his head and is stalking little boys at the zoo while looking up some crossdresser skirt.

Lil before the sex change.. when she had the hair

Oh I remember that pic of me, before the sex change!! Awww the memories!

Nice. What does he do when he 'catches' me? *Like I ever try to get away*

I resent that!

I am NOT a deer.

Moose is my daddy....least thats what he said lastnight in the bed....


Moose : Who's your daddy biatch ?
me : you are...big daddy

LMAO!!!

Wasn't it the other way around?

There are no rumours about me!



Anything you hear is all true... naughty

i was trying to let you keep some dignity...guess we wont tell em about the high heels and panties you wore....

Ahem...

No, lets NOT tell them, ok? For God's sake.

Should we tell them the little 'surprise' you had for me Shellie?

Or should I call you SHELDON????

thats right....NOW who's your daddy...biatch

Woah major flirtation - get a room you two whip2flirt1

Sheldon is. He's sooooooo dreamy...

Not wiffout you dearie. We need someone to crank the winch and crak the whip.

I developed this weird reputation as a whipcracker all of a sudden - domanatrix kinda figure...

then you wont mind them knowing about.....well...you know....


ok ok....Baylin is really Britney Spears and yes...those are real

Weird how things work out isn't it?

absolulty...and please bring...Badkitty and Raz too

And preston and backfire

Wow.....you think you know someone.....and then you read this thread

i would invite them but preston and clovie have plans......

to rule the world....cuz they are *sings* pinky , pinky and the brain brain, brain, brain....

What's all this RAZ stuff? Too much potential for male on male bumping accidents.

Look...you might be good...hell...lastnight your were fantastic...but....Raz is a must

*sigh* Ok Ok....Raz it is. But we play at 'opposite ends of the court'...so to speak.

Silver Tongue is an 80 year old wrinkly-skinned old woman

Silver Tongue is my 80 year old grandpa

Silver Tongue will be 81 in 11 days

Oh no! They figured me out! fear

thats right paps ...hows grandma doing ?

Uhhh....i don't know...Hey Link! How are you doing sweet cheeks

It's all true but my name is really Rodney...

im married to my grandma how backwoods is that ?

Rodney Spears?

you can count on me!

*sits on her lap and counts*

What?

knew i could babe

Wind Dancer teaches dance to senior citizens by day and is a male escort by night .

ack! *legs break* I'm going to hide the snack cakes



I live to serve

Are you saying I'm fat?

I'm saying your 'pleasantly plump'

Oh for meow's sake...*Strikes a pose*

Feel it...FEEL IT! It's ALL muscle. All of it. Feel my ass...it's hard as a rock.. No fat!

BackFire is a straight tranny with a vagina.

Cleopatra strikes again!

feel your ass! thats allot of flub...I mean..muscle you got there

whats a straight tranny...like tyrannosaur?

I thought it was supposed to be an unfounded rumor.

Nice. You'll see! If it's the last thing I do! *runs off to the gym crying*

Moosey is really a squirrel schmoll

canadian moose is ........ canadian!!!

bill o riely is gay

*Squeaks*

Hey!!

That's right, shocking I know cry

Silver Tears is totally in love with me, wants to bear my children, start a frozen yougurt stand and eventually work her way into porn.

Tex is a Vegas show girl and loves Bush

shockish who told you?
we'd make beautiful babies together

Of COOOOOUUURRRSE we would. Hairy ones, but beautiful.

Should we practice?

I thought we agreed you'd shave the hair cry

silver tears is really snoopy

Tired Thins invented snow cones

I will I will...trust me.

That is really Shellie in her Sig picture, she is just really really smart.

Canadian moose stole my cheese.Because he is addicted to cheese and even sold his mother one time to get his fix of muenster and colby jack

darth revan is an evil man whore who charges people for dead batteries instead of money.

Tired Hiker invented Yellow Snow Cones!

Silver Tears & dave 123 are the head loompas for Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory

Raz is the original leather jacket, stockings and suspender belt wearing 1970's super hero

Cheese is out to take over the planet and turn humans into thier petty slaves!

Nooooooooooo!

Um is it chedder by any chance?

Clovie is the Queen of Oz, rules with an iron fist, and has had an affair with a flying monkey.

darth raven is actually nice and just pretends to be mean
"evil laugh" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I still watch cartoons

darth raven is a girl and loves inuyasha

Rogue938 is a lonely 45 yr old man with a beerbelly

I heard that, um,eatCanadian Moose played the part of the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

Irene, Milla, Ash, Klaudia, Shellie, Chelle, Annie, Jithra and I have regular 'sleepovers' at my place, where we indulge our every fantasy with the use of props, sexylicious edibles and each other

Mr. Walken is actually a boy hungry pedophile.

Damn! He used to babysit me when I was a child!

I heard that Darth Revan goes out each morning and gets naked,sets fire to the land, frees all the animals, and climbs up trees while picking berries and singing metallica....

rogue 938 is a 24 yeaar old woman who makes fun of darth raven all of the time
you poor poor child that part of ur live must be verry tramatic for you. I hope he didn't bring the monkeys around

Rumor around the Camp fire is that Canadian Moose isn't even a real Canadian Moose.......in reality Moose is actually AMERICAN

Can you believe it? Moose actually is an American Moose

Shocking!

What is all this? I never wronged any of you people.
Rogue feeds her grandma bacon while shes in the bathtub

hey Shes ur grandma too. and I was just helping u out because u had a date at the zoo. hehehehe

cry

This one cannot be true!! I am praying on my knees for him

I heard that Syren gives lap dances to old innocent men and women daily for 50 cents a dance

oOo go Syren!!!

diva It's 95 cents hunny, and your prices just went up

hah!! I knew it!

Ahhh...look what you did JtotheP!!!

OH....OH....cry....so since this....Moose...is in the picture....I get...a price!? crybaby *runs off*

I heard that Syren has three nipples on her left breast. It was JtotheP who discovered this. Syren is 19. Her third nipple is 42 years old.

Shut up Aska, I heard your just some anime character.

SILENCE THINS! I heard the fever you have is so horrible....COWBELL FELL VICTIM TO IT!!!!!!!!

I gotta have more cowbell!

*sigh*

This is true, but it is shaped like a bullet, do I get kudos for that?

NO! No hussy gets kudos ever!

Yes, in fact you get three kudos! One for each nipple. Make sure you share!

Kudos multiplied by three

Screw you JP {insert fyou smilie here} schmoll

That's the rumor out there.

cry Kerry I'm sorry, but the shock of three nipples was massive.

*shrugs*

's ok, I forgive you.......

*strokes third nipple absent-mindedly*

Yay!

drool

its about time for another , dont ya think

I heard shellie has multiple capabilities like a car with a big backseat.

my rumour>>"The world is getting normal"

I heard that Sun Ce was a goblin that lived under a couch....

not many know this but...

JToTheP is really a retired millionair who lives on an island that he owns in the south pacific....he resides there with his 3 wives and in his spare time he raises Llamas .

*GASP* WHO IS THE RAT WHO TOLD!?!?!? OH! IT MUST OF BEEN THE MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ranting